Mabes
mabes3.bsky.social
Mabes
@mabes3.bsky.social
Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture
PNW, Cascadia
Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing
Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit?
She/Her
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Confirmed Lives: 3
I will say that when i am God Empress, my first mandate will be that all non-single family housing will have to have a 1 foot gap on all sides made of sound deadening material, because holy shit a majority of the human race are incapable of self governance or envisioning the experience of other ppl
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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it’s all i draw atp
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I personally believe that bad apartment neighbors who incessantly make loud banging at all hours of the day should be allowed to be hung up by their ankles and be coated in honey for the bugs, but i am righteous and reserve such treatment for the greater pest, the Landlord who made my walls thin
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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hi to the trans woman i saw in the costco parking lot. i saw you hit the curb. i know you probably think nobody saw you hit the curb but i actually was looking from several meters away and i saw you hit the curb. i thought your top was cute and also i hope your tires are ok because you hit the curb
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Everyone saying ”giving that essay a zero was probably too harsh, I would have given it like a 70% to avoid conflict” are perfectly demonstrating how the us education system has been successfully dismantled.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I could also good for a smoothie
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need to make more lentil soup
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They need to invent a drug that makes my head hair grow long and silky and beautiful and soft which does not also engender all my other hair to grow faster.
Biotin is already a complicated friend for other reasons
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Most of the time, so much of our discomfort with a thing, a person, an idea, is our own struggle in moving through that thing, or in moving through some element of our life that we deeply do not want to be conscious of
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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posted a bunch of sketches 🫣
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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when ur hot gf asks u to come over u better sprint over there right away 🏃‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Had a big dream night and now we having one of those rare "oh... I'm awake. Yeah that wasn't real... Why does *this* have to be real?" Mornings
Ironic because it was more or less a sad dream on the hinge point of nightmare
It was just kinda slipping into my own head of 13 years ago
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's a good thing I still haven't met someone who is marvelously beautiful to me, and who shares my wavelength/mindset/freak, because by all accountings of previous fractions of that person in others, I'd tear my heart out of my chest and close her hands around it without question
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Stop holding on to barbed wire! Your reluctance to let go is hurting you! I know it’s hard to pull the barbs out but if you don’t you’ll bleed out!!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I try to put on a brave face most of the time, then I have one dream that just kinda upsets me and now I'm lying down at nearly noon feeling like there's a gaping hole in my chest
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fuck my wide ass but thin front to back life
Fricken piece of plywood
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Edith Hunt
2025

My big, cool werewolf girlie that I absolutely need to draw more <3
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Going the extra mile for when you haven't plucked in weeks so you need to epilate *everything*, so you just settle in for half and hour to an hour of that, and play your most hard beats songs so when the pain response tips over to manic endorphins it hits different
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Rise and Shine. 🏵️
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM