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Hounds of the Matskervilles
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I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists

I do nothing but promote it well

He/him, ace
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If you're on threads at all, the sticker maker crashout has been a god damn saga.

If you're not... It's still a saga but not worth looking into.
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
👢 👅
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I can't believe we had the privilege of watching two Kirks get sawed off to end things this year
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Instant classic of s game, holy hell. It had everything and Springer not getting a ring is absolutely fantastic
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Going out tonight in my mariners gear and telling everyone my costume is Congress because I can't get the job done
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Going out tonight in my mariners gear and telling everyone my costume is Congress because I can't get the job done
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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> Certain something

NEW PROM???
As a US fan, anything streaming is CHOICE.

Will see you in Seattle regardless (please play Night Mail?) and hopefully SF if timing is right for me to travel for my tickets.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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🍂🎃
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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pdx peeps! if you are losing your snap benefits, there's a non-profit coffee shop called heretic coffee that'll get you a free breakfast if you're losing your snap benefits starting on the first, "no proof needed, no questions asked"
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October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
So I hate the doyers? Obviously. Do I hate Springer? More than most anyone. Did Will Klein make me a doyers fan for this series? I fear yes.

Former Mariner. Leftist. MVP tonight. That sweatshirt 🥵.

Boss bitch shit
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Why do him so dirty 😭
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Followed instantly by the new Folgers sequel of a brother asking chatGPT on how AI slop can help him get sloppy from his sister
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Every MLB ad break is like:

Ever have itches? Bigdizo, for itches you wont scratch for some reason.

Bigdizo side effects include diarrhea, constipation, constipation that switches to diarrhea the minute you can't get to a bathroom, death, and itchiness.

Bigdizo: for people too lazy to scratch
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Got me tearing up at near 5am

This team, man. Holy shit
These guys. 🥹

Let's go! 🔱

#GOMS
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
ONE WIN DOWN LETS FUCCIN GOOOOOOOO
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Every MLB ad break is like:

Ever have itches? Bigdizo, for itches you wont scratch for some reason.

Bigdizo side effects include diarrhea, constipation, constipation that switches to diarrhea the minute you can't get to a bathroom, death, and itchiness.

Bigdizo: for people too lazy to scratch
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This Yankees game is HILARIOUS
October 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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It's a point of fact that in every discord, no matter the size, there will become a moment where the community decides, unprompted, that it is someone's birthday every day, for months on end.
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It's a point of fact that in every discord, no matter the size, there will become a moment where the community decides, unprompted, that it is someone's birthday every day, for months on end.
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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The people need to see this
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The people need to see this
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
CAL FUCKING RALEIGH WITH SIXTY
September 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM