Lulu Allison
@luluallison.bsky.social
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Here is a piece I wrote about banned books.

Featuring none of my favourite people - Joey Barton, Rishi Sunak, Bro-normative and his best female-coded-services gal

And some of my favourite things - libraries, dangerous ideas, unthinkable kinks, spanking flamboyance

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Alert! Alert! Freaks and Weirdos and Scary Ideas! - Dorset Eye
In a mindless scroll through social media yesterday, due, I hasten to add, to a friend’s indignation rather than my own preferences, I accidentally noticed ex-footballer Joey Barton. Joey Barton, foun...
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Wars, tariffs , paper, production costs and the battle to get our books seen means there is a crisis in publishing.

Indies do most of the heavy lifting in finding great new stories that the risk averse conglomerates shy away from.

Support Indies!

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Open letter on the future of small press publishing in the UK
The industry must work together to ensure the longevity of the UK’s independent presses.
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Traditionally I dislike Pinterest but as everything online becomes a gaggle of opinions coming out of faces, I’m quite enjoying going back to pictures.
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One like = one behated song
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Exquisite things can only be admired from afar

Or pretend-touched with the back of your hand, slowly, like a lady with her mouth open in a perfume ad
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You’re not meant to join it.

You’d only spoil it.

See? Dead.

No one is communicating anything useful with the exquisite.

Useful things NEED to be messed, pulled,stretched, caressed.
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There’s no way in. No invitation. In fact it is a deliberate barrier.
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Exquisism
Exquisiosity
I’ve come to the conclusion that I hate exquisite. It makes things dead.
luluallison.bsky.social
Here is a piece I wrote about banned books.

Featuring none of my favourite people - Joey Barton, Rishi Sunak, Bro-normative and his best female-coded-services gal

And some of my favourite things - libraries, dangerous ideas, unthinkable kinks, spanking flamboyance

dorseteye.com/alert-alert-...
Alert! Alert! Freaks and Weirdos and Scary Ideas! - Dorset Eye
In a mindless scroll through social media yesterday, due, I hasten to add, to a friend’s indignation rather than my own preferences, I accidentally noticed ex-footballer Joey Barton. Joey Barton, foun...
dorseteye.com
Reposted by Lulu Allison
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Just received a spam email from "Dayton Webre" informing me I 'may be eligible for Student-Load-Forgiveness under new 2025 guidelines". At the bottom of the email was the following piece of AI-generated text.
Do LLMs dream of composing that great hard-boiled American novel?
The text reads: "opened the door, and dropped quickly into the tangle hardest ordeal of all There was something weird and what the lads trouble was He could give him some comfort, and your eyes, and count five, laughed Max; now look, and see what I found"
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'What more electrifying palace of diversity is there than a well-stocked library?'
Brilliant article from @luluallison.bsky.social about the cowards who are banning books.
Read in full on Dorset Eye @dorseteye.bsky.social
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Here is the whole article I wrote on Dorset Eye, for Banned Books Week:

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Here is the whole article I wrote on Dorset Eye, for Banned Books Week:

dorseteye.com/alert-alert-...
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I’d love to come - will certainly aim for a London trip.
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I think the ratio on here might be more 0.8%, 9.7% and 89.5%
#Chelsea
Screen shot of fb memory from 13 years ago:

I've just seen a man who could literally be the love child of John Terry and Dennis Wise. I estimate that 2% of you will be delighted by that prospect, 17% utterly horrified and 81% will neither know nor care what l'm on about.
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I know. I can’t bear it. Though at least it might mean the chipper copper stays away
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Fuckenada if the Archers doesn’t eventually reward me with Chris and Alice getting back together I’m going to be very pissed off. I’ve put up with too much George and what’s her face to go quietly …
#theArchers
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KESHED LONDON LAUNCH IS CONFIRMED.

Thursday 12th March, Bard Books, @judecook.bsky.social in the host's chair, tix link as soon as i got one. News incoming on the official online launch, more as soon as i have it.

#BookSky #GetKeshed 📚📚📚
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Just written a Banned Books Week post about this that says exactly the same thing.
For those who can't bear living in a world that seems confusing and complicated, they equally can't bear the obvious fact that most of the rest of us are fine with the glorious mix and mess of it. It drives them insane, and there we all are, just being normal.
When Sunak had his drab little moment, he talked of stripping the arts out of schools because who needs that weird, hard to understand, colouring outside the lines stuff? He spoke with the residue of a long hurt, a baffled square who had got sick and tired of watching the cool kids do their awkward, exploratory, glorious, messy, sometimes inept and always entirely necessary thing. He spoke in the spiteful tone of a boy who was fed up with not getting it, of not even really knowing what it was - but now the shoe was on the other foot, and by golly, he was going to make them pay.
Banning books is a desperate rearguard action by the terminally afraid. But I wonder if it is also in part an attempt at revenge - the anxious, spiteful, fearful, revenge of the ones who can only use their crayons to delineate who they think does not belong.
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Love this. I wrote about wonder often in Beast. Here is a quote from page 2017
Screen shot from a page of my novel Beast:
Wonder is the flickering of an uncanny, lovely light, filling the dark corners curiosity cannot yet illuminate with understanding. It is no bad thing, wonder, no second rate superstition, best and soonest obliterated by the antiseptic swipe of science and
fact. It is a blessing. This much I know.
What some have chosen to make with it, that may be quite
a different matter.
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Un-British - so vile trying to multi-task on a message like this too.