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The Manti Lords

@manticore.bsky.social

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34, Pronouns: any. Queer, AuDHD, Genderfluid, Some sort of trash creature, Polyamorous, Bi. Mostly shitposting. Moots can dm or ask for discord. Hubband of Davie pfp alt text: A smiling drawing of a manticore holding a burger.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · Mar 23

Hello.
I am a creature
I have no gender, but also all genders.
I'm a weeb and a nerd.
I like vidya games.
Right now I'm playing Dark Souls.
I hate politicians and Terfs

Thank you

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 2h

look, sometimes you just have to add an extra step to your plan.

microsoft paint drawing of a kidnapped guy in a bag of holding with a snorkel to be able to breathe.

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 2h

I have purchased some cheap clay sculpting tools, which will hopefully make it a lot better this year.

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 3h

Need to think about what pumpkin to carve this year, this was last year's

Over The Garden Wall Pumpkin with Wirt, Greg and The Beast carved into the pumpkin.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 19h

The thing about a whole bunch of English people is that they see Farage and are like "yeah, that's exactly what we want" and he's just like.

screenshot from Thank Goodness You're Here with a bald grey guy with a tie handing out pamphlets for the B.B.A. which stands for Bring Back Asbestos.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 17h

More throwing barney out of the bar meme with barney appearing behind me afterwards. Both Moe and Barney are labeled Lecornu

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot of skyrim spellbook, meme made by therealjzargo.

Spellbook

Destruction
Spell Tome: Testicular Torsion
Weight 1 Value 46

Target's spermatic cord rotates and becomes twisted, dealing 70 points of damage to health and stamina.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 19h

two raccoons looking concerned whilst playing with an abacus. The text says "Think twice? bestie I don't even think once."

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 19h

The thing about a whole bunch of English people is that they see Farage and are like "yeah, that's exactly what we want" and he's just like.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 22h

*noir detective voice* he was standing there, leaning against a tree with not a care in the world. He had legs that just wouldn't quit and slowly turned my way as he took a drag from his cigarette, which he expertly balanced between two fingers. I knew then that this gent would spell trouble.

HellDavid 2 @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 1d

Lol, lmao even

Johnny Cash circa idk the 60s or 70s leaning on a tree next to a river with some county thigh high leather boots on and it WORKS

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screenshot of silent hill 2 with james standing staring at the mist and the text "My dick has lead me to places I wouldn't go even with a gun"

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

A story about a boy raised by chickens called Cooper.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 1d

Tama Kyoryu (dinosaur) is a mascot for the parks of Tama Hills, Tokyo. It has acorns for eyes, grass on its belly, and flowers and trees growing out of it.

A round green dinosaur character with acorn eyes stands in a park.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 22h

I love how some microbes are evolving just to be like. Time to eat plastic.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

A story about a boy raised by chickens called Cooper.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

I did not wish for the gift of this knowledge

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... People are making it hard not to hate people.

Netherlands: Half a million bees killed in Dutch arson attack

Police investigate after 10 beehives were burned down in a park in the central city of Almere.

www.bbc.co.uk

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

Glowing Shark, Hidden Crab was my favourite martial arts movie.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

The Andrew Wakefield method of murdering children.

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

Ahh yes that's how science work, you make a hypothesis and then fabricate the result you want.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

Every time the Highway man or the old north wind from Over The Garden Wall come up in conversation, Davie makes sure to tell me that they, individually, fuck.

I mean they could be fucking each other, but that's not the statement being made.

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The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

So we're just stupiding ourselves out of existence huh?

Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 1d

“In September, scientists at Stanford reported they had used A.I. to design a virus for the first time.”

Opinion | The A.I. Prompt That Could End the World

www.nytimes.com

The Manti Lords @manticore.bsky.social · 1d

Hoverflies keep jumpscaring me.

Stupid "I can't believe it's not wasps" ass bastards.