2026 Platform:
IMPEACH ALL PERJURERS ON SCOTUS
TAX THE BILLIONAIRES
MAKE ANTIFA GREAT AGAIN
OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED
EXPAND SCOTUS
FREE COLLEGE
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
REINSTATE ROE
See a platform like this would attract VOTERS. They don’t want that.
2026 Platform:
IMPEACH ALL PERJURERS ON SCOTUS
TAX THE BILLIONAIRES
MAKE ANTIFA GREAT AGAIN
OVERTURN CITIZENS UNITED
EXPAND SCOTUS
FREE COLLEGE
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
REINSTATE ROE
See a platform like this would attract VOTERS. They don’t want that.
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
I'm looking forward to the inevitable cascade of memes that will flow from this like a gift from His Holiness himself. Let's get this party started, shall we?
I'm looking forward to the inevitable cascade of memes that will flow from this like a gift from His Holiness himself. Let's get this party started, shall we?