banner
matsyendrasana.bsky.social
@matsyendrasana.bsky.social
Navel gazer, bunny hugger, adult female
ACA, INFP
Reposted
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A woman (60s?) is walking along with a friend. She stops suddenly and says in a pensive voice. "Ya know what would make everything better right now? A stuffed spud."*

Her friend nods in fervent agreement. (1)
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
IT are going to get me a vertical mouse I can actually use.
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Reposted
What’s happening today said Bryn I’m not sure it’s all looking a bit nasty out in the real world But I can sit on your shoulders & keep guard if you like? Oh yes please because I’m too scared to look at the world right now and you’re so nice & furry & warm & you smell good too. Thank goodness 4 dogs
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Why cannot health practitioners give you a warning before they call you so you can at least be in a position to take the call?
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Sounds like a downpour outside.

Hope it stops before I have to take the dog out this afternoon.
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Reposted
Does anyone in blue sky world know someone who makes custom puppets? Trying to get one commissioned but google can only get me so far.
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Another person from my yoga class has died.

And with so little time to prepare.

#FuckCancer
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Reposted
We’re talking National Year of Reading today & why it’s important

Here are my 3 favourite kids books

What are yours?
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Reposted
Starting my day by choosing violence.

(And where the hell is just plain malt vinegar?)
Most Popular Sauce, Topping Or Condiment For Chip Shop Chips In The UK

More about them: brilliantmaps.com/chip-sauce/
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Reposted
Thats the trouble with fascism. It gets in the way of everything else… 😢
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Well, for anyone who is interested you can complete a form on the Health and Safety Executive website and ask for help.

Let’s see what they say.
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You couldn't make it up.

An email about Zero Harm Day
Celebrating progress towards a safer workplace.

Commitment to achieving zero harm across all operations.
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Chased up the chair I am waiting for.
Its in a box, in Bristol. Someone might be able to come to Gloucester to set it up next week.

This is what happens when you have to abide by the rules.

I will still be WFH next week, I have an assessment of my shoulder and the dog has his jabs.
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Recruiter: we declined your application because you do not have any experience in practice, we only recruit for accountancy practices.
Me: I actually have 8 years of experience in practice,it is where I started

I await their response.
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Reposted
🧵Spotted Recently at a Country Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (5?) is striding along with a notepad and coloured pens in hand. Looking around, appraising the situation. If there's gonna be an art moment, he's prepared! He's equipped with the vital tools and raring to go. (1)
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Reposted
Health for animals (as for humans) should never be profit driven because it just drives down welfare standards. Is there nothing left in this world that isn’t about people making maximum amounts of money. 🤬
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Reposted
🧵Spotted at a Sunday Country Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A big burly man wearing a lavalava* is ambling through the markets, vibe totally chill. A cardboard tray of satay in his hand, a frangipani flower behind his ear. Face turned up to the sun with a smile. (1)
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Reposted
FOI requests show that in 2024/2025, payments to individual finders & landowners for 'Treasure' rewards cost us £7,280,321.26

1/2

bigbookoftorcs.com/2026/01/11/t...

#Archaeology #Treasure #Detecting 🏺
‘That belongs in a museum’: The true ‘cost’ of detecting in England and Wales.
By Tess Machling [A download/print PDF version can be found at the end of the paper] ‘My members don’t want to be quasi-archaeologists, they want to go out on a Sunday, dig around, get dirty, find …
bigbookoftorcs.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:17 AM
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Reposted
It's #SundayPixLight this week so spoil us with your shining photos and glowing ALT descriptions.
Early warning time for #SundayPix

Today is bright and sunny but so much of the winter is grey and dull, and we need light. It could be natural, artificial, or your favourite lampshade, just brighten everyone's day please.

Use #SundayPixLight
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My dog is clever, he refused to eat the duck skin which I should have checked first. It has to be cooked a lot to render the fat.

Can't get the staff.
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reposted
As it ever was and ever shall be. I am a fiercely acrylic-free zone. And almost a polyester-free zone. None coming in, anything left being phased out. Lining is the tricky one.
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
No1Son is moving home

I going to have to move my Vinted sale items out of his wardrobe, and my pull-up bar from under his bed aren't I?
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Reposted
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
In memory of @wombat37.bsky.social
The butternut squash and chickpeas have landed.
a man in a plaid shirt is standing next to a river holding a large piece of wood
Alt: a man in a check shirt is standing next to a river holding a large piece of wood, and throwing it in the river.
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM