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サミファー⚜️Samifer
@lysandre.me
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30+ • french • 腐男子
artist, writer, cock destroyer
#Pokemon (XY, ZA)
プラフラ(🔄🆗) カラフラ(🔄🆖)
🔞 please proceed with caution 🔞

info: https://lysandre.me/sns
commissions: https://vgen.co/samifer
xy fansite: https://labo.lysandre.me
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サミファー⚜️Samifer @lysandre.me · Aug 5
hi i'm samifer and i like big pokémon men. mostly draw gay fanart, including nsfw. i'm also rly into webdev rn. nice to #MeetTheArtist you!!

🟢 pokémon x&y fansite: labo.lysandre.me
🟢 extra info: lysandre.me/sns
🟢 vgen: vgen.co/samifer
🟢 ko-fi: ko-fi.com/samifer
Pixel art showing my persona and a bunch of information about me, contained in several fake computer windows. I'm standing in the middle in the foreground, a white guy with blue eyes, brown hair in a ponytail, a beard, red glasses, and a crocodile tail. I have one foot up and I'm pointing upward. I'm wearing a black shirt with a red Team Flare symbol on it, a flame in the shape of the letter F. One window shows my website URL, lysandre.me. One window shows basic info about me: Name: Samifer Date of Birth: 30/12 Gender: Male? Pronouns: he/they Place of Birth: France Place of Residence: Austria Flags: Transgender, polyamorous, bisexual, and arospec. One window shows my cats, Zelos and Larsa. Zelos's power is orang and his weakness is hallway. Larsa's power is purr and his weakness is pick up. One window shows my likes (small Dom/big sub, BL aka yaoi, horror & angst, musicals, and curry) and another shows my dislikes (hot weather, crane flies, and hospitals.) One window shows my RPG stats. I have bad dexterity and strength but good wisdom and charisma. A few windows show pictures, one of a corgi butt, one of a mountain, one of a bunch of trees. One window shows a video starring Lysandre from Pokémon X&Y. One window asks if you want an egg, with "yes" already selected. One window is an ad for "hot pumpkins in your area" and one window is an error message.
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lucezozzerie.bsky.social
[OCs] discipline
Eoghan (he/him) & Jerome (he/him) engaging in some good old otk spanking
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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fredsochard.bsky.social
Meilleur vœu
Dessin. Un homme, l'air en colère, dit : "Il faudrait arrêter de voir des fachos partout !" Une femme lui répond : "Oui… c'est mon vœu de plus cher…"
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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shadowdra126.bsky.social
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
Kafka’s metamorphosis but with Pokémon
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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lauragraceweldon.bsky.social
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
Man standing in field of sheep holding rainbow flag.
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
lysandre.me
i was rewatching some game footage bc i'm writing a fic featuring her and man. i love her so much
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
lysandre.me
this post is NOT an invitation for you to tell me how you hate jacinthe just so we're clear. jacinthe haters dni
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
lysandre.me
i love jacinthe so much 😭 i don't understand how it's possible not to love jacinthe. living in the jacinthe zone forever
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
lysandre.me
you truly don't know how good you had it until it's gone.......................... (frustrated that so many characters don't have their full quotes listed on bulbapedia and poképedia)
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
lysandre.me
la scène où elle met sa main dans le broyeur à ordures de l'évier m'a changé à jamais je pense
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
lysandre.me
good morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a beautiful week to think about crazy krfr sex every day
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
lysandre.me
corbeau and L 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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mysolarflare.bsky.social
さっきまで描いてたカラフラまったく上手くいかなくて投げちゃったから前描いたやつでお茶濁しとこ…………はー……
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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ada-yas.bsky.social
Sparks 🎇

#sonadow
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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clione3031.bsky.social
ブースターと花火
#ブースターの日
#pokemonfanart #ポケモンイラスト
#illustration
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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thetealord.bsky.social
MY SPOUSE WROTE A BOOK AND YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT NOW!!! This book is soooo good, if you're looking for some really great original fiction to read and you like old man yaoi, I cannot recommend it enough.
jonphaedrus.bsky.social jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · 1d
UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is now available for pre-order! Clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% SMUT BY VOLUME, illustrated by @lysandre.me with hand lettering/layout by @subvertebra.bsky.social, if you like old man yaoi, pre-order now!

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Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand. Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary: "Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end. Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions. And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet. Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case." On top of the same dark green wallpaper background from the front and back cover is text reading "Un Caso Assai Bizzarro Pre-Orders" and then the digital illustrations of the lemon and potato flowers from the back cover. Further text says: "EPub/PDF: 5€, Print and EPub/PDF: 15€". Finally, "Pre-Orders begin: 11 Jan. Full Release: 15 March."
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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jonphaedrus.bsky.social
UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is now available for pre-order! Clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% SMUT BY VOLUME, illustrated by @lysandre.me with hand lettering/layout by @subvertebra.bsky.social, if you like old man yaoi, pre-order now!

cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...
Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand. Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary: "Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end. Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions. And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet. Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case." On top of the same dark green wallpaper background from the front and back cover is text reading "Un Caso Assai Bizzarro Pre-Orders" and then the digital illustrations of the lemon and potato flowers from the back cover. Further text says: "EPub/PDF: 5€, Print and EPub/PDF: 15€". Finally, "Pre-Orders begin: 11 Jan. Full Release: 15 March."
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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mysolarflare.bsky.social
ペン練習兼ねてらくがき
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 AM
lysandre.me
lmao yes i just got excited upon seeing good blorbo pornography
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
lysandre.me
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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mysolarflare.bsky.social
これは関西弁の攻めヤバない？に気づいてしまったけどなんか不完全燃焼になったカラフラ
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
lysandre.me
🛐🙏🛐🙏🛐🙏🛐🙏🛐🙏🛐🙏🛐🙏
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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mysolarflare.bsky.social
これはFさんのご奉仕が見たいよぉ〜😭って呻きながら描いたカラフラ
なお再度不完全燃焼
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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alicepotiron.bsky.social
C’est une ClayStation
cyco1414.bsky.social Cyco @cyco1414.bsky.social · 2d
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
caillou en forme de manette xbox
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
lysandre.me
first commission of the year (for BeanieBoi on VGen) :3! #art #pokemon #legendsza #perfectworldshipping
Chibi full-color drawing of L from Pokémon Legends Z-A and Professor Augustine Sycamore from Pokémon X&Y embracing as they both cry happy tears
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
lysandre.me
👀
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM