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Pooge
@maute.us
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The Pooge of the Doodles
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chibi-verse.lgbt
I hate myself for this.
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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sundaedivine.lol
Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.
June 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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jakesteinberg.substack.com
the Nintendo Switch 2 price sucks
April 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
maute.us
Thinking about the time at a sleepover, my friend and I were gonna say up the whole night. She saw me as a pro and asked what tricks we could do to stay up. I proceeded to list the perfect advice to get sleepy. I genuinely confused the advice from one for the other.

I've never fallen asleep faster.
February 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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maeveynot.bsky.social
currently
four-panel coffee of a simple cartoon person (bangs, arms only appear when part of the actuon) - “i feel terrible” - [mug of coffee appears] <- coffee - *sips* - [vibrating lines emanating from them] “now i feel terrible and fast”
January 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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scalzi.com
Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there
Smudge, from below, looking down.
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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alectodraw.bsky.social
Seriously tho someone hire me please
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
maute.us
I feel like Amazon groomed us cause tell me why I had drill bits in my cart when I had a perfectly good Home Depot gift card I could use for it. 🤡

I also realize that there is definitely a better quality of stuff for the same prices that amazon provided, so why tf are we even playing this game?
January 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
doin' real great over at that search engine place

query was "phrases like butter my biscuits"
Google's AI overview from the search "phrases like butter my biscuits" Here are some similar sayings to "butter my biscuit": Peanut butter and jelly: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Salt and pepper: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Milk and cookies: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together Slap my ass and call me Charlie: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" Well sit on my face and call me Bernard: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" Eat crow while it's still warm: A country saying that means it's easier to admit you're wrong when you do it quickly Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope: A country saying that compares the difficulty of getting a politician to do something good to poking a cat out from under a porch with a rope Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even: A country saying that compares two wrongs to making something even "Butter my butt and call me a biscuit" is a country saying that's used to express surprise.
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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shoshana.bsky.social
People talk about modern web frameworks and minimalist web frameworks.

Where are the impressionist, bauhaus, and renaissance web frameworks?
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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zseabeard.bsky.social
could never be full of love and whimsy i’m too much of a hater
lizdalf.bsky.social final girl @lizdalf.bsky.social · Jan 24
could never be a hater i’m too full of love and whimsy
January 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
Lucy from Twin Peaks Isabelle from Animal Crossing
January 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
maute.us
Ok, I've used app blockers to minimize doom scrolling in the past. But to not have the apps at all anymore? This is a whole different feeling... I like it
January 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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pansexualwlp.bsky.social
Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Comic of two chameleons on a branch, surrounded by leaves. One is progressive pride flag colors, one is green. Green one says “why are you so determined about holding on to hope?” In the next panel the other says “because that’s the thing they want to take from us most of all”
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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mkiracofe.bsky.social
It came to me that every time I lose a dog or cat, they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog or cat who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough, all the components of my heart will be dog or cat and I will be as generous and loving as they are.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
maute.us
I loved my time on TikTok. one thing no other platform will ever top was the AI voice changers. What a hilarious and creative way for people to make content but keep their own voice private.

Also, one of the only good uses of AI in today's climate
January 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
maute.us
People who have deleted their meta accounts... how is it going? Are your circles following suit?

...asking for a friend...
January 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.
December 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM