Matthew Rettino
@matthewrettino.bsky.social
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Posting about 110 stories in The Weird. 💀 #WeirdFictionChallenge. Poetry chapbook Pilgrimages 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 out now. Author in NewMyths.com, Lantern Magazine. Interviewer, blogger. Odyssey '16, Codex. He/him. 🇨🇦 📬 https://buttondown.com/MatthewRettino
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You can buy a copy of my book now!

I'll be selling copies at Can*Con too.

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Only thing I’d change would be to show Nic Cage waking up in the hospital again—and you’re unsure if Travolta really changed to his normal face…
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Watched it and for real, dang that movie was awesome.

Thought it was going to end in the church but the whole other seeming 10 minutes of explosion-filled boat chasing I did not regret seeing!
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Gonna watch Faceoff, that movie where Nic Cage and John Travolta star as forwards for the Canadiens and Maple Leafs and have to stop a terrorist attack at the Bell Centre.
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Gonna watch Faceoff, that movie where Nic Cage and John Travolta star as forwards for the Canadiens and Maple Leafs and have to stop a terrorist attack at the Bell Centre.
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Cozy evening bringing home author copies, drinking some bière Saint-Sacrament, and reading Moon of Crusted Snow As the autumn temperature drops.
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kateheartfield.com
One week! I just finished printing out some story chapbooks I'll be giving away at my kaffeeklatsch and signing. Premee and I have got our "Holy Shit, How Did We Get Here" plans sorted although we cannot promise we'll arrive at an answer to the question. Here's my schedule.
FRIDAY

5 pm Opening ceremonies. Marie Bilodeau, Brandon Crilly, Kate Heartfield, Stephen Kotowych, Premee Mohamed
6:30 Kaffeeklatsch with Kate Heartfield. Come chat with me about anything. Sign up!

SATURDAY

10 am New Fronts in World War Fiction. Kate Heartfield, Sylvain Neuvel, Liz WestbrookTrenholm, Evan May (m)
11:30 pm Signing Table. Kate Heartfield, Premee Mohamed, Y.M. Pang, A.D. Sui
5:30 pm Monstrous Retellings: Weaving Classics and the Supernatural. Kate Heartfield, Derek Newman-Stille, Deanna Valdez, Anuja Varghese (m)

SUNDAY
10 am East Block Irregulars party
Sunday 1 pm: Holy S***, How Did We Get Here? Author guests of honour Kate Heartfield and Premee Mohamed in conversation.

Ottawa, Oct. 17-19 2025
can-con.org/schedule
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onspecmag.bsky.social
With our new issue, we are making the sad announcement that this will be the final year for On Spec. See www.onspec.ca for details.
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cornellwriter.bsky.social
Something to keep in mind if you’re voting for the Hugos. Thanks for all the great reads @onspecmag.bsky.social.
hugobookclub.bsky.social
On Spec has long deserved recognition for best semiprozine at the Hugo Awards, but has never even made the ballot because it's Canadian and most Hugo voters are U.S.-based.

2026 will be your final opportunity to nominate an institution that has been an incubator for so much talent.
onspecmag.bsky.social
With our new issue, we are making the sad announcement that this will be the final year for On Spec. See www.onspec.ca for details.
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Sound on. Here I am at Phoenix Bookstore's Chimera Open Mic reading my latest horror flash story, "The Reindeer Game," out with Flash Phantoms!

Just in time for a spooky October!

www.flashphantoms.net/october
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ourmankoto.bsky.social
Submissions are OPEN for Year's Best Canadian Fantasy & Science Fiction: Volume Four (the best of 2025). Send me your SFF published in 2025, you crazy Canucks! Details on my site at the link below. DON'T SELF REJECT! You can't win if you don't play ;) Subs close Feb 28, 2026. Pls share WIDELY.
Year’s Best Canadian Fantasy and Science Fiction | Stephen Kotowych
kotowych.com
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matthewrettino.bsky.social
Analyze This and Analyze That are totally epic. De Niro and Crystal.
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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matthewrettino.bsky.social
His eyes are saying Bagel! Not doughnut!
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geoliminal.bsky.social
Q: what's a ghost's favorite branch of metaphysics?

A: Ooo!*

*Object-Oriented Ontology, commonly abbreviated as OOO, the pronunciation of which aloud as if it were a word and not an acronym would, roughly, sound like the wailing moan of a ghoul from a graveyard on a moonless night
matthewrettino.bsky.social
You can buy a copy of my book now!

I'll be selling copies at Can*Con too.

devongallant.wixsite.com/cactuspressp...
matthewrettino.bsky.social
Here's my Can*Con schedule again, with the date this time.

#poetry #montreal #ottawa #cancon
October 17–19 Matthew Rettino at Can*Con Saturday 10:00 Pilgrimages Book Signing, Sunday 11:30 One Ring to Bind Them: Writing Metaphors Sunday 14:30 Prophecies, Dreams, and Riddles: A Reading of Montreal Speculative Poetry
matthewrettino.bsky.social
If you feel like expressing frustrations on social media, might I recommend screaming into the void instead of posting about it.

Just type it in here. You can even just type "ahhhhh" and it'll make the sound.

screamintothevoid.com
SCREAM INTO THE VOID
SCREAM INTO THE VOID
screamintothevoid.com
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cultmtl.com
Every mayoral candidate in the upcoming municipal election should be focused on restoring some of Montreal’s affordability.

If you’re not prepared to fight for us, don’t expect us to vote for you.

An editorial by @taylornoakes.com.
The rent is too damn high, and the worst people imaginable are ruining Montreal
When it comes to the housing crisis, Montreal needs to address predatory speculators, negligent property owners keeping the rent too high.
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matthewrettino.bsky.social
Indra Das's The Devourers as a smell-o-book would be an intense experience.
emilyhughes.bsky.social
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: 
Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's	  	
In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."