Matneee
@matneee.bsky.social
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Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️
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#FakeBookTitleFriday 📚
Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
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I love everything about it😅
I love everything about it😅
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I love everything about it😅
I love everything about it😅
I love the idea of an anti-penis brigade though. I'm imagining them like the fire brigade, only with very ambivalent feelings each time they have to roll out the hoses.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love the idea of an anti-penis brigade though. I'm imagining them like the fire brigade, only with very ambivalent feelings each time they have to roll out the hoses.
OK, I'm totally stealing that and passing it off as my own😂🤣
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
OK, I'm totally stealing that and passing it off as my own😂🤣
I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but what are you playing?😅
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but what are you playing?😅
I bet you didn't have to turn the oven upside-down to get it to load discs after three years either.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I bet you didn't have to turn the oven upside-down to get it to load discs after three years either.
I got a surprising amount of flack for this review of the more recent Dune. Which I honestly thought was very fair😅
Also Dewey, Cheatum & Howe are drafting an extensive letter, that shall be with you forthwith😉
Also Dewey, Cheatum & Howe are drafting an extensive letter, that shall be with you forthwith😉
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I got a surprising amount of flack for this review of the more recent Dune. Which I honestly thought was very fair😅
Also Dewey, Cheatum & Howe are drafting an extensive letter, that shall be with you forthwith😉
Also Dewey, Cheatum & Howe are drafting an extensive letter, that shall be with you forthwith😉
I'll add it to the list. I still haven't gotten round to Blood Meridian after you recommended it actually, although I have bought it😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'll add it to the list. I still haven't gotten round to Blood Meridian after you recommended it actually, although I have bought it😅
There is one, but as always the Romulans are terribly secretive about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There is one, but as always the Romulans are terribly secretive about it.
I also lobbied for Doctor Who ending with him being kicked in the nadgers by a different guest star each episode, but then they cast a woman from Huddersfield in the role which was far better☺️
Especially when this charmer on Twitter *really* didn't think through what he was saying🤣
Especially when this charmer on Twitter *really* didn't think through what he was saying🤣
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I also lobbied for Doctor Who ending with him being kicked in the nadgers by a different guest star each episode, but then they cast a woman from Huddersfield in the role which was far better☺️
Especially when this charmer on Twitter *really* didn't think through what he was saying🤣
Especially when this charmer on Twitter *really* didn't think through what he was saying🤣
You don't die anywhere near often enough for that😅
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You don't die anywhere near often enough for that😅
Stack overflow error!🫦
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Stack overflow error!🫦
CYOA time!🎲📚
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
• 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘆/𝗜𝗣 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
• 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲
𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦?
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
• 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘆/𝗜𝗣 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
• 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲
𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦?
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
CYOA time!🎲📚
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
• 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘆/𝗜𝗣 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
• 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲
𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦?
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
• 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘆/𝗜𝗣 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
• 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲
𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦?
I remember seeing promo shots for Next Gen before it aired and thinking "Brave choice, putting the captain in that shirt."
I was vaguely hoping the format would have a revolving door cast of new captains each week. I'd totally watch that 😅
I was vaguely hoping the format would have a revolving door cast of new captains each week. I'd totally watch that 😅
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I remember seeing promo shots for Next Gen before it aired and thinking "Brave choice, putting the captain in that shirt."
I was vaguely hoping the format would have a revolving door cast of new captains each week. I'd totally watch that 😅
I was vaguely hoping the format would have a revolving door cast of new captains each week. I'd totally watch that 😅
They're fun🙂
It released on floppy, but they herded the whole original cast into a sound booth to record audio for a CD re-release a couple of years later.
Stick with it if you do - the opening ship combat is pants but mercifully short.
This writeup by @botherer.bsky.social is a decent reflection.
It released on floppy, but they herded the whole original cast into a sound booth to record audio for a CD re-release a couple of years later.
Stick with it if you do - the opening ship combat is pants but mercifully short.
This writeup by @botherer.bsky.social is a decent reflection.
Star Trek 25th Anniversary is still a fine game
Add another 27 years to the title and you've still got a top-notch adventure game
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December 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
They're fun🙂
It released on floppy, but they herded the whole original cast into a sound booth to record audio for a CD re-release a couple of years later.
Stick with it if you do - the opening ship combat is pants but mercifully short.
This writeup by @botherer.bsky.social is a decent reflection.
It released on floppy, but they herded the whole original cast into a sound booth to record audio for a CD re-release a couple of years later.
Stick with it if you do - the opening ship combat is pants but mercifully short.
This writeup by @botherer.bsky.social is a decent reflection.
They're very cool adventures. I love how you can not only fuck them up, but fuck them up in multiple different ways and get judged for how bad you fucked up.
Branching fuckery is my favourite adventure genre🥰
Branching fuckery is my favourite adventure genre🥰
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
They're very cool adventures. I love how you can not only fuck them up, but fuck them up in multiple different ways and get judged for how bad you fucked up.
Branching fuckery is my favourite adventure genre🥰
Branching fuckery is my favourite adventure genre🥰
I *was* that thinking that, and absolutely include it in the benchmark of ludicrous...ity? Ludicrous..ness? Whichever.
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I *was* that thinking that, and absolutely include it in the benchmark of ludicrous...ity? Ludicrous..ness? Whichever.
I can send Jynx if you like. She will fight them for Red String, because Red String is the Bestest Thing in the Whole World!
Of course then you've got to contend with a slightly enormous tortoiseshell cat with more tractor than you'd expect in her lineage stealing it.
She'll be very purry though☺️
Of course then you've got to contend with a slightly enormous tortoiseshell cat with more tractor than you'd expect in her lineage stealing it.
She'll be very purry though☺️
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I can send Jynx if you like. She will fight them for Red String, because Red String is the Bestest Thing in the Whole World!
Of course then you've got to contend with a slightly enormous tortoiseshell cat with more tractor than you'd expect in her lineage stealing it.
She'll be very purry though☺️
Of course then you've got to contend with a slightly enormous tortoiseshell cat with more tractor than you'd expect in her lineage stealing it.
She'll be very purry though☺️
You can use literally any adaptation of D'Artagnan and the 3 Musketeers as a rough benchmark for how ludicrous most of Dumas' stuff is😅
I mean, don't get me wrong - I think that's *brilliant*. All of my very favourite things are ludicrous to one degree or another🥰
I mean, don't get me wrong - I think that's *brilliant*. All of my very favourite things are ludicrous to one degree or another🥰
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You can use literally any adaptation of D'Artagnan and the 3 Musketeers as a rough benchmark for how ludicrous most of Dumas' stuff is😅
I mean, don't get me wrong - I think that's *brilliant*. All of my very favourite things are ludicrous to one degree or another🥰
I mean, don't get me wrong - I think that's *brilliant*. All of my very favourite things are ludicrous to one degree or another🥰
Obi Wan McGregor should have got an oscar for delivering the line "Your clones are very impressive" without collapsing in hysterics😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Obi Wan McGregor should have got an oscar for delivering the line "Your clones are very impressive" without collapsing in hysterics😅
Also what the hell is U?
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Also what the hell is U?