Mabes
@mabes3.bsky.social
Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture
PNW, Cascadia
Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing
Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit?
She/Her
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Confirmed Lives: 6
my scale says i'm 27, that's enough
PNW, Cascadia
Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing
Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit?
She/Her
🏳️⚧️
Confirmed Lives: 6
my scale says i'm 27, that's enough
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Mabes
@mabes3.bsky.social
· Jan 1
I built the house of this account with cheap MS Paint 3d edits for Signalis and 1000xRESIST, and I suspect I will need to do the same soon for all my most recent indie game fixations
i should get a drizzler attachment for using on oil bottles
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i should get a drizzler attachment for using on oil bottles
Making 4 pounds of fries at home just to feel something
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Making 4 pounds of fries at home just to feel something
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maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like “sjws” or “wokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like “sjws” or “wokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do
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Heartbreaking: Local Trans Woman Accidently Presses B During Her First Injection, Has to Wait Until Next Shot Day to Start Transitioning Again
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Heartbreaking: Local Trans Woman Accidently Presses B During Her First Injection, Has to Wait Until Next Shot Day to Start Transitioning Again
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eggs and those who have decided to deny themselves eggdom, if ur life feels like a numb dull drudgery except for the brief moments where something gives you a sense of escape from yourself and you live entirely and exclusively for those moments i have a small and humble suggestion
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
eggs and those who have decided to deny themselves eggdom, if ur life feels like a numb dull drudgery except for the brief moments where something gives you a sense of escape from yourself and you live entirely and exclusively for those moments i have a small and humble suggestion
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February 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
What are underarmor tights but masc hose
Didn’t know this was a “men’s winter essential” but I’m glad it is, keep getting sluttier men
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What are underarmor tights but masc hose
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>"but im not trans/boy/girl/enby enough"
yes you are
>"but i don't have dysphoria"
if you'd be happier medically transitioning, yes you do
>"but i just want it for sex/self image reasons"
that's also dysphoria
>"but i don't deserve it"
you deserve to be happy in your own skin
yes you are
>"but i don't have dysphoria"
if you'd be happier medically transitioning, yes you do
>"but i just want it for sex/self image reasons"
that's also dysphoria
>"but i don't deserve it"
you deserve to be happy in your own skin
idk who needs to hear this but you're allowed to peruse medical transition for no reason other than you believe you'll be happier with it than without
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
>"but im not trans/boy/girl/enby enough"
yes you are
>"but i don't have dysphoria"
if you'd be happier medically transitioning, yes you do
>"but i just want it for sex/self image reasons"
that's also dysphoria
>"but i don't deserve it"
you deserve to be happy in your own skin
yes you are
>"but i don't have dysphoria"
if you'd be happier medically transitioning, yes you do
>"but i just want it for sex/self image reasons"
that's also dysphoria
>"but i don't deserve it"
you deserve to be happy in your own skin
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A better way to generate economic growth would be to stop tariffing us and make it easier for people to immigrate here, because free trade and immigration are good for the economy and create jobs :-)
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
A better way to generate economic growth would be to stop tariffing us and make it easier for people to immigrate here, because free trade and immigration are good for the economy and create jobs :-)
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ill b honest with u bunnstie its rough
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
ill b honest with u bunnstie its rough
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I would like to lay on a soft surface and be held for a period of time and perhaps have my hair played with and drift off to sleep
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I would like to lay on a soft surface and be held for a period of time and perhaps have my hair played with and drift off to sleep
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jk rowling has objectively endangered more cis women than all trans people combined ever have
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
jk rowling has objectively endangered more cis women than all trans people combined ever have
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Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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i gotta get on assassin hrt
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i gotta get on assassin hrt
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I should bite somebody again. I miss that
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I should bite somebody again. I miss that
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my life is nothing but one long extended crashout with fleeting moments where i pretend to be fine to please my friends
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
my life is nothing but one long extended crashout with fleeting moments where i pretend to be fine to please my friends
Rereading your Cover letter form after like a year, and realizing you used the more archaic but still correct form of a word, and now anxiously speculating whether this has played into why some of them were rejected
Do i trust HR departments to judge the difference? No, no i do not
Do i trust HR departments to judge the difference? No, no i do not
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Rereading your Cover letter form after like a year, and realizing you used the more archaic but still correct form of a word, and now anxiously speculating whether this has played into why some of them were rejected
Do i trust HR departments to judge the difference? No, no i do not
Do i trust HR departments to judge the difference? No, no i do not
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
there is a tiny british man living deep in my mind, and at moments of stress, he calls to me with a frankly unsettlingly calm tone, to flay open the skins of those who torment me
for this is his british nature
for this is his british nature
February 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
there is a tiny british man living deep in my mind, and at moments of stress, he calls to me with a frankly unsettlingly calm tone, to flay open the skins of those who torment me
for this is his british nature
for this is his british nature
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not autism, not ADHD, not AuDHD, but a secret fourth thing that’s deluded me into thinking it’s a secret fourth thing
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
not autism, not ADHD, not AuDHD, but a secret fourth thing that’s deluded me into thinking it’s a secret fourth thing