Paul Fleetwood
@macalbatross.bsky.social
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Ill-founded conjecture based upon borrowed wisdom, and stolen insights
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I love espresso martinis but they are very bad for me, and in turn everyone else
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I'm not sure, I think he believes the horseshit he pumps out, when he pumps it out, it's just that it's always ill-considered horseshit
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‘96% of healthcare professionals said the model helps to reduce children’s anxiety, and 46% reported a lesser need to use sedation after the children played with the set.‘

‘Lego doesn’t sell the sets and instead has donated more than 10,000 of the kits to hospitals around the world.’
macalbatross.bsky.social
it's sweet that he thinks the state doesn't have ways to create 9999 pin variations without bricking the phone
macalbatross.bsky.social
Madness' early singles should get a look in. too
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indeed, they should employ several Chamindas who do proper policy work instead, that he's still employed is a disgrace
macalbatross.bsky.social
already ageing like a vintage wine
macalbatross.bsky.social
Until he's gone the Graun asking for money will always fall on deaf ears.

Such a waste of space
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Dear Youtube, should you ask me to rate a video, the chances of me ever picking the "life changing" option is always going to 0

I'm in my 50s I'm stuck with a future of ever worsening knees and increasing back pain, no video is going to be life changing at this point
macalbatross.bsky.social
Anyway thanks to orange stickers in the co-op I'm having my cheapo version of sous vide, in which I use a freezer bag with the air squeezed out in a water bath in the oven for a couple of hours
macalbatross.bsky.social
believe it or not, I used to get started on on the bus quite often back then
macalbatross.bsky.social
True, but not everyone starts out with your luxurious locks. they have less to lose.
macalbatross.bsky.social
it's the trick blokes who go bald early can pull if they shave their heads.

They stop visibly ageing for about 30 years
macalbatross.bsky.social
It's Bibi, so he might be able to pull something off, but I reckon he's running out of road
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The good thing is that Bibi had to spend the day eating shit whilst pretending he welcomed every mouthful

Without a conflict he's looking at prison again.
macalbatross.bsky.social
They get called things like "irascible" in obits
macalbatross.bsky.social
But it's not my party Jeremy, it's your party, and it has a really daft name
macalbatross.bsky.social
All the 'new' hospitals built by BoJo might be a cleansing experience, but only once he's dead
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What policy themed visitor trail would you do upon retirement? I would pilgrimage to visit the 100 Rishi Sunak outdoor chess sets around the country. I genuinely think it would be one of those fun random things that would take me to places I’d never otherwise go to
macalbatross.bsky.social
The paid for blue ticks getting their replies boosted did for twitter

Seeing content and replies primarily from those who would pay for a blue tick, broke everything
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I seem to lose a bit of my intellect each bout, it's miserable
macalbatross.bsky.social
ah, brain fog, I'd forgotten how disabling becoming considerably thicker than usual is.
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Yeah I do, but only the once
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People who've lived good lives and die after 75 had a good innings, their deaths shouldn't be seen as particularly sad or unexpected.