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Mauser Frau

@mauserfrau.bsky.social

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Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark .

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · Jun 24

Every day is AMA here. Have you seen the shit I post without prompting?

Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 9h

I want to live in a world where no one knows who Pablo Picasso was. What an ass.

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☠️💉DramaticDino💉☠️ @dramaticdino.bsky.social · 1d

エンザン enzn
Might be cold outside, but your body's always warm.

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Ranylt Richildis @ranylt.bsky.social · 3d

So long as there is an internet and breath in my body, those stories will be there indeed. ❤️

Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 3d

For people who love weird short stories—Did you know the incredible Lackington's archive is still online? You should read it now while we still have an internet lackingtons.com

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 3d

Me: I am too old to be this delulu about #kainess

Also Me: Did I just fucking say 'delulu'?

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lou 🦋⚙️ @eatingseaweed.bsky.social · 5d

the secret to fandom is accepting the fact that you can view fictional characters as complex and nuanced and thoroughly enjoy the themes baked into the show
AND ALSO
imagine them bouncing on it crazy style in whatever way your peenor decides would look hot

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · Oct 30

This is your annual reminder that in 2005 I saw Bobby "Boris" Pickett live when he was a surprise guest at a Rocket From The Crypt show. He sang one song ("Monster Mash") and prefaced it by saying, "Elvis said this song was the stupidest thing he ever heard, but he died on the toilet, so fuck him!"

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Kuudere King @glitzkrieg.bsky.social · 7d

Alexis Ness Hanahaki.

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Kaikai @kaiyoukara.bsky.social · 7d

My Magnum Opus
#bllk

Pencil illustration of Bastard München's Erik, Benedikt and Theo in the style of the nuigurumi plushies

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 7d

I love them so much!!

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 9d

That's how it is sometimes!

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10d

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 10d

it’s time

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover:

INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD
"Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH

Book title and copy read:

SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND

AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON

BY HERMAN FILTH

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 10d

I learned something today and I love it. Thank you!

Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 10d

It's so cute! What is it? I 💖!

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fowlie👁👁 @whotookfowlie.bsky.social · 11d

me when i hear about The Discourse

The Ctrl Alt Del meme "you hear about video games?" But it's "the discourse"

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 10d

As someone who can say he's grown on her over the years? I 1,000% support talking shit about the Worst Boyfriend Ever. It doesn't matter who you ship him with. Hell, ship him with a clone so they can both be the worst XD.

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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 11d

Sept. 30 Oct. 1

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 11d

ITT: you realize the ship song your picked for one of your BlueLock ships is anachronistic.

But-- felt the pulse of your heart in the shadows.

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Arlowa🦌 @arlowa.bsky.social · 12d

Sorry, but I'm losing my mind about censorship.

Sex work is work.
Fiction is not real.
Consuming fiction does not equate endorsement of any real acts.

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Kaikai @kaiyoukara.bsky.social · 12d

When I have school, on my way home we pass by the place where we took this photo, and I'm happy every time 🌹
#bluelock

Photo of my necromancer Ness cosplay with red roses taken after a convention in summer

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Smorey 🍫 @smoreyowl.bsky.social · Sep 5

Stop empowering Puritanism.

Batman breaks a rifle into pieces with his hands. Text saying “KINKSHAMING” hovers over the rifle.

He says, “THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it.”

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 12d

I believe in you!!

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Ryu || comms open @ryuichirou.bsky.social · 13d

yes

sdcr, shidou ryusei, charles chevalier, blue lock

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Kaikai @kaiyoukara.bsky.social · 15d

First day story finished! What if I have another idea for a prompt from the same day tho aaaaah

#ficwip @ficwip.bsky.social · 29d

🚢 The 2025 Prompt List! Create any type of fanworks inspired by one or more prompts. They are open to your interpretation! Use them individually or combine them. #allshipsweek

Monday - October 20

⚓ fairytale or Hallmark AU

⚓ a grudge / a rumor

⚓ ambiguous relationship

🗨️ “What am I supposed to do with this?”

Tuesday - October 21

⚓ tweak a trope (e.g. meet cute → meet ugly)

⚓ star-crossed

⚓ literally just sleeping together 😴

🗨️ “I miss you.”

Wednesday - October 22

⚓ role reversal AU

⚓ a cruise / boat / spaceship

⚓ assembling furniture together (or similar task)

🗨️ “That’s ridiculous.”

Thursday - October 23

⚓ niche retail job AU

⚓ a supernatural element

⚓ mistaken identity

🗨️ “I’ve never seen you before in my life.”

Friday - October 24

⚓ inspired by a song lyric

⚓ a mysterious scream

⚓ caught in a weather event (or cave in)

🗨️ “It’s always been you.”

Saturday - October 25

⚓ journey / road trip

⚓ a lost message

⚓ the second meeting

🗨️ “I should go.”

Sunday - October 26

⚓ Free day! Anything goes, all of your favorite tropes, every situation you can imagine

⚓ Bonus: Finish any unfinished WIP

⚓ Bonus: Inspired by a reddit post — or a post from bluesky, the hellsite (affectionate), etc.

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☠️💉DramaticDino💉☠️ @dramaticdino.bsky.social · 15d

enzn, good boy 💛

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