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maaronjo.bsky.social
Creator of Hambee
@maaronjo.bsky.social
Self-loathing advertising hack with no other marketable skills.
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explaining to my grandkids that the choice was fast trains and healthcare for everyone or a digital girlfriend for elon musk and that’s why they are walking to the witch doctor
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Primary every fucking one of them
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Pluribus is so fucking good
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Larry King voice: canned mushrooms are an underrated pantry staple
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
NEW YORK—The publication this week of Dick Cheney’s memoir, In My Time, has revealed the former vice president enjoys a fulfilling life unaffected by any sense of guilt or regret and there’s absolutel...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So 6-7 is basically, bababooey! bababooey!
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If there’s anything that could sway Gen Z men it’s Ronald Reagan’s thoughts on tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
can a man with no reddit history or SS tats truly be a man?
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
we all had a puppy murder phase
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AWS outage has me in a AI customer service hell loop with UPS

ain’t the future grand
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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i do not want to "work from anywhere". i want to work in my dedicated work environment with all my dedicated work assisting tools. i do not want to send an email from the coffee shop or the park. i want to do coffee shop or park related tasks when i'm in the coffee shop or park
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks."

There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
You mean the guys blowing up civilian boats on his illegal order?
Only the military remains outside Trump’s grip. Despite the firing of several top officers—and his threat to fire more—the U.S. armed forces are still led by generals and admirals whose oath is to the Constitution, not the president. But for how long?
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
The Civil-Military Crisis Is Here
The leaders of the U.S. military may soon face a terrible decision.
www.theatlantic.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Imagine having time to give a fuck about the Super Bowl halftime show
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Watch this video.

Mimi is a constituent of mine. She testified at a shadow hearing today about caring for four U.S. citizen children who were detained and torn from their parents.
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM