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Social media influenza. Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️ #GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️ #FakeBookTitleFriday 📚 Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
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That is not the birthday I was expecting. Although not entirely unconnected to the one you mentioned earlier😜
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Sounds uncomfortable. Too knobbly to sit on. Although if you're into that I'm not kink shaming here🙂
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You're... Married now?🥺
*Heart shatters into a billion pieces*

How could you steal Leo from me?!😭😜
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Argh! The horror of MAMILs😱
I generally approve of cyclists, but there's a special "Put it away sir, you have your padded sorts on backwards!" horror reserved for them.

I mean, I ask you😂🤣
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Happy Birthday to #Portal (2007)🎂

This was a... well. You know what it was☺️
Lego Chell and weighted companion cube, from portal.
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Doodles!✏️
Vaguely #Halloween -ish I guess?🎃
Probably 8 years old at a guess. The idea of Kale is making my hangover fractious though🤢
The Kale of Cthulhu.
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Certainly the biggest combat shake-up since, well, the move from AC 2 to 3 ironically😅
IIRC 3 trimmed a lot of the more complex moves and the combat was pretty much what Arkham Asylum did, albeit with less visual panache.
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It kind of moved further away from that tbh. The series had always relied on heavily scripted animation attack/enemy response sequences. Origins changed it to something much more open, a more typical "Welly whoever, whenever, wherever " traditional action game thing. It was a lot more fun.
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Right?! I keep trying to tell people, but she just keeps getting away with it😉
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If that's what turns up, I shall be having words with @bhaalspawn.bsky.social for preying on the drunk and gullible😅
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Me too! I've just impulse ordered a new graphics card, which I totally won't regret in the morning🥰
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So, it's got to the "I've just impulse ordered an new graphics card" stage of drinking at home🤦😅
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Oh. My. Gods🤯
I've just opened a pack of smoked frankfurters and they're *so* good I'm not even thinking about making willie jokes about them🤤
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I actually very slightly prefer Rossini, Aldi's own brand knock-off. Half the price too. But I'm quite partial to a drop of Peroni any time😋
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What's worrying is I haven't seen that book in thirty odd years, and I still know what a humby is😅
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You know that puns where you only have to change one letter are basically my kryptonite, right?
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This is the second time I've brushed her this morning. Just...𝘏𝘖𝘞???😅

Coincidentally, if any theoretical physicists are working on the problem of where the 85% missing universe mass is, I may have some helpful ideas about that.
#CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky #HairSingularity
A freshly brushed Calico cat looking back to examine the frankly unfeasible amount of hair that comes off her every few hours.
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OK, I'm stealing that and passing it off as my own.