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*old man leans forward* That's no Star of Bethlehem
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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There have been 62 murders in DC in the past six months, including two dozen since Trump seized control of the city's policing. I found the names of 21 of the victims, killed since Trump's takeover, he ignores when he tells this lie: www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tom Hanks branded push up bras called Bosom Buddies
Tom Hanks branded ready to heat dinners called Mealadelphia
Tom Hanks branded pastries called Lieutenant Danishes
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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They were at J6 and will now be working for DHS
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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She runs through the night as if nobody cares
She screams and she cries and ignores all the stares
She wants me to come, but I'm never going there
The goldheart mountaintop queen directory
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Not now, Keyser Soze
More than 180 firefighters were battling a blaze on a cargo ship docked at the Port of Los Angeles early Saturday as the authorities urged people nearby to shelter in place because of hazardous smoke.
Cargo Ship Fire in L.A. Threatens City With Hazardous Smoke
People near the Port of Los Angeles were told to stay indoors and close their windows as firefighters battled the blaze overnight.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kid on the subway just eating an entire Cinnamon Toast Crunch box right from the package like it's doritos
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Stephen Miller: "I told you to take the mayor's staff!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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This is the most 2025 story you can imagine.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Where is the lie
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cursed timeline
The owner of the Three Mile Island nuclear plant has been awarded a $1 billion federal loan guarantee, enabling it to shift onto taxpayers some of the risk of its plan to restart the facility and sell the electricity to Microsoft for its data centers.
Trump officials give $1 billion loan to restart Three Mile Island
The plan to reopen Three Mile Island to supply Microsoft with power wins a federal loan guarantee, shifting onto taxpayers some of the risk.
wapo.st
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ben, respectfully: eat shit, fucko
Ben Mulroney says there’s a “permission structure on the left to do and say some pretty abhorrent things that simply does not exist on the right.” 🙃🙃🙃
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Every day Cheryl Hines wakes up and eats another bowl of shit and asks for more instead of burning this guy. Because you KNOW she knows where all the bodies are buried. Mostly in Central Park or in that large semi truck freezer on their property, but you get the point
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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What do you think it sounds like when he breathes really heavy into the phone? My guess is two pugs in a battle to the death
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok, you jerks are making me root for the clergy for crying out loud
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Devastating news out of Hamilton. Crossing guards are on the front lines in the fight for safe streets. That job is truly terrifying. Distracted to contemptuous drivers, the full range of road violence on display all day, just so we can cross the street safely...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
52-year-old crossing guard dead after being hit by dump truck in Hamilton
Hamilton police are investigating after a 52-year-old crossing guard was struck and killed by a truck at the intersection of Mohawk Road and Upper Wentworth Street.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM