Manuel Reis
manuelreis.bsky.social
Manuel Reis
@manuelreis.bsky.social
TV, Cinema, cultura pop, media, bolachas e vida.

Skeets mostly in PT, a lot of times in EN
Não me lixem, entre o péssimo chroma e a palete de cores escolhida, esta cena *TEM* que ser um tributo a The Room.
"I did not get mad. I did not. Oh hai Zosia." #pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Aiko, do @sindresorhus.com. Transcrição IA, com o modelo Whisper (da Open AI), feita localmente.

Mesmo a correr num Intel, 2 min. de áudio foram processados em 14 — não sendo muito mais rápido do que fazer à mão (demoraria uns 20), permite estar a fazer outras coisas. Depois só tenho que rever.
Aiko
AI-powered audio transcription
sindresorhus.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"I did not get mad. I did not. Oh hai Zosia." #pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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This is disgraceful toadying to someone who could well be dead, out of office, or both by the time this reanimated corpse knuckle-drags itself to the screen. Some context: Ratner directed the state-approved Melania doc that is coming to Prime, so he's now a friend of The Family. >
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Revi há uns dias. Continua incrível.

(🇵🇹: Disney+, Prime Video)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles [72] is on Paramount+, MGM+ & Fubo: www.metacritic.com/movie/planes...
"With its deft blend of hilarity and humanity, Planes, Trains and Automobiles is Hughes' most satisfying work." - Marc Lee, The Telegraph
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Envio o currículo.

Entrevista de emprego? ❌
Proposta de adesão a um plano de saúde privado? ✅

Quem é que disse que os sites de gestão de candidaturas são inúteis?
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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They built the Library of Alexandria and decided the seer raving outside its gates was preferable so voluntarily burned it down
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This isn’t Becky Hogan.

It’s Becky Trump! 😂 #WWERAW
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"EH PÁ, BAIXA A BANDEIRA!" #FutsalSCP
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
O @theverge.com anda a recuperar este texto do @reckless.bsky.social, o terceiro de uma saga incrível de crítica ao estado da internet.

Apropriadamente, ontem fui a uma reprografia e, pelo preço que me pediam por página, mais valia seguir o conselho.

(Mal posso esperar pela revisão de 2026!)
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
O que significa que, por cá, estreia à meia-noite de terça-feira, 25. O que significa que é, oficialmente, às 00:00 de quarta-feira, 26.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
O 1.º episódio de NINGUÉM COMO TU (a série) não é particularmente forte, mas mostra-se bem como a novela para quem não tem tempo de ver novelas. A Joana Seixas *é* a Luísa Albuquerque (com todo o peso que isso implica).

Estreia hoje à noite, na TVI (semanalmente) e na Prime Video (binge).
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Porque viu ‘O Arquiteto’”…

Algoritmo da Prime Video muito sólido, nada a apontar de errado aqui. Muito pelo contrário.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Truque para tirar fotos quando se é alto: arranjar um(a) fotógrafo/a que também seja alto/a.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Amanhã é segunda-feira, pelo que quero deixar aqui o alerta para a forte possibilidade de vermos publicações no LinkedIn com o tema “o que o AVC do Nuno Markl nos ensina”.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🎶 Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast
Faces pass and I'm homebound
Starin' blankly ahead, just makin' my way
Makin' a way through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder… 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A primeira curva de Vegas não perdoa.

(Claro que levar com um gajo que vai directo contra o carro também ajuda.)
Stroll is out after this heavy contact in T1 with Bortoletto! #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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We have a winner.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Em Portugal, Os Traidores foi um flop (por vários motivos que não, necessariamente, o formato).

No Reino Unido, o programa é visto por 1 em 6 britânicos e a apresentadora dá nome a um penteado.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Go to sleep. Now. Do not read further. Turn off your phone. Throw it in the bay. Abandon modernity. Whatever it takes, Do. Not. Look.
i googled that thing that people said not to google and i do not know what i was expecting but sometimes you actually really should listen to your internet friends
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Socialism won! Join DSA: dsausa.us/join-zohran

🌹
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM