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Luke Belcourt
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Adventure LGBT fantasy writer✨🔮 VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS now available!

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COVER REVEAL! 🎉

After what feels like a lifetime, I finally get to show you what I've been working on the last few years! The long-awaited sequel, VAMPIRES IN PARK CIRCUS!

Coming Halloween 2025!

You can pre-order here! lukebelcourt.com/witches/two....
When I last quit smoking by starting a new job and uprooting my life, I did a Tarot pull and got the Hanged Man reversed

"No. No way. It's wrong."

IT WAS RIGHT. FUCKINNN STAGNANT.

The problem was not just external, it was internal

Today, with all this on my mind, I pulled

the Hanged Man upright
a large crowd of people are gathered in a room in front of a bar .
ALT: a large crowd of people are gathered in a room in front of a bar .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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I just finished edits on a novel where a minor character’s name changed half way through and another character was given two different addresses. This is very, very common and doesn’t reflect badly on the writer, who is great. Everyone needs an editor!
I'm reading a thriller in which one particular character was said to have died (alternately) of late-stage dementia, cancer, and heart failure. Invest in an editor, kids. Trust me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Got overwhelmed, bailed on life, cycled 15 miles.

Standing in a field with mud on my arse.
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I'm officially a month without a single cigarette!

I went for a run this morning, ran 2.5x more than I did day 1, with zero wheezing!

My mood has been... erratic, but the lack of brain fog has been amazing and my cravings are infrequent vague glimpses into a parallel universe rather than an itch
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The joy of doing your own site with actual HTML like it's the MySpace days is that one day you might randomly come across a one-line fix that fixes a minor issue you had:

You type it in, and it immediately fixes it everywhere. It feels like magic.
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I feel like I’ve become afraid of posting lmao.

I’ve become so averse to my little throwaway thoughts being public, every tweet needs to survive the 5 minute Poster’s Remorse Purge

I kind of hate it :/
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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> Keir Starmer resigns
> Andy Burnham is stuck as mayor
> Peter Mandelson's protégé Wes Streeting becomes Prime Minister
NEW: Keir Starmer has admitted that he knew Peter Mandelson had carried on a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after his paedophilia conviction when he made him US ambassador

The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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apropos of nothing in particular, @lilashapiro.bsky.social gave us a tremendous piece of journalism last year, and it's always a great time to revisit it and thank her for the work she did in bringing these stories to light.
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Hey look! A new book!
Some of you may have caught The Packet serialised in ParSec magazine but this is its first outing as physical book. If you like stormy sea voyages and sci-fi, this is the one for you.
Out in April, opening for pre-order now.

www.newconpress.co.uk/info/book.as...
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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The @kickstarter.com has launched!

For fans of Scotland, dark fantasy, folklore and mythology, haunted swords, talking cats, old cats, audiobooks, and indie productions.

Open to pledges big and small.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...
Call of the Black Wing - An Audiobook
Bringing the tale of Fiadh and her quest for revenge though Scottish folklore and mythology to your ears
www.kickstarter.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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raichu bangin out the tunes (2024)
August 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Signs and portents
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I just finished the dreaded Witches 3 climax. The first draft is so close to done

I kind of let my life collapse and I'm determined to make it better. So far between No Smoking, Exercise Goals, Writing Goals, it's going amazing

Thank you universe for dropping motivation on me at the right time 🙏
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
omg!!! I achieved all my goals without even thinking about it!!!
Happy New Years!

My resolutions for 2025:
- Be nasty
- Eat less fruit and veg
- Just have… jsut have fun with it (meaning TBD)
- Piss every day
- Drink more water (but do those wine-tasting noises about it)
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Every three months I need to re-apply the mantra to my anxiety:

"It's probably fine if there are people who think badly of you behind your back. Even if you like them! It truly is not going to make a difference to you, and you have to get off the cross and stop thinking you're so important."
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Ooh! 👀
Announcing Gray Day 2026! New Lanark audiobook by @canongate.co.uk narrated by Alan Cumming + five commissioned animations. Celebrating 45 years of Alasdair Gray’s Lanark. 25 Feb 2026, Òran Mór, Glasgow. Tickets via link in bio.
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays
rcjohnso / scripts
Free screenplays for Brick, Brothers Bloom and Looper.
www.rian-johnson.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
When no-one got me, I know Prue Halliwell got me
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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while i didn't intend it, it's so weird and depressing to see such a clear illustration of how little our culture's censoriousness and prudery has shifted

120 years later and they're still drawing a discreet decency curtain across queer art
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
When you're cooking porridge and realise the sell-by date on the milk was wrong, and suddenly you have half a kilo of hot, radioactive material on the hob you need a strategy to get rid of
a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face .
Alt: a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face .
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January 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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It is wild how tech executives simply believe whatever companies who sell GenAI tech tell them about their own successes in using GenAI tech.

Would you believe a car salesmen telling you about how amazing an experience he had with every car?
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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This mansion tax is *far* more extensive than the Westminster equivalent, which only kicks in on homes that are £2m+, which are much rarer than homes between £1-2m.

Great news!
The Scottish Government has agreed to both key
@scottishgreens.org tax proposals:

✈️ A new tax on the 12,000 private jet flights taken in Scotland every year

🏰 A 'Mansion Tax' on £1 million+ homes

This will raise millions for services like schools and our NHS.
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM