So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class.

How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally?

Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.

From Edith Holden’s The Nature Notes of an Edwardian Lady, 1905.

Make America Great by deporting him back to South Africa.

....and another thing.

I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”

sassy vibes today

Buying physical media is so crucial these days. All the streaming services I pay per month usually don’t have movies I want to watch again.

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.

Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.

Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole.

Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

day of shrugs
#emo #scene #itwasneveraphase

pete wentz lookalike competition in my bedroom right now

Patrick covering Mr. Blue Sky posted on Bluesky 🥰

30th April 1945 was a good day.

i moaned a little

isn’t it crazy that this stuff is just out there?

Nice walk by the falls before the storm hits.

Me everytime I see a fall out boy post.

This feels so much better than X.