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I got two amazing dogs. They're terrorists

I do nothing but promote it well

He/him, ace
discord: pepperdrop
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This has been so much more wildly successful for fifi than I ever expected. Dude is gonna be in the hall rightfully in a few years and that makes me so happy.
Net gained/lost votes through 129 ballots (~30.4% of the vote):

Félix +28
Pettitte +17
Utley +13
Pedroia +12
Abreu +10
Andruw +9
A-Rod +8
Rollins +8
Wright +8
Beltrán +7
Buehrle +7
Manny +5
K-Rod +5
Vizquel +1
Hunter +1

tracker.fyi
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I don't wanna brag or nothing but my tummy and knees hurt so I left the celebrations and climbed into bed.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Why does Carson Beck look like Toy Story Sid and Ice Age Sid had a baby

Sid Squared ass motherfucker
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Well fuck. Dad just said something beyond the pale and I gotta decide whether I should cut him out altogether now. This sucks. Who the hell thinks it's acceptable to just think let alone openly say that you hate Steve Kornacki
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ball x Pit is the most addicting game where I don't even particularly like it. It's not crazy good game play, there's no depth. Multiple characters are aggravating as hell to play.

But I can't put it down.
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Wanted to see this and yup, bounced right off his noggin
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I miss @babygrotesque.bsky.social and I'm gonna say it out loud
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The funniest part of this is DK punching a fan. The second funniest part is seeing jabronis defend him on here LOL
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dude needs AI to figure the answer is him
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A dude on Seattle U just lost his shoe. Instead of ditching it or throwing it aside, he picked it up, ran down the court holding it, and then attempted to block a shot with it.

He got a technical for it but damn if it wasn't hilarious.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That was maybe the stupidest football game ever, but I won $600 after at a bar so that counts as a double win.
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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>undisputed

The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
Dr. Mehmet Oz’s ability to reach an audience is undisputed.

But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
What happened when Dr. Oz took charge of a wonky health agency
The former TV doctor running the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, Washington’s wonky health agency, has garnered positive reviews — even from some Democrats.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
>undisputed

The dude literally lost a senate race off the back of being out of touch. His crudite shopping reached no one. He had no affability buying 10lbs of carrots. Be for real on passing this shit off as fact.
Dr. Mehmet Oz’s ability to reach an audience is undisputed.

But he now faces a test of whether showmanship and affability can win over public support as he guides major Medicaid changes and oversees soaring costs of Affordable Care Act plans.
What happened when Dr. Oz took charge of a wonky health agency
The former TV doctor running the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, Washington’s wonky health agency, has garnered positive reviews — even from some Democrats.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Incredible news. The model now shows a 4am crest for the skagit river of "only" 38' instead of the prior 42.3' (the flood wall only stops up to 41'). Still so much damage that will come of this, but this is better than feared.
Skagit River near Mt Vernon
water.noaa.gov
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Live updates from downtown Mount Vernon flooding
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Skagit county is in deep shit with major flooding. Going to be a scary next day. I don't have to evac but a bunch of people I know are.
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Starting a vegetarian Mediterranean restaurant.

Calling it Never Meat Your Gyros
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAU AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

this is a Seahawks post
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fulnecky? Did her family change their name as a memorial to Charlie Kirk?
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's creek o'clock folks
The internet is so funny in its random wholesomeness. A sports discord has a role called Creek Watch and every winter people post frozen creeks and then it gets pinged and everyone is like "hell yeah, I love creeks."

That's it. That's the role.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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FOUR DAYS LEFT TO PREORDER! ✨🖤🌿
this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness

nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)

🔗 ⬇️
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Thank you for the lovely donation - if we can get to 45% I'll update the graphic.

Hey. I'm hesitant to use people's names but Yilin Wang, Bogi Takács, Somto Ihezue, Malka Older, Zig Zag Claybourne, Indrapramit Das - many others (!) have encouraged people to support.

Who can start a rally? 💚
Also, sorry, one graphic has a higher %. I'm a bit worn thin. This one is accurate.

I've seen literary communities raise $2820 in an hour. Frequently. I know there are a lot of fundraisers, but we've been at this *8 months* for a Black woman owned small press; can we get a rally and close this up?
Support African Translation Project
African Translation Project / Need to complete funding for Shona → English translation / still needed: $2820, 44% / isiZulu translation is now funded / Kiswahili translation is currently off the table...
ko-fi.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I burnt my finger cooking and I have a huge blister now. I really want to pop it but that seems like a bad idea. But damn it hurts.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
NAYLOR! TODAY IS AMAZING!
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM