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Cat dad of three.
Maybe I'll post about things I like, like card games and video games.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · Feb 12
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New Marvel Snap meme just dropped
Telling Arishem, "I'm going to give you one cube to fuck off."
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Zoidberg from Futurama yelling, "Your AI slop ad is bad and you should feel bad"
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Every time I see Magic the Gathering cards with Marvel character names/images from Marvel comics, I want to play Snap. It is fun seeing an amount of parallels in card design for certain characters, though.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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My first four Commander decks

Yargle was to try a bad deck and see if I liked the format. "If I can have fun with this," etc. The other three were things I was interested in actually playing and I revisit them a lot. I have not been playing Commander for very long.
Yargle, Glutton of Urborg {4}{B} Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit When Belzenlok’s lieutenant Yar-Kul grew too ambitious, the Demonlord transformed him into a maggot. The frog that ate the maggot grew and grew, until a ravenous spirit burst from its body. 9/3 Illustrated by Jehan Choo Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain {2}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Whenever you cast a historic spell, draw a card. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) As she took the wheel of the Weatherlight for the first time in a millennium, Jhoira knew she’d been right to restore the ship. Anything was possible now. 3/3 Illustrated by Brad Rigney Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might {2}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — God Trample If a red source you control would deal an amount of noncombat damage less than Ojer Axonil’s power to an opponent, that source deals damage equal to Ojer Axonil’s power instead. When Ojer Axonil dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner’s control. 4/4 Temple of Power Land (Transforms from Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might.) {T}: Add {R}. {2}{R}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if red sources you controlled dealt 4 or more noncombat damage this turn and only as a sorcery. Chimil gave the Oltec passion. Ojer Axonil challenged them to harness it. Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez Sram, Senior Edificer {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Dwarf Advisor Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card. “As this conflict grows, it gets harder to prevent the city from breaking down. How much longer can we keep this machinery balanced?” 2/2 Illustrated by Chris Rahn
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Today I learned that Elf on a Shelf is 20 years old. Everyone else seems to be surprised it's "so old," meanwhile, I thought it started like five or six years ago (either in or just before the panini)
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Weird Al covering a song: Par for the course
Weird Al covering RATM: Interesting
Weird Al*faithfully* covering Killing In The Name: OH NO OH NO WE'RE FUCKED OH NO
mbunchanumbers.bsky.social Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 4d
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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#magicthegathering #mtg #memetg
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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If you wanted to buy a single copy of every card in the Magic the Gathering Spider-Man set, it would cost about $168, $60 of which is The Soul Stone.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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When the world needed him most, the Padvatar... returned!

Still got it? 🐻❤️
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Sometimes I wanna go back
Me from a stream in April 2020 celebrating a Zenith Flare dealing 35 damage on Magic the Gathering Arena To be clear, I don't want to go back to 2020, I want to go back to moments like this
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Remember: Just because someone with a YouTube channel says a card is going to be good, doesn't mean that card is going to be good. So many people said Ob Nixilis would be the next Oko, and that NEVER happened.
Ob Nixilis, the Adversary {1}{B}{R} Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis Casualty X. The copy isn’t legendary and has starting loyalty X. (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power X. When you do, copy this spell. The copy becomes a token.) +1: Each opponent loses 2 life unless they discard a card. If you control a Demon or Devil, you gain 2 life. −2: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with “When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.” −7: Target player draws seven cards and loses 7 life. Loyalty: 3 Illustrated by Yongjae Choi Has never been banned once Oko, Thief of Crowns {1}{G}{U} Legendary Planeswalker — Oko +2: Create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) +1: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. −5: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less. Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by Yongjae Choi Was banned in Standard Is banned in Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Historic, and Brawl
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Remember that time Howard Dean got excited at a rally and screeched like an eagle and his whole political career ended on the spot?

I'm mentioning this for no reason at all.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Tonight, we eat cake, drink wine, and play video games.
martypunker.bsky.social martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 12d
Fourteen years ago today. What a wild and fun ride!
My wife and me on our wedding day standing next to a side door at the venue we were married, laughing
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Fourteen years ago today. What a wild and fun ride!
My wife and me on our wedding day standing next to a side door at the venue we were married, laughing
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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"Every accusation a confession" goes for insults, too.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13d
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean

TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting

Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?

TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I think my issue with media today is the need for there to be so much of it. Star Wars and the MCU are big examples of what I mean. We need more three season TV shows and singular standalone movies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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The cats
Riddle, a short hair gray tabby, lying like a little turkey Stormy, a medium hair brown and white cat sitting on a figure eight scratcher looking over his shoulder Rawling, a medium hair black cat sitting under a coffee table
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Vlaakith: Istik. You bear that which is ours. But are you friend, or are you thief?

Me: I'm just a little guy.

#BaldursGate3
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Got my Bose Open Airbuds today and they're everything I've wanted. They don't go in the ear, they don't fall off easily, they sound amazing, and they have an app without ads on Android.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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On today's episode of Every Accusation A Confession
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Magic: the Gathering
fieldexplores.bsky.social FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 16d
Unruly Card Games - Gator Days
Unruly Card Games - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Hannah and Gustopher are playing card games on a rainy day. Hannah notices that Gustopher seems to have made a play that he's not supposed to. Hannah is quick to correct this. Hannah: You can't do that. Gustopher: Why? Hannah: It's against the rules. Gustopher: It is? Panel 2 Hannah rolls her eyes and pulls out her phone. Looks like they're going to have to look up the rules and make sure they're both playing the same way. Hannah: Ugh! Let's both read through the rules so we're on the same page. Gustopher: Okay. Panel 3 Hannah is staring at her phone and is not really sure what she's reading. What is a Redoubled Contract? Isn't a Grand Slam something you get at restaurants? Why does it say they need four players? Panel 4 Hannah is starting to put the pieces together. Hannah: I don't think either of us are playing right. Gustopher: I don't know what half these words mean. Seriously! What's a "Dummy Hand" and an "Unfinished Rubber".
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The difference between Boomerang and Boomerang Basics is Boomerang can boomerang basics and Boomerang Basics can't.
Boomerang {U}{U} Instant Return target permanent to its owner’s hand. “O! call back yesterday, bid time return.” —William Shakespeare, King Richard the Second Illustrated by Brian Snõddy Boomerang Basics {U} Sorcery — Lesson Return target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card. “All right buddy, don’t fail me now!” Illustrated by Tubaki Halsame
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM