I’m not here right now
@mattwilli.bsky.social
I’m half as clever as I think I am, but twice as clever as I look.
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Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
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Sadly, our Bert is still missing. We distributed more flyers and looked in more areas, but so far there has been no sighting of him anywhere.
I’m sorry I haven’t participated in any of the challenges, my heart just isn’t in it right now.
To all who have commented, thank you for your kind words.
I’m sorry I haven’t participated in any of the challenges, my heart just isn’t in it right now.
To all who have commented, thank you for your kind words.
Our Bert wandered off two days ago and we haven’t been able to find him. We are devastated. We searched everywhere; over 200 flyers distributed, shelters and police called, a friend posted it on fb in 13 local groups, to no avail. Please send good thoughts for Bert’s return. We miss him so much💔🐾🐾💔
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Sadly, our Bert is still missing. We distributed more flyers and looked in more areas, but so far there has been no sighting of him anywhere.
I’m sorry I haven’t participated in any of the challenges, my heart just isn’t in it right now.
To all who have commented, thank you for your kind words.
I’m sorry I haven’t participated in any of the challenges, my heart just isn’t in it right now.
To all who have commented, thank you for your kind words.
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The same people who spent yesterday, and the past five years, insisting a Black police officer who shot an insurrectionist breaking into the Capitol should be prosecuted are today bending over backwards to defend an ICE agent who shot a woman in her car in cold blood.
Scum.
Scum.
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The same people who spent yesterday, and the past five years, insisting a Black police officer who shot an insurrectionist breaking into the Capitol should be prosecuted are today bending over backwards to defend an ICE agent who shot a woman in her car in cold blood.
Scum.
Scum.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
Calls for “leave us alone” are not enough. We should be hunting them and they should be afraid.
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Calls for “leave us alone” are not enough. We should be hunting them and they should be afraid.
New trailer just dropped
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
New trailer just dropped
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Yeah, it was straight-up murder.
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Yeah, it was straight-up murder.
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and a threat to the democracy of the United States of America.
He needs to be impeached and arrested.
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization and all participants need to be prosecuted as such.
He needs to be impeached and arrested.
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization and all participants need to be prosecuted as such.
January 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and a threat to the democracy of the United States of America.
He needs to be impeached and arrested.
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization and all participants need to be prosecuted as such.
He needs to be impeached and arrested.
ICE is a domestic terrorist organization and all participants need to be prosecuted as such.
In an alternate universe, Venezuela kidnapped the crooked and corrupt dictator Donald Trump and the world celebrated his imprisonment.
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
In an alternate universe, Venezuela kidnapped the crooked and corrupt dictator Donald Trump and the world celebrated his imprisonment.
Two wild and crazy guys! #DictatorDance
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Two wild and crazy guys! #DictatorDance
Are we sure this isn’t JD Vance’s illegitimate son?
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Are we sure this isn’t JD Vance’s illegitimate son?
Show me an American who justifies this attack on Venezuela and I’ll show you a traitor to this country.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Show me an American who justifies this attack on Venezuela and I’ll show you a traitor to this country.
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It looks like no major U.S. news outlet, aside from @cbsnews.com has gotten official word from the administration that Trump authorized the strikes on Caracas.
So, I guess CBS News really is state media now?
So, I guess CBS News really is state media now?
BREAKING: Explosions hit the Venezuelan capital of Caracas, with the Venezuelan government saying they are U.S. strikes. Follow live updates.
Live updates: Explosions reported around Venezuela's capital
Follow live updates as a series of explosions are heard around Venezuela's capital after a military buildup in the Caribbean, tanker seizures, and Trump pressing President Nicolás Maduro to step down.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
It looks like no major U.S. news outlet, aside from @cbsnews.com has gotten official word from the administration that Trump authorized the strikes on Caracas.
So, I guess CBS News really is state media now?
So, I guess CBS News really is state media now?
Great start to the new year!
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Great start to the new year!
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
Goodbye 2025, hello 2026!
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Goodbye 2025, hello 2026!
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Curt Cignetti Emotion Chart
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Curt Cignetti Emotion Chart
Found the song that Apple is using in the iwatch commercial with the bed chasing the guy and while I absolutely despise the commercial, the whole song is pretty awesome.
Young Franco, General Levy, Tommy Villiers - Give Thanks, Give Praise (Official Video)
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January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Found the song that Apple is using in the iwatch commercial with the bed chasing the guy and while I absolutely despise the commercial, the whole song is pretty awesome.
Is Alabama aware they are in a playoff game right now?
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Is Alabama aware they are in a playoff game right now?
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
Why does the dictionary example have to sound like a sign of the apocalypse? 🙄
adjective
1.
(of the air or weather) hot and humid.
"the sultry late summer weather had brought swarms of insects"
adjective
1.
(of the air or weather) hot and humid.
"the sultry late summer weather had brought swarms of insects"
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Why does the dictionary example have to sound like a sign of the apocalypse? 🙄
adjective
1.
(of the air or weather) hot and humid.
"the sultry late summer weather had brought swarms of insects"
adjective
1.
(of the air or weather) hot and humid.
"the sultry late summer weather had brought swarms of insects"
Praying I wake up in the morning and Trump doesn’t.
Would make a great start to the new year. 🙏
Would make a great start to the new year. 🙏
a happy new year greeting with a clock and balloons
ALT: a happy new year greeting with a clock and balloons
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January 1, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Praying I wake up in the morning and Trump doesn’t.
Would make a great start to the new year. 🙏
Would make a great start to the new year. 🙏