holly 🏳️⚧️
@lynxfish.bsky.social
she/it catfish girlcreature ΘΔ and computer toucher in nyc
sometimes aka silvia sometimes also skunks
sometimes aka silvia sometimes also skunks
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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
incredible guy type working at the bodega around the corner from @eden.meow.cool's apartment: he yells LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE whenever a customer comes in
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
incredible guy type working at the bodega around the corner from @eden.meow.cool's apartment: he yells LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE whenever a customer comes in
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(at my spreadsheet-based job) i hate this with all my heart
*booting up Spreadsheet Simulator 2025*
me: ALRIGHT LETS GET COOKIN!!
*booting up Spreadsheet Simulator 2025*
me: ALRIGHT LETS GET COOKIN!!
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
(at my spreadsheet-based job) i hate this with all my heart
*booting up Spreadsheet Simulator 2025*
me: ALRIGHT LETS GET COOKIN!!
*booting up Spreadsheet Simulator 2025*
me: ALRIGHT LETS GET COOKIN!!
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December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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🖤Want to be the most deluxe skunk?🖤
I'd like to try making my classic skunk tail with 7" long furs! It'll be a bit more than the classic one for the materials but it'll be almost 2x as fluffy as this classic one is!
My DMs are open for quotes 🦨
#furry #fursuit #furryart #skunk
I'd like to try making my classic skunk tail with 7" long furs! It'll be a bit more than the classic one for the materials but it'll be almost 2x as fluffy as this classic one is!
My DMs are open for quotes 🦨
#furry #fursuit #furryart #skunk
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
speaking of skunks what if this was me sometimes (patreon comm from @blackbloodqueen.bsky.social)
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
speaking of skunks what if this was me sometimes (patreon comm from @blackbloodqueen.bsky.social)
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Last night I found out that I am not immune to the Post-Self Induced Skunk Syndrome
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Last night I found out that I am not immune to the Post-Self Induced Skunk Syndrome
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
i love the only nfl team in new york state
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i love the only nfl team in new york state
do you think the college football playoff committee have a jira board for their meetings
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
do you think the college football playoff committee have a jira board for their meetings
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Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
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It's my birthday, and here's my present to you: a new music video. Made with the assistance of @formertwink.bsky.social and @waifuteeth.bsky.social.
youtu.be/s11sAnOZJro
youtu.be/s11sAnOZJro
How I Became Invisible - Your Exit (official video)
YouTube video by How I Became Invisible
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's my birthday, and here's my present to you: a new music video. Made with the assistance of @formertwink.bsky.social and @waifuteeth.bsky.social.
youtu.be/s11sAnOZJro
youtu.be/s11sAnOZJro
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when your poly plural friend says "guess who got another one" and u have to guess what they mean
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
when your poly plural friend says "guess who got another one" and u have to guess what they mean
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At a Quiznos in Centralia, PA, a subterranean sandwich has been toasting since 1962
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
At a Quiznos in Centralia, PA, a subterranean sandwich has been toasting since 1962
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
my girlfriend is so sexy and good at making spaghetti
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
my girlfriend is so sexy and good at making spaghetti
hooking up with a rally driver and the codriver is giving pace notes from the cuck chair
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
hooking up with a rally driver and the codriver is giving pace notes from the cuck chair
really just sticking with me how everyone at the BLFC hotel who was not associated with the furries looked like they were at their absolute lowest point
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
really just sticking with me how everyone at the BLFC hotel who was not associated with the furries looked like they were at their absolute lowest point
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October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Painting portrait for Adux! 🐯
October 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Painting portrait for Adux! 🐯
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Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
Penn State's attention at quarterback now turns to Ethan Grunkemeyer, the redshirt freshman from the Columbus suburbs. he's been limited to a couple cameos during his time with the Nittany Lions. that should change under the lights at Iowa
247sports.com/college/penn...
247sports.com/college/penn...
Penn State expresses confidence in Ethan Grunkemeyer after Drew Allar injury: ‘We got 100% belief in him’
Penn State is poised to turn to redshirt freshman Ethan Grunkemeyer in the aftermath of starting quarterback Drew Allar's season-ending injury in Saturday's loss to Northwestern.
247sports.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.