Creator of Hambee
@maaronjo.bsky.social
Self-loathing advertising hack with no other marketable skills.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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The same is true of the Obama orbit of people. It’s like taking football advice from Tom Brady’s water boy but operating like the fucking water boy is the one who won the Super Bowl. He did the water!
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The same is true of the Obama orbit of people. It’s like taking football advice from Tom Brady’s water boy but operating like the fucking water boy is the one who won the Super Bowl. He did the water!
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Bill Clinton began running in 1991-2 which means his hangers on have been shaping Democratic politics for ~34 years. None of them have his actual political skills but somehow they have installed themselves as the true politics knowers. They don’t know shit.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Bill Clinton began running in 1991-2 which means his hangers on have been shaping Democratic politics for ~34 years. None of them have his actual political skills but somehow they have installed themselves as the true politics knowers. They don’t know shit.
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explaining to my grandkids that the choice was fast trains and healthcare for everyone or a digital girlfriend for elon musk and that’s why they are walking to the witch doctor
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
explaining to my grandkids that the choice was fast trains and healthcare for everyone or a digital girlfriend for elon musk and that’s why they are walking to the witch doctor
Primary every fucking one of them
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Primary every fucking one of them
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Pluribus is so fucking good
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Pluribus is so fucking good
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
Larry King voice: canned mushrooms are an underrated pantry staple
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Larry King voice: canned mushrooms are an underrated pantry staple
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
NEW YORK—The publication this week of Dick Cheney’s memoir, In My Time, has revealed the former vice president enjoys a fulfilling life unaffected by any sense of guilt or regret and there’s absolutel...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
So 6-7 is basically, bababooey! bababooey!
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So 6-7 is basically, bababooey! bababooey!
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Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster
If there’s anything that could sway Gen Z men it’s Ronald Reagan’s thoughts on tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If there’s anything that could sway Gen Z men it’s Ronald Reagan’s thoughts on tariffs
can a man with no reddit history or SS tats truly be a man?
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
can a man with no reddit history or SS tats truly be a man?
we all had a puppy murder phase
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
we all had a puppy murder phase
AWS outage has me in a AI customer service hell loop with UPS
ain’t the future grand
ain’t the future grand
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
AWS outage has me in a AI customer service hell loop with UPS
ain’t the future grand
ain’t the future grand
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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i do not want to "work from anywhere". i want to work in my dedicated work environment with all my dedicated work assisting tools. i do not want to send an email from the coffee shop or the park. i want to do coffee shop or park related tasks when i'm in the coffee shop or park
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i do not want to "work from anywhere". i want to work in my dedicated work environment with all my dedicated work assisting tools. i do not want to send an email from the coffee shop or the park. i want to do coffee shop or park related tasks when i'm in the coffee shop or park
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I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks."
There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks."
There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...