Gary
@madplum.com
Born at a very young age and grew up to be older and taller
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
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Gonna tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac.
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac.
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That's me live on Twitch, shove it up your arse.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That's me live on Twitch, shove it up your arse.
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when you try and talk to me during sex
September 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
when you try and talk to me during sex
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MILITSIONER OPEN PLAYTEST IS OUT NOW ON STEAM
Evade the watchful eye of the giant policeman and try to escape the secluded town, either by goodwill or by sneaky crime. The choice is yours... and so are the consequences.
Your escape begins now
Store.steampowered.com/app/1373530/Militsioner/
Evade the watchful eye of the giant policeman and try to escape the secluded town, either by goodwill or by sneaky crime. The choice is yours... and so are the consequences.
Your escape begins now
Store.steampowered.com/app/1373530/Militsioner/
August 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
MILITSIONER OPEN PLAYTEST IS OUT NOW ON STEAM
Evade the watchful eye of the giant policeman and try to escape the secluded town, either by goodwill or by sneaky crime. The choice is yours... and so are the consequences.
Your escape begins now
Store.steampowered.com/app/1373530/Militsioner/
Evade the watchful eye of the giant policeman and try to escape the secluded town, either by goodwill or by sneaky crime. The choice is yours... and so are the consequences.
Your escape begins now
Store.steampowered.com/app/1373530/Militsioner/
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 32% full.
August 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 32% full.
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Why does Brian Ferry look like he’s twisted his back in More Than This?
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why does Brian Ferry look like he’s twisted his back in More Than This?
In an uber with a full bladder and really missing land pillows right now
June 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
In an uber with a full bladder and really missing land pillows right now
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Maybe next year? 🙌🏻
June 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Maybe next year? 🙌🏻
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I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
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Getting older is a gift 💝
June 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Getting older is a gift 💝
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"They make a little birdhouse in my hole."
April 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"They make a little birdhouse in my hole."
Just come back from watching #DrStrangelove at the #worthingconnaught - it was an absolute belter! Incredible cast and genuinely hilarious!
March 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just come back from watching #DrStrangelove at the #worthingconnaught - it was an absolute belter! Incredible cast and genuinely hilarious!
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Whenever I see anyone playing pool in a pub, I think of this completely beautiful clip of W C Fields with a pool cue. Such a graceful depiction of drunkenness.
March 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Whenever I see anyone playing pool in a pub, I think of this completely beautiful clip of W C Fields with a pool cue. Such a graceful depiction of drunkenness.
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this post is for @letsgameitout.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this post is for @letsgameitout.bsky.social
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Five things I did last week …
1. Wake up
2. Brush my teeth
3. Sign autographs
4. Your mom
5. Donate my Elon Sux-mobile to NPR
1. Wake up
2. Brush my teeth
3. Sign autographs
4. Your mom
5. Donate my Elon Sux-mobile to NPR
March 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Five things I did last week …
1. Wake up
2. Brush my teeth
3. Sign autographs
4. Your mom
5. Donate my Elon Sux-mobile to NPR
1. Wake up
2. Brush my teeth
3. Sign autographs
4. Your mom
5. Donate my Elon Sux-mobile to NPR
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN BLOODBORNE GAMERS 🤡
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN BLOODBORNE GAMERS 🤡
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