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@machetheferret.bsky.social
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mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 24🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚
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machetheferret.bsky.social
yknow now that yet more folks are taking refuge here, ought to make a pinned post...thread? idk lol 🧵

hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3
i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women

see the next post in the thread for links!
art by @keffotin.bsky.social art by @buppy.art (aka noirbutt!) art by @sealsundae.bsky.social art by @peachpuppy.bsky.social
machetheferret.bsky.social
"creepypasta" implies the existence of wetpasta
machetheferret.bsky.social
ohh my gooedness gracious
welp. i sure do know what im saving up for avatar-wise this time
machetheferret.bsky.social
oh i love her/them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 🥺
machetheferret.bsky.social
cute idea and also dummy thicc but can we talk about that shirt design thats in the style of a fuckin tf2 taunt icon lmao

very good all around
machetheferret.bsky.social
Me, @laceluxim.bsky.social, and @earthing.bsky.social (dearly departed, like 5 times lmao) PEAKed today. :)
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machetheferret.bsky.social
guh,,
very good toy shape...
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mainmandarin.bsky.social
By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain
machetheferret.bsky.social
ooooooh soft,,
imagine if it came with long plush gloves too,,
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tallbart.com
Guy just walked out of the combination KFC and Taco Bell holding a pizza. I don’t know man. Food store
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ultimashadow.bsky.social
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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jocat.net
JoCat @jocat.net · 20d
"calling something pretentious is anti-intellectualism (...) we embrace pretentiousness as an attempt to move something beyond content and elevate it to art" like holy crap dude when did you get earth 2 early access
machetheferret.bsky.social
insanely adorable,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 🥺
machetheferret.bsky.social
WOW ghjdkghsdkgjhdkfjg
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flarechess.bsky.social
BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!
Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen
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banditelli.org
Our enemies are cowards and we're going to defeat them.
mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Do not assume that everything they set out to do is inevitable. They have been successfully fought on multiple fronts, from courtroom wins that have actually stuck to city and state governments that haven't backed down, to activists in the streets organizing against their violence.
machetheferret.bsky.social
gee y'know it feels like these two halves of my gender are just perpetually fighting for dominance, let me just pull out my bi-noculars (hah) and get a closer look real qui-

oh

they're not fighting 😳
machetheferret.bsky.social
just about! :3
genderfluid was another possibility, but that didn't feel accurate to me
if i had to describe my particular flavor of bigender, it's like
my transfemm and bustyboy parts are two textures z-fighting in a source engine game, overlapping and flickering between each other in the same spot
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bsky.typh.zone
reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason
head with the thought "I think you're cool and I'd love to chat and be friends with you" and an arrow pointing to the mouth, which is producing a speech bubble saying *silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*
machetheferret.bsky.social
you don't need to lmao, was just a joke on both of them having Sky in their names
machetheferret.bsky.social
even if this joke hypothetical phobe tried the more subtle Suspiciously Refers To You Exclusively By They/Them When You Don't Identify As They/Them trick or pull a neopronoun out of their ass they end up validating they/them and neopronouns as pronouns and once again look dumb

stick win every time
machetheferret.bsky.social
benefits to possessing both she & he pronouns
1. if someone tries to misgender me in the future they’ll look like a fool no matter what angle they try to go about it. she? yep that’s correct. he? yep that’s also correct. it? even if they try to use it derogatorily, I still rock it
2. gigantic melons