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andrewencer.bsky.social
Onion or plain bagel from Utopia, plain cream cheese, lox, not toasted
erinbiba.bsky.social
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
erinbiba.bsky.social
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
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atrupar.com
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
andrewencer.bsky.social
I mean, it depends what you mean by dignity
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brucearthur.bsky.social
Good TV
cjzero.bsky.social
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
andrewencer.bsky.social
Respect to the Jays for swearing like fuckin hockey players
bluejayhunter.com
Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.
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bluejayhunter.com
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
andrewencer.bsky.social
We don't care because no one likes Drake
andrewencer.bsky.social
In that montage, I was happy to see Kirk stop to thank the ump. No matter how you feel about the calls, you always thank the ump.
andrewencer.bsky.social
Every Jays generation needs an Ernie. 80s had Whitt, recently we had Edwin, now Clement
andrewencer.bsky.social
Sideways rally cap now
andrewencer.bsky.social
Mofo behind home plate at Yankee Stadium wearing a goddamn Marlins jersey lol
andrewencer.bsky.social
The Leafs last won the Stanley Cup 3 1/2 weeks before the Beatles released Sgt Pepper
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Dems can just clip the "we took the freedom of speech away" and make an ad
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
goddamn, these people are racist
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat
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Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
The french call of the Vlad Guerrero Jr grand slam is absolutely electric
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sandy.meangirls.online
the dmv REFUSED to write charlie kirk on my drivers license because it’s “not my legal name” smdh wokeness must be stopped
andrewencer.bsky.social
What the fuck is this
washingtonpost.com
Column: It feels like we’ve gone from Roosevelts and Eisenhowers to Bushes, Obamas and Bidens.

Since 10-character Eisenhower tied Washington’s record, we haven’t had a single president with more than seven characters in their surname.
Column | Presidents’ names are getting shorter. Why?
We’ve gone from Roosevelts and Eisenhowers to Bushes, Obamas and Trumps. What gives?
www.washingtonpost.com
andrewencer.bsky.social
And then we got you one!
Jeremy at dinner in Copenhagen with a Danish flag on the table
andrewencer.bsky.social
You Won't See Me, by the Beatles
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derek.bike
just got arrested for passing out bottles of water to the people who are line to ratio the Bluesky CEO