Avery/Jayden
@marimakinami.bsky.social
any pronouns
formerly known as @pumthecutiepie on twitter
women want me, men want me, enbys want me, ants want me, I'm a tasty snack
formerly known as @pumthecutiepie on twitter
women want me, men want me, enbys want me, ants want me, I'm a tasty snack
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Avery/Jayden
@marimakinami.bsky.social
· Dec 18
I've decided that today I'm no longer trans, but I'm 100% genderfluid
I've thought about it for a while but I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy as a boy and a girl, and my trans journey was more about lack of self confidence
I'm still an ally to my trans homies ofc, I love you all ❤️
I've thought about it for a while but I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy as a boy and a girl, and my trans journey was more about lack of self confidence
I'm still an ally to my trans homies ofc, I love you all ❤️
I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality
at the end of the day we're just hamsters in a cage
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
at the end of the day we're just hamsters in a cage
your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 AM
your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation
this would go hard as an album cover fr
Today's pigeon comes by way of a Noah request. One of them is an astronaut.
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
this would go hard as an album cover fr
have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 AM
have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl
screw fun facts tell me some fun opinions
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
screw fun facts tell me some fun opinions
this post was made before I was born
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
this post was made before I was born
cat racism on my tl smh 🤦 😤 😒 😪 😔 😑
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
cat racism on my tl smh 🤦 😤 😒 😪 😔 😑
stupid ass face
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 17
The Fourth to be Qualified
Fourth Children
Episode 17
The Fourth to be Qualified
Fourth Children
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
stupid ass face
me steamrolling through TSA security to smuggle a giant african land snail into my country
a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
ALT: a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
me steamrolling through TSA security to smuggle a giant african land snail into my country
blood drive? thats impossible
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 AM
blood drive? thats impossible
I don't get what's so dangerous about planets like venus and jupiter, there's no recorded casualties on either planet, and before you ask, no other planet besides earth has recorded deaths
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I don't get what's so dangerous about planets like venus and jupiter, there's no recorded casualties on either planet, and before you ask, no other planet besides earth has recorded deaths
one time in second grade my class had to read one book from home for homework so I chose the wii sports resort manual
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
one time in second grade my class had to read one book from home for homework so I chose the wii sports resort manual
massachusetts should just annex rhode island ngl
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
massachusetts should just annex rhode island ngl
who knew that hiring any schmuck off the street to act as police was a bad idea
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
who knew that hiring any schmuck off the street to act as police was a bad idea
its "don't speak ill of the dead" until the dead in question is a minority
It’s wasn’t okay for the left to critique Charlie Kirk because he got murdered but it is okay for the right to be pro-murdering people
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
its "don't speak ill of the dead" until the dead in question is a minority
"wow this is a nice laptop I hope it doesn't burn my balls when I put it on my lap"
*laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*
*laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"wow this is a nice laptop I hope it doesn't burn my balls when I put it on my lap"
*laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*
*laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*
trickle down economics is peeing down the shower drain to save water
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
trickle down economics is peeing down the shower drain to save water
cybertrucks are like if balenciaga made a car
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
cybertrucks are like if balenciaga made a car
king
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
king
it makes him cry at night at least
I can't believe calling him Drumpf hasn't worked yet
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
it makes him cry at night at least
thank you for having a stabbable neck
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous.
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
thank you for having a stabbable neck
you don't cheap out on the jesus nut ™️
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
you don't cheap out on the jesus nut ™️
new year same me 💪
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
new year same me 💪
im sad that the penny is no longer being minted, now I can only see lincoln's sexy face on 5 dollar bills :(
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
im sad that the penny is no longer being minted, now I can only see lincoln's sexy face on 5 dollar bills :(