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Mauser Frau
@mauserfrau.bsky.social
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Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark | Icon by CabbageSlayyer @ Tweeter
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · Jun 24
Every day is AMA here. Have you seen the shit I post without prompting?
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inory000.bsky.social
ブルスカ始めてみます
メリークリスマス🎄🎂
#ミヒャエル・カイザー #ブルーロック #イラスト
ご依頼です、無断使用しないでください
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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bonhibon.bsky.social
「安心して、彼は僕が救うから。」
kis＆ns
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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atc-raven.bsky.social
🌹🪄 #kainesskaiweek25 Day 5: Soulmate AU
#kins #kainess #nski
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December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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nemophilalab.bsky.social
he's such a little freak. to me

#tabiori #krho #art
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
mauserfrau.bsky.social
@kainesskai-week.bsky.social
I remembered it's WIP Wednesday for once! [sample contains Kaiser scars]
“Were you smoking?” Ness asked, puzzled. Some kind of smoke was definitely lingering around the apartment. It wasn’t any smoke he knew was the thing. He hadn’t really thought Kaiser would be into weed. If this was weed smoke. He’d grown up in a pretty straight-laced part of Hamburg and he couldn’t have said with certainty what weed smelled like besides “bad, but also good”. This was sweet and floral. Kaiser continued to glare at him from over the back of the couch. “Take your shoes off,” he said and finally turned away. That’s right. They were doing the Japanese thing. Shoes stayed by the door. Ness’s were snowy anyway. He undid the laces on his boots and mopped up the melt water. His stocking feet skidded on the bare floor and he ended up swinging into their lonely armchair to peel off his socks. “You didn’t answer my question,” he mentioned. “No, Ness.” Kaiser didn’t even look up from his book to say it. “Then what’s that smell?” “The neighbors making something weird for dinner? I don’t know.” It was pretty late for supper, especially something heavy and perfumed. Ali sometimes ate meals with his family over Zoom at odd hours. Besides, this smelled decidedly burnt. Ness could already tell he wasn’t getting anywhere with Kaiser about it that night. “Alright,” he said and leaned back, staring at the crystal and brass ceiling lamp that felt like it belonged anywhere besides the apartment block where Bastard München housed their not quite 18s with a barely there curfew and room checks that consisted of “yes, that is definitely a room”. After a moment and another sniff, he checked his phone. And sighed. “Why’s Mom calling me again?” “I’m reading,” Kaiser snapped. But Kaiser read Nietzsche on the team bus. Ness privately thought that was a little much, but he gave Kaiser space. One, it wasn’t worth arguing about after 10PM— he’d barely made that barely there curfew —and two, Kaiser’s body. He was littered with old wounds. Well, Ness was too, but his were from adventuring unsupervised. Kaiser’s, he could only imagine. Imagining hurt his heart. There that was two things getting him down. He resolved to text his mother for the time being and to not think about the constellation of cigarette burns Michael Kaiser wore under his heart. They looked like Auriga in the showers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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ellipsus.com
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
A rainbow-colored shield against a white background, emblazoned with an em dash on its center. A ribbon runs along the bottom reading "Defend the Em Dash". A rainbow-colored shield against a rainbow background, emblazoned with an em dash on its center. A ribbon runs along the bottom reading "Defend the Em Dash".
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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pashion.bsky.social
Your childlike wonder is killing the vibe bro
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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dramaticdino.bsky.social
misc. enzn 2 electric boogaloo
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
mauserfrau.bsky.social
So I'm explaining Goth Dancing to my Uyghur coworker and...

...do I really need to elaborate? 🐦‍⬛
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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alexdecampi.bsky.social
Alas, it was not
Drawing of a young man in nothing but his pants climbing into a human-shaped hole in a rock and saying to a crowd “It was made for me! this is my hole!”. It’s a panel from the short story The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
mauserfrau.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

DOES THIS PIGFUCKER HAVE A THOUGHT IN HIS HEAD LOLOLOLOL
some sort of mamal with no brain only incel thoughts
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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poparena.bsky.social
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the 7th episode of Dirty Pair, "愛こそすべて命賭けます逃避行!!" or "Love Is Everything, Betting Their Lives on Elopement", one of the most overtly trans-positive episodes of anime of its era. This was the future they predicted for us in 1985. We can still get there.
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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dramaticdino.bsky.social
enzn, not a bad way to have your first drink
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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tweet made on november 13th 2019 by user antiquecipher Leave comments on fanfic like you're drunk in the ladies room of the club.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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dramaticdino.bsky.social
enzn, hey can you fucking lock in
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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dramaticdino.bsky.social
misc. enzn
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
mauserfrau.bsky.social
My IRL Friends: so what is going on in that thing you fanfic for???

Me, a Blue Lock fan: Fucked if I know.

Them: /probably thinking I write House of Leaves fic or someshit
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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dramaticdino.bsky.social
sometimes you just gotta be horny on main for a hot minute
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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zuckerstuckchen.bsky.social
Huh? On my what? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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💬 99  🔁 47553  ❤️ 56120 · I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, beje…
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November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM