Matt from Earth
@mattwilli.bsky.social
“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”
- Bullet Tooth Tony
- Bullet Tooth Tony
Pinned
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If Trump should die before I wake
I pray for Mimosas to celebrate
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If Trump should die before I wake
I pray for Mimosas to celebrate
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When did ideas like “Universal Healthcare“ become a scarier proposition to voters than “Child Sex Trafficking Ring of Wealthy Elites” in this country?
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 AM
When did ideas like “Universal Healthcare“ become a scarier proposition to voters than “Child Sex Trafficking Ring of Wealthy Elites” in this country?
I was laying in bed and had the horrible realization that I haven’t starred in anything truly notable in my career. Then I had another realization that I’m not an actor, which I don’t know if I feel better or worse about.
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I was laying in bed and had the horrible realization that I haven’t starred in anything truly notable in my career. Then I had another realization that I’m not an actor, which I don’t know if I feel better or worse about.
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I’m so over the best people, the brightest lights, leaving this Earth too soon, while the most evil among us seemingly live forever, drinking from their goblets on their vile thrones.
Anyway, enjoy a lovely moment of Catherine O’Hara & Paul Reubens at the Hollywood Bowl, via @midnight_hags IG
Anyway, enjoy a lovely moment of Catherine O’Hara & Paul Reubens at the Hollywood Bowl, via @midnight_hags IG
January 31, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I’m so over the best people, the brightest lights, leaving this Earth too soon, while the most evil among us seemingly live forever, drinking from their goblets on their vile thrones.
Anyway, enjoy a lovely moment of Catherine O’Hara & Paul Reubens at the Hollywood Bowl, via @midnight_hags IG
Anyway, enjoy a lovely moment of Catherine O’Hara & Paul Reubens at the Hollywood Bowl, via @midnight_hags IG
Both Home Alone parents passed away at 71 years old, way too early. Thanks for the laughs Catherine O'Hara and John Heard.
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Both Home Alone parents passed away at 71 years old, way too early. Thanks for the laughs Catherine O'Hara and John Heard.
Congrats to Trump’s new Fed Chair pick Kid Rock.
His qualifications include the lyrics:
“I'm a porno flick
I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's
After I rock this place.”
His qualifications include the lyrics:
“I'm a porno flick
I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's
After I rock this place.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Congrats to Trump’s new Fed Chair pick Kid Rock.
His qualifications include the lyrics:
“I'm a porno flick
I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's
After I rock this place.”
His qualifications include the lyrics:
“I'm a porno flick
I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's
After I rock this place.”
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 29, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
Did you get more beautiful, because you look amazing today!
Happy thursday to those who celebrate.
Happy thursday to those who celebrate.
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Did you get more beautiful, because you look amazing today!
Happy thursday to those who celebrate.
Happy thursday to those who celebrate.
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Go Seahawks!!!
In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Go Seahawks!!!
Other words that you can make with MELANIA in no particular order
ANIMAL
ANEMIA
MANIA
MEAN
MENIAL
LAME
LAMIA (a child-devouring demon in Greek mythology, often depicted as a woman with a serpent's lower body)
LEAN
LEMAN (an illicit lover, especially a mistress)
ALIEN
ANAL
LIE
ANIMAL
ANEMIA
MANIA
MEAN
MENIAL
LAME
LAMIA (a child-devouring demon in Greek mythology, often depicted as a woman with a serpent's lower body)
LEAN
LEMAN (an illicit lover, especially a mistress)
ALIEN
ANAL
LIE
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Other words that you can make with MELANIA in no particular order
ANIMAL
ANEMIA
MANIA
MEAN
MENIAL
LAME
LAMIA (a child-devouring demon in Greek mythology, often depicted as a woman with a serpent's lower body)
LEAN
LEMAN (an illicit lover, especially a mistress)
ALIEN
ANAL
LIE
ANIMAL
ANEMIA
MANIA
MEAN
MENIAL
LAME
LAMIA (a child-devouring demon in Greek mythology, often depicted as a woman with a serpent's lower body)
LEAN
LEMAN (an illicit lover, especially a mistress)
ALIEN
ANAL
LIE
my favorite part of the melania movie is when she shows up at the mansion to deliver a telegram
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
my favorite part of the melania movie is when she shows up at the mansion to deliver a telegram
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
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Because the entire wh press corps does not have the courage that alex pretti had in his little toe.
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Because the entire wh press corps does not have the courage that alex pretti had in his little toe.
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I asked ChatGPT to show me what Karoline Leavitt’s baby might look like and got weird results.
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I asked ChatGPT to show me what Karoline Leavitt’s baby might look like and got weird results.
I think the best way to get rid of Stephen Miller is to legally change his name to Mr. Epstein Files.
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I think the best way to get rid of Stephen Miller is to legally change his name to Mr. Epstein Files.
@nbcnews.com
Get Chad Wolf the fuck out of here. WTF are you even doing?
Get Chad Wolf the fuck out of here. WTF are you even doing?
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
@nbcnews.com
Get Chad Wolf the fuck out of here. WTF are you even doing?
Get Chad Wolf the fuck out of here. WTF are you even doing?
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The “vanilla Sprite” option on these Coke mix machines is just to weed out the sociopaths. You’re going on a list.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The “vanilla Sprite” option on these Coke mix machines is just to weed out the sociopaths. You’re going on a list.
Post a female character you love
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Post a female character you love
This article is using a picture of Bruce Willis that appears to be AI and I think that’s gross.
I‘m guessing it was easier to type in “Bruce Willis old” into ChatGPT than actually finding a photo they could use.
He already has front temporal dementia, he doesn’t need you rapid aging him as well.
I‘m guessing it was easier to type in “Bruce Willis old” into ChatGPT than actually finding a photo they could use.
He already has front temporal dementia, he doesn’t need you rapid aging him as well.
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This article is using a picture of Bruce Willis that appears to be AI and I think that’s gross.
I‘m guessing it was easier to type in “Bruce Willis old” into ChatGPT than actually finding a photo they could use.
He already has front temporal dementia, he doesn’t need you rapid aging him as well.
I‘m guessing it was easier to type in “Bruce Willis old” into ChatGPT than actually finding a photo they could use.
He already has front temporal dementia, he doesn’t need you rapid aging him as well.
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WHO removing Us Flag
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
WHO removing Us Flag
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Why does that brown shirt in the photo look like Elon Musk?
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Why does that brown shirt in the photo look like Elon Musk?