Critters
lunaeclipseowo.bsky.social
Critters
@lunaeclipseowo.bsky.social
A collection of weird animals just trying to live. Plural. Non-human. Trans and Queer. Terminally fucked up brain desperately hoping things can get better. Also massive nerd :3 18
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You all take your lives too seriously- so much that you lose sight of the beauty and humor in the world around you! Critters like me, we just exist to make sure you loosen up, don’t mistake your artifice for all there is!

Dance in the rain, mortals. It’s good for your soul~ 💛✨
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The age old transbian question of "Do i want her or to be her" has been answered and its twinning selfcest, you agree
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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#bakedrhymes

Sometimes our best
Isn't enough

I too
Often struggle to admit
When perseverance
Has become folly

Sometimes
A thing must be amputated
So that we can limp away

Thank you
For teaching lessons
I will carry Forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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#bakedrhymes

If you love a poet
You mustn't cage her
The heart of a poet
Is a timid thing
Prone to depression
And loneliness

If you love a poet
You must love yourself
Watch her come
Bask in your warmth

If you love a poet
Treat her well
For it is a precious thing
To be loved
By a poet
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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#bakedrhymes

I am no simpering angel
Begging my way
Past the gates of heaven.
By what right,
Do they keep you out?
By what right,
Do they deny you
Divinity?

There are many ways
To become a Goddess.
Anyone can bite
The forbidden fruit.

When the time comes
Do not whimper...
Scream
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Your new witchy girlfriend assures you the ritual went exactly as planned, though you don't notice any visible changes at first.

However, as the day goes on, you feel her pull at you with invisible strings, moving you this way and that. No biggie. You can still move around independently. For now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Force feminize your friends into being empty headed puppy girls. They’ll be happier that way
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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the six words *I* long to say
The six words any girl longs to hear:
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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i believe in crop top + boyshorts supremacy
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Lesbian at the bar who won’t give you her number until you beat her 1v1 3-stock no items Final Destination in Smash Bros Melee.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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holding and hugging and squeezing a girl so hard she can't even breathe and then kissing her and telling her i love her and hugging her into my chest and loving her and squeezing her like a plushie and biting on her until she whimpers and licking her gently on the neck while she's shaking against me
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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And all the posters and queer accounts will look up and shout "register us!!" and we'll look down and whisper "meow"
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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idk I'm silly and got really stuffed the other night posting for the ladies ~
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Alright. Time for a form-lock.

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Kaye's Utilikin species and setting is super cozy. Seal my fate, Bsky. Ends Monday, 9 AM PST.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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"A liberal is somebody who opposes every war except the one that's currently happening and supports every civil rights movement except the one that's currently happening"
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Hi there Bluesky! -- let's introduce ourselves :3

We're dotmeow, a queer-run community project to register the gTLD .meow. The profits of this gTLD will go to community causes, turning every domain into queer community support, especially focusing on trans projects and issues.
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I sure do have the pain tolerance.
But I don't have a kink for being in pain.
Instead I have a kink for being damaged.
Which is kinda other side of same coin?

just how much shit can be done to my body before I think it hurts too much?

It would suck if I had a pain kink, because it would be so rare
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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tasque manager twinning infection tf
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.
Trans joy in spite of it all.
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Looking for a book I forgot the name of~ a gay mech sci-fi dystopia with lesbians, a butch trans lead, was based of greek myth. anyone know what we are talking about?
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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sometimes I say things that are true about the body I want but not of the body I have because nobody can stop me :P
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM