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martykearns1.bsky.social
@martykearns1.bsky.social
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I’m voting for my Daughters and Granddaughters so they have a future. Trump is a danger to our Constitutional Republic. DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE!! 💙 New Orleans Saints, LSU Fighting Tigers, Minnesota Twins. Yeah, that’s me at Abbey Road…
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 3d
Sooo, what happened to this lying asshat?

I can’t believe y’all fell for this bullshit..
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God @thegodpodcast.com · 11d
Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 6h
Market was getting a bit frothy.

Time to create a buying opportunity for the Billionaire Regime.

WTAF…
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 8h
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 13h
Maybe quoting Putin isn’t the flex Benny The Nazi was looking for…
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 13h
I’m speechless, which for me is damn near impossible…
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
Never have looked back; so glad I cancelled last year.

Democracy Dies in Darkness…
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🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 1d
And that’s what it looks like when you have your ass handed to you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 1d
In my day, we called that 'dropping acid.' 🤷‍♀️
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Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 1d
A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
Hell no.
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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1d
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂😂😂
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
I haven’t had peanut M&M’s in quite a while.

Just the small bag; apparently they are all single serve… 😎
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
The only way the bar could be set any lower would be to bury it…
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
How many times have we heard this from the GOP?

Infrastructure week, better healthcare are all lies.

They keep driving the car into the ditch, and we just give them the keys again…
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 1d
It’s either fitting or frightening that his name is Miranda…
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midnightsun49.bsky.social @midnightsun49.bsky.social · 2d
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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@jahrjon @jahrjon.bsky.social · 2d
He said plenary authority. Repost and don't let this get lost.
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Charlie Dog! @charlietotherescue.bsky.social · 2d
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ProTip (AKA alt_localgov) @protip.altgov.info · 3d
Bondi’s performance today reminded me of … youtu.be/RGsQES_OdrQ
Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 2d
“They’re eating the dinosaurs; they’re eating the unicorns”… 😂😂
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 2d
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant - Billy Joel.

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Billy Joel - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (Audio)
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 2d
This man was tapped to be the dean of a law school.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 2d
Alleged law school… 🤔
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martykearns1.bsky.social @martykearns1.bsky.social · 2d
It’s becoming increasingly apparent that Mike Johnson lives in a van down by the river, with at best sketchy WIFI… 🙄
a group of people are sitting on a couch in a living room with a man standing next to them .
ALT: a group of people are sitting on a couch in a living room with a man standing next to them .
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Howdy @icandie.bsky.social · 3d
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