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Brandon Haber
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Space, software, occasional politics, and bird photos! Software engineer, working on rockets, spacecraft, and things that make fire and loud noises.

Currently: Flight software at Stoke Space. Formerly: APL/Dragonfly, Blue Origin/New Shepard+BE-3, Shuttle
Hell yeah. Zibi is so good. Really looking forward to her talk this year!
Announcing keynote speakers for Flight Software Workshop 2026. Dr. Elizabeth (Zibi) Turtle is a planetary scientist at @jhuapl.bsky.social. She is the Principal Investigator for the Dragonfly mission to Titan and for the EIS cameras on the Europa Clipper. dragonfly.jhuapl.edu
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Announcing keynote speakers for Flight Software Workshop 2026. Scott Manley. Scientist, astrophysicist, programmer, and YouTube star, Scott is known for his space-themed YouTube channel where he teaches the science & math behind rocket science. @scottmanley.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@scottmanley
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Culture is what happens when management isn't looking, and culture is better defined not by what is rewarded, but what is tolerated.
if personnel is policy, then the most fundamental questions about an institution is not "what are the policy directives" but rather "what will get you promoted" vs. "what will get you fired"
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I have no idea whether to laugh, cry, or jump into the ocean start swimming out. Maybe all 3.
this is so wonderously unhinged and the fact this person has probably 300x my net worth makes me somewhat sad

steve-yegge.medium.com/welcome-to-g...
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I really don't think the general public is ready for pictures of people orbiting the Moon in a few months. There's been zero wide press about it. I think it's going to shock a lot of people, hopefully in a good way.
2026 could be a historic year for lunar treks: NASA plans to send humans around the moon for the first time since 1972, while Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin space venture is getting ready for its first moon landing. www.geekwire.com/2025/year-in...
Year in Space: Get ready for moon missions to take center stage in 2026
The coming year's space highlights include a NASA mission that will send astronauts around the moon and a Blue Origin lunar lander mission.
www.geekwire.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In a Next Generation episode aired in 1988, Data remarks that television did not last much beyond 2040. Looking like a pretty good prediction by the writers!
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Will be quite the stress test. Glad there's no leap second around the same time otherwise the entire world might stop spinning.
We're about to get an unanticipated test of how robust the worlds' timekeeping infrastructure is to the failure of something that was widely expected to not fail.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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We're about to get an unanticipated test of how robust the worlds' timekeeping infrastructure is to the failure of something that was widely expected to not fail.
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think I'm going to send this to my few remaining acquaintances still working at SpaceX.
Must-read series from @propublica.org painstakingly unravels what happened on the ground after Trump's foreign aid cuts

This story describes one mother's struggle to keep her children from dying of malnutrition after the US abruptly cut aid to her refugee camp
The Summer of Starvation: Amid Trump’s Foreign Aid Cuts, a Mother Struggles to Keep Her Sons Alive
After the Trump administration cut off food from the third-largest refugee camp in the world, thousands of families faced impossible choices as their children starved.
www.propublica.org
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Holt is also the president of the US Conference of Mayors, and he offered my new mayor cohort some excellent advice: “Don’t be corrupt, don’t have an affair, don’t be an asshole.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Zero inside information, but a well known spacecraft being in a different orbit than you expect is generally a very bad thing. Hope they can recover.
It appears that MAVEN may have suffered a more serious issue than initially thought. The spacecraft seems like it may be spinning and have changed orbit slightly.

It's unclear exactly what may have caused this but efforts are still ongoing to recover the spacecraft

science.nasa.gov/blogs/maven/...
NASA Continues MAVEN Spacecraft Recontact Efforts - NASA Science
NASA’s MAVEN (Mars Atmosphere and Volatile EvolutioN) mission team, in partnership with the agency’s Deep Space Network, continues recovery activities after
science.nasa.gov
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Going into the theater for the 2009 Star Trek movie, for a full hate watch. I was burning. Ready to blow up at how they massacred everything.

By the end of That Opening Sequence, I was fully in and it's one of my favorite movies to this day.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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So, if you're someone who follows the bureaucratic side of aviation safety, you probably already know about this, but if you aren't, you might not. This is something that I feel the need to raise awareness about. (1/10)
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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📝Mark your calendars, folks!📅
On Sunday, December 14th, at 3:00 p.m. EST / 20:00 UTC, NASASpaceflight will be live for another Astro Live show in collaboration with the Intrepid Museum: "Dragonfly - Searching for Life on Saturn's Largest Moon".
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Speaking as a Seattle resident, it is entirely possible that Iran, Egypt, a corrupt FIFA, and others will prevent Pride from being inside the stadium. Somehow... I doubt that'll work much outside of it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.

It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bless your heart, and welcome to Seattle.
FIFA decided to have a ceremonial match commemorating Pride Month during the World Cup and it ended up being scheduled for Egypt and Iran. Both countries have complained, with Egypt saying it “categorically reject[s] any activities related to supporting homosexuality during the match.”
Egypt and Iran complain about planned World Cup 'Pride' match in Seattle
Egypt and Iran, two Middle East nations that target gays and lesbians, have complained to FIFA over the scheduling of a World Cup soccer match in Seattle that’s expected to celebrate LGBTQ+ Pride.
apnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hard to make a meme stock from private markets. Possible, but hard.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The thing I try to explain the most to those who don’t live here is that the Nuzzis of the world live in Washington (the place that deserves your ire) and the rest of us live in D.C., a collection of diverse, mostly quiet, walkable residential neighborhoods with no federal representation
I live in DC. You think “official Washington” didn’t care what Trump administration 2 was likely to do?

Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.

And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Can't accept a gap"

For this particular elder millennial space engineer, everything old is new again.
#NASA #SENATECOMMERCE - Sen Cruz ISS is scheduled to be retired by 2030. Will you commit to a continued US presence in LEO? Isaccman, we can't accept a gap. I dream of the day when we have multiple stations in LEO, but we need to utilize ISS for the remainder of its life.
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mountain's out.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Interesting that rolling back software might be recommended. There's a few ways that a new software version could lead to SEU vulnerability here, but most of them are really unlikely (like breaking a validation/checksum step). I hope more details will be released to the public.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It looks like major adjustments may be coming to the ISS program with the possible long term loss of the Soyuz and Progress launch pad yesterday. Not a lot of good options. I suspect a crew reduction may be in the cards, but other stuff like CMG desats is going to be tough to figure out.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM