jordan
mariokartdwi.bsky.social
jordan
@mariokartdwi.bsky.social
I’m hard
Seated for Heated Rivalry
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Seated for Heated Rivalry
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
While I love my in-laws, they leave my house today and I cannot wait to do unspeakable things to their son
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Watching sinners again and the things I would let Michael B Jordan do to me are illegal to even put into words
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Had too much wine and want to *u** my husband but my in-laws are here and won’t leave us alone
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So what underwear is everyone buying for Black Friday?
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Looking forward to the thirst traps that reveal generational wealth oomfies 🤩
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Almost time
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Good morning, stream Audrey Hobert
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can’t wait for Julianne and Derek Hough to be off my screen for the next 9 months
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Elphaba spotted in DC
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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If there's one thing about me is that I very much want to see all of you in your underwear
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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wicked: for good (2025)
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I miss putting in my speedo on Saturday afternoons and having a cocktail in the pool
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At this point watching #dwts should be considered self-harm with the amount of anger I feel when Derek Hough speaks
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The way my balls are hanging while crawling into this hotel bed right now. They’re heavy and low.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Jersey your services are no longer required #RHORI
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
West coast time has my central time ass ready to go to bed and it’s 6:22PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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if you save a person’s post you should have to give that person $5
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Headed to Malibu for the weekend and there’s more here this came from if you’re a good boy and click here cash.app/$jwh829
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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How Hump Day finds me
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’ve started playing Disney Dreamlight Valley on my switch and it has completely consumed my spare time (this is not a complaint). I love my little character and planting/harvesting crops and completing all the little quests and decorating. Beats doomscrolling by a mile
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM