Matneee
@matneee.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️
#GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️
#FakeBookTitleFriday 📚
Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️
#GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️
#FakeBookTitleFriday 📚
Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
I'm meeting the bloke who wrote the #Reacher books in a few days & need something intelligent to say. So far I have
"The Movies posed the exciting question 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡? Who did the producers think wanted to know that?"
&
"Which season will he be fighting Kong?"
Any suggestions?
"The Movies posed the exciting question 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡? Who did the producers think wanted to know that?"
&
"Which season will he be fighting Kong?"
Any suggestions?
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm meeting the bloke who wrote the #Reacher books in a few days & need something intelligent to say. So far I have
"The Movies posed the exciting question 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡? Who did the producers think wanted to know that?"
&
"Which season will he be fighting Kong?"
Any suggestions?
"The Movies posed the exciting question 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡? Who did the producers think wanted to know that?"
&
"Which season will he be fighting Kong?"
Any suggestions?
These people have given pangolins a brighter future.
Pangolins are nocturnal - don't be a dick by putting them in well-lit futures.
Pangolins are nocturnal - don't be a dick by putting them in well-lit futures.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
These people have given pangolins a brighter future.
Pangolins are nocturnal - don't be a dick by putting them in well-lit futures.
Pangolins are nocturnal - don't be a dick by putting them in well-lit futures.
Unsurprisingly, #RDR runs waaay better on my phone than it did on PS3, at twice the resolution😅
It's got graphics options though, including a slider for resolution scaling. The lowest resolution is hilarious😂
It's got graphics options though, including a slider for resolution scaling. The lowest resolution is hilarious😂
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Unsurprisingly, #RDR runs waaay better on my phone than it did on PS3, at twice the resolution😅
It's got graphics options though, including a slider for resolution scaling. The lowest resolution is hilarious😂
It's got graphics options though, including a slider for resolution scaling. The lowest resolution is hilarious😂
Phew. It takes non-insane input methods too😅
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Phew. It takes non-insane input methods too😅
Cor! Red Dead Redemption on my phone! It's like I'm living in the future of yesterday's tomorrow!
Oh, hold on - touch screen controls😬
Oh, hold on - touch screen controls😬
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Cor! Red Dead Redemption on my phone! It's like I'm living in the future of yesterday's tomorrow!
Oh, hold on - touch screen controls😬
Oh, hold on - touch screen controls😬
Here's one I prepared earlier.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier.
The season of goodwill draws near, and time for the traditional festive banner🎄☺️
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The season of goodwill draws near, and time for the traditional festive banner🎄☺️
You cannot hide. I see you...
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You cannot hide. I see you...
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of..?
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of..?
Not to be outdone by B&M's festive Pet Alcohol aisle, Wilkos brings you the Darwinian horrors of the Natural Selection Box for doggos🎄😱
#NotJustForChristmas
#NotJustForChristmas
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not to be outdone by B&M's festive Pet Alcohol aisle, Wilkos brings you the Darwinian horrors of the Natural Selection Box for doggos🎄😱
#NotJustForChristmas
#NotJustForChristmas
My neighbour is having their epic hedge hacked back by gardening types today, before it eats their house. Given the mysterious language of in West Yorkshire I could ask
"𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘶'𝘻𝘻 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥?"
and they'll give me some of these, hopefully not point first.
It is a strange place.
"𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘶'𝘻𝘻 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥?"
and they'll give me some of these, hopefully not point first.
It is a strange place.
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My neighbour is having their epic hedge hacked back by gardening types today, before it eats their house. Given the mysterious language of in West Yorkshire I could ask
"𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘶'𝘻𝘻 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥?"
and they'll give me some of these, hopefully not point first.
It is a strange place.
"𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘶'𝘻𝘻 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥?"
and they'll give me some of these, hopefully not point first.
It is a strange place.
Meanwhile, North of the Wall... It's Bithmas!
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Meanwhile, North of the Wall... It's Bithmas!
Given all the circled button-proddy posts at this particularly insane junction near me, that might be how they power the town actually.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Given all the circled button-proddy posts at this particularly insane junction near me, that might be how they power the town actually.
I appreciate B&M's progressive attitude to our faithful companions enjoying Christmas this year🎄🍸
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I appreciate B&M's progressive attitude to our faithful companions enjoying Christmas this year🎄🍸
RRRAAAARRRGGGH! Tremble at the unstoppable terror of Featherbane!
The background sound is entirely coincidental, yet weirdly appropriate😂
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
The background sound is entirely coincidental, yet weirdly appropriate😂
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
RRRAAAARRRGGGH! Tremble at the unstoppable terror of Featherbane!
The background sound is entirely coincidental, yet weirdly appropriate😂
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
The background sound is entirely coincidental, yet weirdly appropriate😂
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The mortal remains on Alien ❤️ Predator, now relegated to spleeping in.
Not sure what my shadow fingers are doing.
Not sure what my shadow fingers are doing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The mortal remains on Alien ❤️ Predator, now relegated to spleeping in.
Not sure what my shadow fingers are doing.
Not sure what my shadow fingers are doing.
Huh. Was not expecting to see this when I went looking for a phone app🤠
#RedDeadRedemption
#RedDeadRedemption
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Huh. Was not expecting to see this when I went looking for a phone app🤠
#RedDeadRedemption
#RedDeadRedemption