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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 4d

Might be one of the funniest lines written in sports journalism:

"Off-ice officials realized that Mikkola couldn't have had an assist on the play -- since he had been ejected earlier in the period."
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Lightning, Panthers net 312 PIM in preseason tilt

In a wild end to the NHL preseason schedule for a pair of bitter rivals, the Panthers defeated the Lightning 7-0 in a memorable matchup in which 65 penalties were called, totaling 312 minutes on the f...

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 15d

This seems totally normal. Who among us doesn’t remember NWA’s hit song, “Anti-police”?

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 15d

Is it time to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Kimmel effect"?

TheDesk.net @thedesk.net · 15d

#BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live soars to 6.26 million viewers on ABC, network says, citing preliminary data from Nielsen. The actual number of viewers will likely be higher when finalized Nielsen data is released later this week.

It was the highest-rated episode of Kimmel's show since 2015.

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Patrick Howell O’Neill @patrickhowelloneill.com · 16d

This is one of those cyber stories that will receive relatively little attention today but may be referenced for months or years to come: “We believe many organizations are compromised right now and don’t know it. It’s very active right now. The volume is high.” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

‘Most Prevalent’ Chinese Hacking Group Targets Tech, Law Firms

Suspected Chinese hackers are behind an ongoing cyber-espionage campaign against US technology companies and legal firms, stealing national security secrets often while remaining undetected, according...

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 23d

Wait sorry! There creator of that series made a short online episode about Haru first, which inspired the Netflix series.

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The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere

In 2003, Japan was plunged into economic darkness, and its people needed a ray of hope. They found one in Haru Urara, a racehorse with a pink Hello Kitty mask and…

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 23d

Did you see the series of mini documentaries on Netflix, “Losers”, that has an episode on her?

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · 25d

Breweries in every state need to collaborate to sell 12-packs, each containing their respective seasonal pumpkin beer, and brand it as a “pumpkin patch”.

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squid.jpg @apendley.bsky.social · Sep 4

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

Aftermath @aftermath.site · Sep 4

Long handheld

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Derek B. Johnson @derekbjohnson.bsky.social · Aug 19

This is also what junior Mandiant analysts say when they're being briefed on graduated threat groups.

Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · Aug 19

Me: These people, they are your family. This is your history. Your past is your future. This is what has made you the person you are. This is what you will pass on to your children. This is your legacy.

My children: look at all these uncs

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · Aug 18

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Aug 6

We going to get an explanation on why half of Section 8 and all of Section 9 in Article 1 was removed from the online version of the U.S. Constitution on the Congress.gov site?

Would love to see @politico.com or someone look into this

web.archive.org/web/diff/202...

Wayback Machine

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 31

That, or someone nat 20’d their stealth check 🤣

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 31

When the DnD party consisting of knights and Paladins rolls through town

Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · Jul 31

so someone broke into my apartment at night and stole all of my swords and im kind of. in shock

a decorative elaborate wall display of five swords

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 25

VPN providers today

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John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · Jul 24

Consider, your Honor, that my client was being extremely productive at the time of the crash.

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 23

Personally, I think the algorithm is still falling short to what we've all grown accustomed to

Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 23

a man is talking to a woman with the words are we old and uncool

ALT: a man is talking to a woman with the words are we old and uncool

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 21

Can't wait to watch this @mikko.bsky.social!
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Max Original Documentary Series MOST WANTED: TEEN HACKER Debuts September 5 On HBO Max | Pressroom

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David DiMolfetta @ddimolfetta.bsky.social · Jul 21

🔴SharePoint vulnerability update: "We assess that at least one of the actors responsible for this early exploitation is a China-nexus threat actor," Mandiant/Google Cloud CTO Charles Carmakal says in a statement sent to me just now.

My earlier reporting:
www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 9

obligatory South Park reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=61TM...

Student Athaletes

YouTube video by Kyle Hampton

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 9

Completely forgot she was still there

Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 8

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 7

Fun fact: if you can’t remove the 4 screws on the sides where you install the tray (a known defect) Traeger will just send you a new grill…and doesn’t care if you keep the original one.

Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 7

a man in a hat is standing on a grill

ALT: a man in a hat is standing on a grill

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Mark Karayan @markkarayan.bsky.social · Jul 2