Em Will Bite
@wrathfulroses.bsky.social
Amateur Artist
Dumb Gay Bitch
Part time smut writer
Personal blog
Not an actual vampire, but I will bite
Okay maybe a vampire
A lovely little bird
🔞 seriously I like gay/horny/nsfw posting, especially about vampires and weird kinky stuff
Dumb Gay Bitch
Part time smut writer
Personal blog
Not an actual vampire, but I will bite
Okay maybe a vampire
A lovely little bird
🔞 seriously I like gay/horny/nsfw posting, especially about vampires and weird kinky stuff
Good news: hanging out with family is going well and nobody has noticed my tattoos yet so I'm not getting in trouble for it
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good news: hanging out with family is going well and nobody has noticed my tattoos yet so I'm not getting in trouble for it
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Scrolling hinge bored and then suddenly jumpscare! NB lesbian with a nazi symbol in her pictures
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Scrolling hinge bored and then suddenly jumpscare! NB lesbian with a nazi symbol in her pictures
I'm currently explaining my "type" to a finance bro I know and I had to stop for a 15 minute digression about how Judaism works because somehow *that* came up
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm currently explaining my "type" to a finance bro I know and I had to stop for a 15 minute digression about how Judaism works because somehow *that* came up
Well my wife just reminded me of how last week she woke me up at 3:30 because a smoke detector started to chirp and I needed to replace the battery that instant.
Also I had to ask her not to call it "the poverty chirp" again
Also I had to ask her not to call it "the poverty chirp" again
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Well my wife just reminded me of how last week she woke me up at 3:30 because a smoke detector started to chirp and I needed to replace the battery that instant.
Also I had to ask her not to call it "the poverty chirp" again
Also I had to ask her not to call it "the poverty chirp" again
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Cute first date idea: you tell me your boundaries and I disregard them immediately
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Cute first date idea: you tell me your boundaries and I disregard them immediately
Oh so it's "too nsfw" for me to put my pride flags out front but somehow it's cool for Dave to fly his humiliation fetish (Cleveland Browns supporter) one?
We're not even *near* cleveland ffs. Why do you even have that?
We're not even *near* cleveland ffs. Why do you even have that?
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh so it's "too nsfw" for me to put my pride flags out front but somehow it's cool for Dave to fly his humiliation fetish (Cleveland Browns supporter) one?
We're not even *near* cleveland ffs. Why do you even have that?
We're not even *near* cleveland ffs. Why do you even have that?
The cishets are really weirdly horny for people who think trans women are really weirdly horny
And don't get me wrong, I generally support kink art, but call it what it is, and write it yourself ffs
And don't get me wrong, I generally support kink art, but call it what it is, and write it yourself ffs
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The cishets are really weirdly horny for people who think trans women are really weirdly horny
And don't get me wrong, I generally support kink art, but call it what it is, and write it yourself ffs
And don't get me wrong, I generally support kink art, but call it what it is, and write it yourself ffs
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Me: "Well of course I'm a homosexual transsexual, that's---" *a hot butch walks up behind me and whispers in my ear* "---it means WHAT"
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me: "Well of course I'm a homosexual transsexual, that's---" *a hot butch walks up behind me and whispers in my ear* "---it means WHAT"
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I’m not in a place to donate right now (hopefully I will be at some point when my shit is worked out) but let me know if you want me to boost you! We don’t need to be friends or anything btw
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m not in a place to donate right now (hopefully I will be at some point when my shit is worked out) but let me know if you want me to boost you! We don’t need to be friends or anything btw
It's actually pretty fun watching football with my dad after making lunch with my mom. I fucking missed this tbh
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's actually pretty fun watching football with my dad after making lunch with my mom. I fucking missed this tbh
It's almost time for the couch burning
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's almost time for the couch burning
New ptsd trigger unlocked: Apparently the sound of a falling dish makes me freak out and listen for somebody to yell
Good news though, nobody did.
Good news though, nobody did.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New ptsd trigger unlocked: Apparently the sound of a falling dish makes me freak out and listen for somebody to yell
Good news though, nobody did.
Good news though, nobody did.
I love waking up in the morning to see I got paid early
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I love waking up in the morning to see I got paid early
I love waking up to a pack of happy dogs all trying to be the first to say hi to me in the morning
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love waking up to a pack of happy dogs all trying to be the first to say hi to me in the morning
Despite not getting to bed until fairly late that was some of the best sleep I've gotten in months
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Despite not getting to bed until fairly late that was some of the best sleep I've gotten in months
I shouldn't have opened tinder in my home town. That one was on me ngl
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I shouldn't have opened tinder in my home town. That one was on me ngl
Well that was a long fucking drive
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Well that was a long fucking drive
Good news! I am away from the bullshit for the next few days
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Good news! I am away from the bullshit for the next few days
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Women are sooooooo pretty
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Women are sooooooo pretty
I'm like this close to adding "dead dove do not eat" to my bio
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm like this close to adding "dead dove do not eat" to my bio
You know when I see this therapist I should probably work on my 'eldest daughter' bullshit (and I use that in a non gendered way) because I am constantly taking others but only seem help taking care of myself when I'm on the verge of collapse
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You know when I see this therapist I should probably work on my 'eldest daughter' bullshit (and I use that in a non gendered way) because I am constantly taking others but only seem help taking care of myself when I'm on the verge of collapse
I just realized that the family tension I'm writing of a failed golden child throwing it away for her own autonomy is literally just me again. I can't write fucking anything that isn't a metaphor for my own experience. Even the abusive relationship in the story is based on mine
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I just realized that the family tension I'm writing of a failed golden child throwing it away for her own autonomy is literally just me again. I can't write fucking anything that isn't a metaphor for my own experience. Even the abusive relationship in the story is based on mine
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Time for a Thanksgiving favorite
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Time for a Thanksgiving favorite