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Matti Price (he/him)
@matti.town
like flavour town, but the only flavour is me

Don’t let Icelina have the keys to the jet

#FreePalestine
Not in my name

Forced Birth Extremism Kills Women
BLM
Trans Rights are Human Rights
We’ll get through this

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Since people are introducing themselves:

Hi! I’m Matti. I spent 15 years in the podcast space, and stopped as soon as there was any money in it. I’m a customer service professional but mostly post about culture, politics and the business of show.
Boursin for creaminess, Gruyere for nuttiness, sharp cheddar, and some blue for umami. I also give the sauce a couple tablespoons of Dijon
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Also a Mac and cheese
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Pocketbooks are the new VHSs aren’t they
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Age verification? After I finished them i used to scratch the popsicle sticks on the pavement to whittle them into little pointy swords
Age verification? When I got my Hotmail account, which I still use, my password had 4 characters. (And when they later updated it to a minimum of 8 I simply repeated those 4 characters)
Age verification? I met a girlfriend after she first contacted me on MySpace.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Post a banger not in English

MRS GREEN APPLE

youtu.be/wfCcs0vLysk?...
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ring cameras are ACAB
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
You think that baked potato has sour cream? FOOL its kefir
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I mean sure because a jackass already owns it
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I honestly think they made a conscious decision to let each performer do their own “take” as opposed to being slavishly accurate and I continue to maintain that that is a massive mistake that absolutely takes me out of the reality of the performance
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It has never ever been so since Jim died
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Too dumb to be frantic she was completely her normal self!
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I mean it HAS to be a fluke. It was very windy and I figure it must have come tumbling off a roof at the exact right speed/attitude. No footprints outside the window. Real locked door mystery
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Only the dog so really lucky she didn’t hurt herself on the glass
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Bought these ridiculous pears and holy COW they are good
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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This is apparently on the wall at Team Canada’s workout room.

Big fan of this. (Alt text for easier reading.)
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Photographic evidence of the intruding projectile. Wife for scale.
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Sean from Hot Ones
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I could probably reel off 3 seasons worth of hosts just off the top of the dome. It’s a dream gig that can accommodate almost any type of talent!
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
John Goodman
Tom Hanks
Puddles Pity Party
They Might Be Giants
Bridget Everett
Rhea Seahorn
Idris Elba
Adam Scott
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Jason Statham
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Yeah cardboard. It’s fine, it’s at the side of the house so no one can see it from the street
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Came home to a smashed in window in the dining room. Glass everywhere, and a GIANT piece of ice on the floor. Must weigh 20 pounds. No idea where it came from it’s shaped like the cornice of a building
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Jesus Christ it was good. I’m making another one this weekend
Honest to god double kimmel sourdough rye! Now to get to Sumilicious and grab a few pounds of smoked meat.

Next up real pumpernickel rye, and then maybe even a marble loaf.

Adventures in sourdough continue apace!
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’m hearing that Trump did a whoopsie
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The BEST, right up there with Eric Blore, Frank Morgan and Reginald Owen
Roscoe Karns (September 7, 1891 – February 6, 1970)
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Honest to god double kimmel sourdough rye! Now to get to Sumilicious and grab a few pounds of smoked meat.

Next up real pumpernickel rye, and then maybe even a marble loaf.

Adventures in sourdough continue apace!
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM