ChefMagenta
@magentakoru.bsky.social
Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her.
It's not my birthday today 😕
Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
It's not my birthday today 😕
Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
Well, I guess it's that fucking bedtime again innit?
Night peeps.
Night peeps.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Well, I guess it's that fucking bedtime again innit?
Night peeps.
Night peeps.
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Cadbury Milk Tray Bar (1947-1981): A massive milk chocolate bar, made in a special mold that featured 14 individual pieces of chocolate, all connected, and each with a different filling. It was essentially an entire box of chocolates in bar form, available only in the U.K.
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cadbury Milk Tray Bar (1947-1981): A massive milk chocolate bar, made in a special mold that featured 14 individual pieces of chocolate, all connected, and each with a different filling. It was essentially an entire box of chocolates in bar form, available only in the U.K.
All this talk about gigs, does anyone remember Dumpy's Rusty Nuts?
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
All this talk about gigs, does anyone remember Dumpy's Rusty Nuts?
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Run The Jewels (x3)
KRS-One (x2)
DJ Shadow
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Amyl and the Sniffers
Run The Jewels (x3)
KRS-One (x2)
DJ Shadow
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Amyl and the Sniffers
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
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This is so true - 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This is so true - 😂
TIL there are reindeer in the UK? WHO KNEW???
(Spoiler. Not me.)
Also I've just realised I've never seen a live reindeer but I have eaten a dead one. I should remedy that.
(Spoiler. Not me.)
Also I've just realised I've never seen a live reindeer but I have eaten a dead one. I should remedy that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
TIL there are reindeer in the UK? WHO KNEW???
(Spoiler. Not me.)
Also I've just realised I've never seen a live reindeer but I have eaten a dead one. I should remedy that.
(Spoiler. Not me.)
Also I've just realised I've never seen a live reindeer but I have eaten a dead one. I should remedy that.
You've just died or something.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
THIS EVIL PAIR! I knew they were ganging up on me 🫤
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
THIS EVIL PAIR! I knew they were ganging up on me 🫤
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You've just died or something.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
THIS EVIL PAIR! I knew they were ganging up on me 🫤
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
THIS EVIL PAIR! I knew they were ganging up on me 🫤
Eek! *hides family tree*
The deportation of over half a million people would be handled in a sensitive, caring way—much like those nice ICE chaps do it in the US.
When that hurts the economy and the NHS grinds to a halt, they'll find another group of scapegoats to persecute. Perhaps people of Huguenot origin.
When that hurts the economy and the NHS grinds to a halt, they'll find another group of scapegoats to persecute. Perhaps people of Huguenot origin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Eek! *hides family tree*
Good morning all. It is meant to be sunny here today but I can both see* and hear the wind outside so not warm. Wrap up well folks!
*see the results if you're in a pedantic mood.
*see the results if you're in a pedantic mood.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Good morning all. It is meant to be sunny here today but I can both see* and hear the wind outside so not warm. Wrap up well folks!
*see the results if you're in a pedantic mood.
*see the results if you're in a pedantic mood.
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack up in the Virunga mountains in Rwanda, meeting the local residents, the mountain gorillas.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack up in the Virunga mountains in Rwanda, meeting the local residents, the mountain gorillas.
Tell me, do you spell it scrote or scroat? It's for a thing.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tell me, do you spell it scrote or scroat? It's for a thing.
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The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
Amazon.com
mybook.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
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1776: Mrs. Snooke's old tortoise at Ringmer went under ground.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
1776: Mrs. Snooke's old tortoise at Ringmer went under ground.
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
Today, November the 19th is International Men's Day and whenever I remember I share this story on this day.
I had a good friend at uni, Andy. He was born on November 19th. He would have been 58 today.
While we were still at uni he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. He was 21.
1/
I had a good friend at uni, Andy. He was born on November 19th. He would have been 58 today.
While we were still at uni he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. He was 21.
1/
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today, November the 19th is International Men's Day and whenever I remember I share this story on this day.
I had a good friend at uni, Andy. He was born on November 19th. He would have been 58 today.
While we were still at uni he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. He was 21.
1/
I had a good friend at uni, Andy. He was born on November 19th. He would have been 58 today.
While we were still at uni he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. He was 21.
1/
"Mr and Mrs Early Trouser".
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Mr and Mrs Early Trouser".
#SundayPixPictures I have this hanging in my kitchen. It was a birthday gift from @wombat37.bsky.social some years ago. I love it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#SundayPixPictures I have this hanging in my kitchen. It was a birthday gift from @wombat37.bsky.social some years ago. I love it.
Been trying out tinder. When it comes to red flags I have so many I might as well be the Soviet army.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Been trying out tinder. When it comes to red flags I have so many I might as well be the Soviet army.
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Having a bath please RT.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Having a bath please RT.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Breaking news!
Might do some lego tonight.
Might do some lego tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Breaking news!
Might do some lego tonight.
Might do some lego tonight.
Those of you straight guys who are on dating apps and in your 50s and 60s, what is with all the gym and motorbike pictures? Do you really think women want to see that?? It's wild.
Show me a picture of you with your dog. Or your cat. Or your teddy bear. That's what women want.
Show me a picture of you with your dog. Or your cat. Or your teddy bear. That's what women want.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Those of you straight guys who are on dating apps and in your 50s and 60s, what is with all the gym and motorbike pictures? Do you really think women want to see that?? It's wild.
Show me a picture of you with your dog. Or your cat. Or your teddy bear. That's what women want.
Show me a picture of you with your dog. Or your cat. Or your teddy bear. That's what women want.