Trista M
@lynnrays.bsky.social
Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer!
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I had a dream last night that Taylor Swift was having a baby & she said if it was a girl, she was going to name her Emma. If it was a boy, his name would be Zimmershine.
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I had a dream last night that Taylor Swift was having a baby & she said if it was a girl, she was going to name her Emma. If it was a boy, his name would be Zimmershine.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.
"So Rutherford did what he thought he was supposed to do."
"So Rutherford did what he thought he was supposed to do."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.
"However, a spiritual path that is radical and direct as to deny the go itself does not need to attend specifically to the various excesses of egoism."
"However, a spiritual path that is radical and direct as to deny the go itself does not need to attend specifically to the various excesses of egoism."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.
"The President of the Galaxy had arrived."
"The President of the Galaxy had arrived."
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.
"So Rutherford did what he thought he was supposed to do."
"So Rutherford did what he thought he was supposed to do."
I think Jane Austen drew up a legal document stating that any film or television adaptations of her stories need to feature at least one man with terrible hair.
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I think Jane Austen drew up a legal document stating that any film or television adaptations of her stories need to feature at least one man with terrible hair.
There's just... so much going on with his hair & none of it is good.
#MansfieldPark
#MansfieldPark
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
There's just... so much going on with his hair & none of it is good.
#MansfieldPark
#MansfieldPark
My entire dining room is an amazing, frenzied mess b/c I made daily collages last month. Unfortunately, my brain is blocking my body's ability to clean it up even though I'm done. I want it cleaned. I NEED it cleaned. It's disrupting my life having everything everywhere. And yet, I cannot clean it 🤷♂️
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
My entire dining room is an amazing, frenzied mess b/c I made daily collages last month. Unfortunately, my brain is blocking my body's ability to clean it up even though I'm done. I want it cleaned. I NEED it cleaned. It's disrupting my life having everything everywhere. And yet, I cannot clean it 🤷♂️
"I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week. Otherwise what's life all about anyway?"
#PurpleRoseOfCairo
#PurpleRoseOfCairo
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week. Otherwise what's life all about anyway?"
#PurpleRoseOfCairo
#PurpleRoseOfCairo
Reposted by Trista M
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
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December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
I wish there was a way to tell my delivery driver that they absolutely do not have to deliver my package tonight. It's pitch black & pouring rain, just go home.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I wish there was a way to tell my delivery driver that they absolutely do not have to deliver my package tonight. It's pitch black & pouring rain, just go home.
I just finished watching Madame Web, and from all the online chatter when it was in theaters, I was expecting a ridiculous 2004 Catwoman-type movie, but ... It's just a fun movie! I literally, unironically, enjoyed every minute of it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just finished watching Madame Web, and from all the online chatter when it was in theaters, I was expecting a ridiculous 2004 Catwoman-type movie, but ... It's just a fun movie! I literally, unironically, enjoyed every minute of it.
Autocorrect needs to get better at understanding times. I was just trying to write "3pm" and it changed it to "elm" so I went back and retyped it, and then it wrote "rpm" 😒
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Autocorrect needs to get better at understanding times. I was just trying to write "3pm" and it changed it to "elm" so I went back and retyped it, and then it wrote "rpm" 😒
It is EXHAUSTING having brainless coworkers. I want to shake them & scream "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is EXHAUSTING having brainless coworkers. I want to shake them & scream "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
I'm usually pretty neutral about time changes, but this one has me all frazzled. I'm already a terrible mess lately and now my body is confused about what time it is.
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm usually pretty neutral about time changes, but this one has me all frazzled. I'm already a terrible mess lately and now my body is confused about what time it is.
In X-Men 2, Bobby's family seemed surprised to see Logan & company when they came home, but later there's a shot of their car parked behind the mutant's car. Right in front of their house. They should've *at least* walked in theorizing why there's a strange car in their driveway.
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In X-Men 2, Bobby's family seemed surprised to see Logan & company when they came home, but later there's a shot of their car parked behind the mutant's car. Right in front of their house. They should've *at least* walked in theorizing why there's a strange car in their driveway.
"Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident. Signed by: Door"
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Your package was delivered. It was handed directly to a resident. Signed by: Door"
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
My door is signing for packages now apparently.
Started a Letterboxd account this year, then 11 days into January, I forgot about it. Today I suddenly remembered it, so I avoided my other tasks by adding all the movies I've seen so far this year. About 150? I can't seem to add TV shows, so it's not a full picture of my viewing habits but anyway.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Started a Letterboxd account this year, then 11 days into January, I forgot about it. Today I suddenly remembered it, so I avoided my other tasks by adding all the movies I've seen so far this year. About 150? I can't seem to add TV shows, so it's not a full picture of my viewing habits but anyway.
I successfully found my hair stylist and have an appointment today! I know everyone was wondering 😆
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I successfully found my hair stylist and have an appointment today! I know everyone was wondering 😆
The little gasp Obi-Wan made right before Qui-Gon was stabbed, almost like he could sense it was about to happen 🥺
July 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The little gasp Obi-Wan made right before Qui-Gon was stabbed, almost like he could sense it was about to happen 🥺
Just found out my hair stylist left the salon she worked at. I'm devastated. I only have her first name, no idea if she went somewhere else. I'd been cutting my own hair for years & this year I decided to go back to getting it cut professionally. It's been looking SOOO good 😭 JEN, WHERE ARE YOU??
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just found out my hair stylist left the salon she worked at. I'm devastated. I only have her first name, no idea if she went somewhere else. I'd been cutting my own hair for years & this year I decided to go back to getting it cut professionally. It's been looking SOOO good 😭 JEN, WHERE ARE YOU??
If I completely lose my mind, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
July 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If I completely lose my mind, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
Happy Obnoxiously Loud Neighbors Day.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy Obnoxiously Loud Neighbors Day.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.
I think someone on my street has a literal cannon.