Creator of Hambee
@maaronjo.bsky.social
Self-loathing advertising hack with no other marketable skills.
i want a sports bettors betting app where you can wager on which of your friends will lose their house first
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i want a sports bettors betting app where you can wager on which of your friends will lose their house first
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
a lot of people who boycott corporations because of their owners shitty politics and labor practices are totally hyped for the super bowl
sports is a helluva opiate
sports is a helluva opiate
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
a lot of people who boycott corporations because of their owners shitty politics and labor practices are totally hyped for the super bowl
sports is a helluva opiate
sports is a helluva opiate
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I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
i liked everyone involved in the smartless podcast. then i listened to the smartless podcast
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i liked everyone involved in the smartless podcast. then i listened to the smartless podcast
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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Someone wrote the lyrics to Tyler Childers' song Long Violent History in chalk on my campus.
"It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened
It's happening again right in front of our eyes
There's updated footage, wild speculation
Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"
"It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened
It's happening again right in front of our eyes
There's updated footage, wild speculation
Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Someone wrote the lyrics to Tyler Childers' song Long Violent History in chalk on my campus.
"It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened
It's happening again right in front of our eyes
There's updated footage, wild speculation
Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"
"It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened
It's happening again right in front of our eyes
There's updated footage, wild speculation
Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"
bad bunny should do purple rain in spanish
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
bad bunny should do purple rain in spanish
i’ll keep going to drafthouse because it will still be the least bad cinema option. but i ain’t ordering shit. the food sucks anyway
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i’ll keep going to drafthouse because it will still be the least bad cinema option. but i ain’t ordering shit. the food sucks anyway
one maddening thing, of many, is that we ran florida pete out of tx-32 and congress. then they gerrymandered us out of tx-32 and pete ran again in central tx. now pete’s back in congress saying dumb shit about texas voters from his wife’s florida condo.
Rep. Pete Sessions on Republicans losing a special election in a red part of Texas: "The success of a rain dance has a lot to do with timing. What happened is there was a huge snow storm, ice storm really that hit north Texas and central Texas."
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
one maddening thing, of many, is that we ran florida pete out of tx-32 and congress. then they gerrymandered us out of tx-32 and pete ran again in central tx. now pete’s back in congress saying dumb shit about texas voters from his wife’s florida condo.
dear alamo drafthouse fan who i was seated next to at send help (two thumbs way up btw). i too am mad that drafthouse will be switching to mobile phone ordering durning the feature. but the server has fuck all to do with that. don’t be a dick to them about it.
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
dear alamo drafthouse fan who i was seated next to at send help (two thumbs way up btw). i too am mad that drafthouse will be switching to mobile phone ordering durning the feature. but the server has fuck all to do with that. don’t be a dick to them about it.
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this guy was also an economic advisor to george w. bush, john mccain, and mitt romney, which helps illustrate that the rot is not just within maga but runs deep throughout the republican party
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this guy was also an economic advisor to george w. bush, john mccain, and mitt romney, which helps illustrate that the rot is not just within maga but runs deep throughout the republican party
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I know that there's a lot of controversy over whether or not it's worthwhile to attempt to flip Texas, which I assume will pop up again because of Rehmet's win in SD9. If you're from out of state, I wanted to point out that Rehmet's win (and any Dem win) blunts the power of billionaire Tim Dunn.
A Pair of Billionaire Preachers Built the Most Powerful Political Machine in Texas. That’s Just the Start.
Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks are poised to take their Christian nationalist agenda nationwide.
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I know that there's a lot of controversy over whether or not it's worthwhile to attempt to flip Texas, which I assume will pop up again because of Rehmet's win in SD9. If you're from out of state, I wanted to point out that Rehmet's win (and any Dem win) blunts the power of billionaire Tim Dunn.
these emails seem fishy. not one mention of pizza
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
these emails seem fishy. not one mention of pizza
can’t wait for the give melania an oscar or i invade mexico news cycle
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
can’t wait for the give melania an oscar or i invade mexico news cycle
wait. wait. i’ve heard this one.
Elon Musk, Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen on a Carribean island at Christmastime?
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
wait. wait. i’ve heard this one.
i live in dallas and the only things that don’t suck about it are because of immigrants
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i live in dallas and the only things that don’t suck about it are because of immigrants
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
can’t wait for the don’t be a doomer choir’s verse on arresting journalists
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 PM
can’t wait for the don’t be a doomer choir’s verse on arresting journalists
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
i’m gen x and when i think back on all the horrible little shitheads i grew up around i’m in no way shocked we’re the backbone of MAGA. a bunch of cruel and unsupervised little fuckers who had to do their bullying face to face so we got really fucking good at it. we celebrated it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i’m gen x and when i think back on all the horrible little shitheads i grew up around i’m in no way shocked we’re the backbone of MAGA. a bunch of cruel and unsupervised little fuckers who had to do their bullying face to face so we got really fucking good at it. we celebrated it.
gen x dudes identified with daniel san while actually being johnny
this is explains our current voting record
this is explains our current voting record
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
gen x dudes identified with daniel san while actually being johnny
this is explains our current voting record
this is explains our current voting record
every day i log on here the people who told me trump couldn’t do 90% of what he’s currently doing tell me he can’t do what he’ll absolutely do next
January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
every day i log on here the people who told me trump couldn’t do 90% of what he’s currently doing tell me he can’t do what he’ll absolutely do next
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Noted anti-American communist Samuel Adams said this in 1768.
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Noted anti-American communist Samuel Adams said this in 1768.