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Mark Morowczynski
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Principal Security Researcher @Microsoft. Author, Blogger, Speaker, and Baseball Nerd. Always has an overwhelming backlog of books and video games to get through.
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The phone I shot this 2017 photo with is on the same dead old frequency they’re using to communicate on in One Battle After Another
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
@amandalc.bsky.social you coming out next Saturday for SABR day in Seattle?
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Good morning, White Sox fans.

NEW @SoxMachine.com Podcast presented by Ankin Law

We review @fangraphs.com top White Sox prospects with @jrfegan.soxmachine.com and Eric Longenhagen

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Podcast: 2026 FanGraphs Top Chicago White Sox Prospects - Sox Machine
Eric Longenhagen joins the Sox Machine Podcast to breakdown FanGraphs Top 37 Chicago White Sox prospects for 2026 season.
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January 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Spent probably 2 hours troubleshooting what ended up being an ethernet cable that somehow came loose. Finally I thought to check the cord physically and as soon as I touched it, it fell out. Unbelievable.
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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the most common piece of advice i give, bc it’s one of the few that i’m comfortable giving to a lot of people at once, is to get a CCNA

some folks accuse me of preaching this bc i simp for cisco. lol. if you’ve ever talked to me in depth abt networking u know thats not true (1/6)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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WOW!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Fifty-seven Christmases ago, Earth rise, photographed by Apollo 8 astronaut William Anders. Peace to you all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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"Would you like your Alexa to be more conversational?" I don't even want my barber to and he's real
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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As announced by Tom Gallagher, VP of Engineering, MSRC, on stage at Black Hat EU, we’re evolving our bug bounty program. Now, high-severity vulnerabilities that directly impact Microsoft online services are eligible for bounty awards, whether the code is Microsoft-owned, third-party, or open source.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you have a White Sox fan in your life, pick up the 2005 SABR book that came out earlier this year. sabr.org/latest/sabr-.... Co-edited by @ericconrad.com and myself. Lots of new research/content was created for this. Let them re-live a happier time cause it’s going to be a while.
SABR Digital Library: The 2005 World Champion Chicago White Sox: Grinders and Gamers – Society for American Baseball Research
sabr.org
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Something I’m happy to do again this year. Really recommend you to do something good and maybe you’ll end up with @chrissanders88.bsky.social golden ticket.
My friends, the time has come. This holiday season, I'm giving away a golden ticket that grants free entry into ALL my training courses, a year's worth of chocolate, and tons of other amazing prizes.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I know some folks will aim to do some learning in the new year. The SC-900 book I co-wrote is in this humble bundle www.humblebundle.com/books/micros.... Lots of good cert prep stuff in here.
Humble Tech Book Bundle: Microsoft Development by Microsoft Press and Pearson
Become an expert on all things Microsoft with this bundle of tech ebooks! Each purchase at the price of your choice supports Hello World!
www.humblebundle.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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Good morning, White Sox fans.

NEW @SoxMachine.com Podcast presented by Ankin Law

⚾ ex-White Sox aces getting paid after being traded

⚾ White Sox players we would travel back in time to watch

⚾ Is the Pope getting tired of all these White Sox gifts?

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Podcast: White Sox Old Friends Finding New Homes - Sox Machine
Old friends Dylan Cease and Ethan Katz find new teams, who we would travel back in time to watch, and the Pope keeps receiving White Sox gifts
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December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I had a serendipitous run-in with @markmorow.com today, truly a blessed day
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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New @SoxMachine.com Video presented by Ankin Law

jimcallis.bsky.social joined the podcast to talk about the Arizona Fall League. He shared why White Sox prospect Braden Montgomery was #2 on his Top 30 AFL Prospect list.

Watch on YouTube:
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Sox Machine: Braden Montgomery 2025 Arizona Fall League Recap with Jim Callis
Video presented by @HowardAnkin. If you need personal injury law assistance, visit ankinlaw.com MLB.com's Jim Callis joins the Sox Machine Podcast to recap Chicago White Sox prospect, Braden…
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November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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That Ortiz and Clase reportedly received the EXACT same dollar amount from fixers — in 2025! — as Shoeless Joe Jackson and Lefty Williams did in 1919 is … completely absurd. And another reason why player salaries have very little to do with why these gambling scandals happen.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
20 years ago today, the White Sox completed their World Series sweep of the Astros. This game recap, and many more memories from this season are in the SABR book released earlier this year sabr.org/latest/sabr-....
SABR Digital Library: The 2005 World Champion Chicago White Sox: Grinders and Gamers – Society for American Baseball Research
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October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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These between-pitch ads are absolutely brutal. In the 9th inning of Game 7?!?!?
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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In addition to all the grandmas and normies at No Kings I was very happy to see a lot of Columbus' venerable benign weirdos. Bagpipes guy. One of those dudes with hundreds of action figures glued to his 1994 Saturn SL3. Those kinds of folks.

Weirdos are an important part of the municipal fabric.
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM