martypunker
@martypunker.bsky.social
Cat dad of three.
Maybe I'll post about things I like, like card games and video games.
(he/him)
Maybe I'll post about things I like, like card games and video games.
(he/him)
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Awkward seeing a Magic creator post an image that's clearly AI and all the big names glossing over it. I get WHY they're glossing over it with the post itself in mind, but it's just such an awkward timeline we live in.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Awkward seeing a Magic creator post an image that's clearly AI and all the big names glossing over it. I get WHY they're glossing over it with the post itself in mind, but it's just such an awkward timeline we live in.
We've reached a really funny point in Magic where cards are either Tragic Slip (positive) or they're Tragic Slip (derogatory).
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We've reached a really funny point in Magic where cards are either Tragic Slip (positive) or they're Tragic Slip (derogatory).
Where do you store your cats?
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Where do you store your cats?
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
If you have a black cat, you're just better.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you have a black cat, you're just better.
Just today and tomorrow working and then I'm off to a different country until next year. Will easily be the longest 16 hours of work for the year.
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just today and tomorrow working and then I'm off to a different country until next year. Will easily be the longest 16 hours of work for the year.
New Marvel Snap meme just dropped
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
New Marvel Snap meme just dropped
Every time I see Magic the Gathering cards with Marvel character names/images from Marvel comics, I want to play Snap. It is fun seeing an amount of parallels in card design for certain characters, though.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every time I see Magic the Gathering cards with Marvel character names/images from Marvel comics, I want to play Snap. It is fun seeing an amount of parallels in card design for certain characters, though.
My first four Commander decks
Yargle was to try a bad deck and see if I liked the format. "If I can have fun with this," etc. The other three were things I was interested in actually playing and I revisit them a lot. I have not been playing Commander for very long.
Yargle was to try a bad deck and see if I liked the format. "If I can have fun with this," etc. The other three were things I was interested in actually playing and I revisit them a lot. I have not been playing Commander for very long.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My first four Commander decks
Yargle was to try a bad deck and see if I liked the format. "If I can have fun with this," etc. The other three were things I was interested in actually playing and I revisit them a lot. I have not been playing Commander for very long.
Yargle was to try a bad deck and see if I liked the format. "If I can have fun with this," etc. The other three were things I was interested in actually playing and I revisit them a lot. I have not been playing Commander for very long.
Today I learned that Elf on a Shelf is 20 years old. Everyone else seems to be surprised it's "so old," meanwhile, I thought it started like five or six years ago (either in or just before the panini)
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Today I learned that Elf on a Shelf is 20 years old. Everyone else seems to be surprised it's "so old," meanwhile, I thought it started like five or six years ago (either in or just before the panini)
Weird Al covering a song: Par for the course
Weird Al covering RATM: Interesting
Weird Al*faithfully* covering Killing In The Name: OH NO OH NO WE'RE FUCKED OH NO
Weird Al covering RATM: Interesting
Weird Al*faithfully* covering Killing In The Name: OH NO OH NO WE'RE FUCKED OH NO
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Weird Al covering a song: Par for the course
Weird Al covering RATM: Interesting
Weird Al*faithfully* covering Killing In The Name: OH NO OH NO WE'RE FUCKED OH NO
Weird Al covering RATM: Interesting
Weird Al*faithfully* covering Killing In The Name: OH NO OH NO WE'RE FUCKED OH NO
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December 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you wanted to buy a single copy of every card in the Magic the Gathering Spider-Man set, it would cost about $168, $60 of which is The Soul Stone.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you wanted to buy a single copy of every card in the Magic the Gathering Spider-Man set, it would cost about $168, $60 of which is The Soul Stone.
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When the world needed him most, the Padvatar... returned!
Still got it? 🐻❤️
Still got it? 🐻❤️
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When the world needed him most, the Padvatar... returned!
Still got it? 🐻❤️
Still got it? 🐻❤️
Sometimes I wanna go back
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sometimes I wanna go back
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“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
Remember: Just because someone with a YouTube channel says a card is going to be good, doesn't mean that card is going to be good. So many people said Ob Nixilis would be the next Oko, and that NEVER happened.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Remember: Just because someone with a YouTube channel says a card is going to be good, doesn't mean that card is going to be good. So many people said Ob Nixilis would be the next Oko, and that NEVER happened.
Remember that time Howard Dean got excited at a rally and screeched like an eagle and his whole political career ended on the spot?
I'm mentioning this for no reason at all.
I'm mentioning this for no reason at all.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remember that time Howard Dean got excited at a rally and screeched like an eagle and his whole political career ended on the spot?
I'm mentioning this for no reason at all.
I'm mentioning this for no reason at all.
Tonight, we eat cake, drink wine, and play video games.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tonight, we eat cake, drink wine, and play video games.
Fourteen years ago today. What a wild and fun ride!
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fourteen years ago today. What a wild and fun ride!
"Every accusation a confession" goes for insults, too.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Every accusation a confession" goes for insults, too.
I think my issue with media today is the need for there to be so much of it. Star Wars and the MCU are big examples of what I mean. We need more three season TV shows and singular standalone movies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I think my issue with media today is the need for there to be so much of it. Star Wars and the MCU are big examples of what I mean. We need more three season TV shows and singular standalone movies.
