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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is one of those situations that will get used against trans men with the rhetoric "trans men are welcomed into women's spaces!" When if you read the fine print uh...no.
They view trans men as "biological women" and have been stated as rejecting trans people based on appearance-
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Evergreen.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Also once you put it in its historical context, it becomes very obvious that the TNG theme was originally a cinematic theme

It has that very swoopy orchestral vibe that doesn't really come into TV scores until about a decade or two later

(A more boop-boop version does show up in 90s video games)
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Logically I know it's just stress, but right now I'm dealing with back pain and worrying that this is it, my spinal column is crumbling
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Currently driving myself mad working out how the geography of the Enterprise-Dfunctions, specifically the floor windows on the saucer sectio

Current assumption is that the artificial gravity does not have a consistent 'down', so they're skylights, and the turbolift is a nightmare
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Current status:
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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seen at my local record store 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page

Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am starting to wonder how much people's annoyance at young children being loud and, well, annoying in a mostly harmless small child way is actually them being triggered, because their parents yelled at them (or worse) for this behaviour
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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He fits, he sits #cats
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think that post about the cat with the speech buttons who uses "vacuum" as a swear has done damage to my vocabulary

I stepped in a big puddle by accident, getting my feet wet, and my response was "vacuum 😔"
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm in my winter jammies, which is a fleecy onesie over my summer jammies, and Jessie has decided that this makes me the best bed in the house
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I always forget how bountiful the toll house cookie recipe is

(There's 30 cookies in total)
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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The media must stop changing language to soften narratives for the regime.

“Device hoarding” is people keeping technology longer because they can’t afford to upgrade.

“Maternal fetal separation” is an abortion.

“Detained by ICE” is a kidnapping.

“Barely legal woman” is a child.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Something is afoot outside
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM