Mâché
@machetheferret.bsky.social
mama ferret | pfp: pizzapawst | banner: kibblesyourbits | i write smut! see pinned thread for more details | 🏳️⚧️ she/he/it ΘΔ&, HRT 5/4/21 | 24🔞MINORS DNI | love gfs 💙♥️🧡🤍💚
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Mâché
@machetheferret.bsky.social
· Oct 30
yknow now that yet more folks are taking refuge here, ought to make a pinned post...thread? idk lol 🧵
hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3
i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women
see the next post in the thread for links!
hi, i'm your resident mama ferret!! :3
i write gay stuff and sometimes make shit in the source engine and youtube, and i love fat animal women
see the next post in the thread for links!
"stop putting words in my mouth!!!" i say blushily as the toon girl giggles and keeps feeding me her speech bubbles
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"stop putting words in my mouth!!!" i say blushily as the toon girl giggles and keeps feeding me her speech bubbles
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consider the following modern classic:
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
consider the following modern classic:
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
elephant daisy tf
now consider this twist on a modern classic:
elephant daisy tf (permanent)
tried to fuck the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave and was Heavily Altered by the corruptive goop separating the cave from the castle, AMA
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
tried to fuck the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave and was Heavily Altered by the corruptive goop separating the cave from the castle, AMA
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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God, I hope this is true
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
God, I hope this is true
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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this picture fucking blows i photoshopped it in 5 minutes
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this picture fucking blows i photoshopped it in 5 minutes
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Overheard at the comic con =3
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Overheard at the comic con =3
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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CSP USERS,,,, if you want a quick hack for incredible shines, check out the GLOW DODGE LAYER BLENDING MODE for your highlights!!
it brings out saturated shades of the underlying color!! so make sure to dump a little purple or blue into your black latex layer before using
it brings out saturated shades of the underlying color!! so make sure to dump a little purple or blue into your black latex layer before using
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CSP USERS,,,, if you want a quick hack for incredible shines, check out the GLOW DODGE LAYER BLENDING MODE for your highlights!!
it brings out saturated shades of the underlying color!! so make sure to dump a little purple or blue into your black latex layer before using
it brings out saturated shades of the underlying color!! so make sure to dump a little purple or blue into your black latex layer before using
reposting because i initially posted it at 4 in the morning for some reason. damn i really gotta unfuck my sleep some
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
reposting because i initially posted it at 4 in the morning for some reason. damn i really gotta unfuck my sleep some
need a girl to stick her big gock between my permanently rubber graphic tee-covered boyboobs and just go to town tbh. would fix me.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
need a girl to stick her big gock between my permanently rubber graphic tee-covered boyboobs and just go to town tbh. would fix me.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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Hey, with the risk of SNAP benefits for next month bein' at potential risk due to the shutdown, I could use some help ahead of time just in case. Anything can help! Would just like some security!
ko-fi.com/QueenSqueeks
#MutualAid #FinancialAid
ko-fi.com/QueenSqueeks
#MutualAid #FinancialAid
Support Queen Squeeks
Support Queen Squeeks
ko-fi.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey, with the risk of SNAP benefits for next month bein' at potential risk due to the shutdown, I could use some help ahead of time just in case. Anything can help! Would just like some security!
ko-fi.com/QueenSqueeks
#MutualAid #FinancialAid
ko-fi.com/QueenSqueeks
#MutualAid #FinancialAid
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Metal study :3
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Metal study :3