ChefMagenta
@magentakoru.bsky.social
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Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her. It's not my birthday today 😕 Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
why can't the brexit go out in the sunlight
magentakoru.bsky.social
What is it with Hey There Delilah? I've seen it 3 times in this thread already.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Okra

What Dreams May Come

You Get What You Give
anniemg.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Brussels Sprouts

Videodrome

I Will Survive
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside
magentakoru.bsky.social
Oh dear. I'll avoid farms.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Good afternoon Mr Womble. I am coming to the end of the Human Division by John Scalzi in audio. I have also just begun Enlightened by Sarah Perry while also dipping into The Partisan's Daughter by Louis de Bernieres and Deceived by the Light by Damien Boyd.

4 different books for 4 different moods.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Everyone belongs in my family. This is my sister, supporting the rights of my daughter. #SundayPixBelonging
A woman holding up a sign which says "L with the T. Trans and Cis Lesbian solidarity" there is a picture of two women holding arms,  one trans coloured and one pink with the slogan "Sisters in arms".
magentakoru.bsky.social
Hmmmmm. This is going to bother me now.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Well that doesn't narrow it down.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Whoisitwhoisitwhoisitwhoisit????
magentakoru.bsky.social
And then you realised you were standing next to a mirror...
magentakoru.bsky.social
On this day today let us have a quick timeline cleanse with the lovely H from Steps.
H from Steps whose real name is unfortunately Ian Watkins. Now it's only his name. The other one is gone, permanently.
magentakoru.bsky.social
It definitely feels that long.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Nooooo! But you are doing the Lord's work.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Quite weirdly excited about using the A21 out of Hastings today, now it's been reopened after so long no one can remember when it began.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Weird take. There was no way in hell he was ever going to win it anyway.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Well yes I agree but it's still an annoying one to get stuck in your head. I played the Taylor Swift one to try and replace it.
magentakoru.bsky.social
You too! It's Fridayyyyyy!

Also I countered it by playing Ooh look what you made me do by Taylor. Universe rebalanced.
magentakoru.bsky.social
Woke up with Right Said Fred in my head. The fuckers.

Morning.
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drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading “Please use the escalator by Prada”.