RED MEAT from the secret files
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Plastic fruit for a starving nation.
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There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
The reason they seem to be rushing every blundering knucklehead move all at once is because he is so noticeably gravely ill and he grows increasingly feeble by the day.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The reason they seem to be rushing every blundering knucklehead move all at once is because he is so noticeably gravely ill and he grows increasingly feeble by the day.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
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ICE agents are masked...because they know they are committing crimes.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
ICE agents are masked...because they know they are committing crimes.
If Christmas has taught me anything it’s that one fictional deity is better than another fictional deity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If Christmas has taught me anything it’s that one fictional deity is better than another fictional deity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
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This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Sues Six More States in Sweeping Push to Obtain Unredacted Voter Rolls
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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It's been almost two weeks and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's been almost two weeks and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
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MAJOR: The Trump Administration has been caught lying about the D.C. shooting suspect.
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
Major Update: The Trump Administration Caught Lying About D.C. Shooting Suspect as CIA Ties Exposed
Good afternoon, everyone.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
MAJOR: The Trump Administration has been caught lying about the D.C. shooting suspect.
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
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Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."
To understand what is coming for Trump right now you need to rewatch Apocalypse Now. It’s all there. Trump is Kurtz. Willard is corporate media and the Januses in the GOP who perform the ugly deed. The Montagnards and GI renegades are MAGA. Military command and the CIA are the PACS and Mega Donors.
a man in a green shirt with the words very obviously he has gone insane below him
ALT: a man in a green shirt with the words very obviously he has gone insane below him
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November 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
To understand what is coming for Trump right now you need to rewatch Apocalypse Now. It’s all there. Trump is Kurtz. Willard is corporate media and the Januses in the GOP who perform the ugly deed. The Montagnards and GI renegades are MAGA. Military command and the CIA are the PACS and Mega Donors.
I’m looking forward to the mad scramble by all the GOP rats to disavow Trump and abandon the sinking MAGA ship. Marge’s handlers were cunning enough to get her out in front of the impending wreck of the Epstein Trumpsgerald.
a cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words " we wont forget " above him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving a speech with the words " we wont forget " above him
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November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m looking forward to the mad scramble by all the GOP rats to disavow Trump and abandon the sinking MAGA ship. Marge’s handlers were cunning enough to get her out in front of the impending wreck of the Epstein Trumpsgerald.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Presidents that are innocent don't have emergency meetings in the Situation Room about dead child rape traffickers.
**h/t to Anonymous
**h/t to Anonymous
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Presidents that are innocent don't have emergency meetings in the Situation Room about dead child rape traffickers.
**h/t to Anonymous
**h/t to Anonymous
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I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
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Yes, Mr. President: You’re right. We do have “the worst health care” of any major country.
Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right.
The solution: Medicare for All.
Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right.
The solution: Medicare for All.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yes, Mr. President: You’re right. We do have “the worst health care” of any major country.
Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right.
The solution: Medicare for All.
Despite spending twice as much per capita, we are the only major country not to guarantee health care to all as a human right.
The solution: Medicare for All.
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Did you get your new healthcare premium notice yet?
“Medicare for All” is starting to sound real good to a lot of folks who didn’t want to talk about it before.
Same page now!
“Medicare for All” is starting to sound real good to a lot of folks who didn’t want to talk about it before.
Same page now!
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Did you get your new healthcare premium notice yet?
“Medicare for All” is starting to sound real good to a lot of folks who didn’t want to talk about it before.
Same page now!
“Medicare for All” is starting to sound real good to a lot of folks who didn’t want to talk about it before.
Same page now!
“Ideocracy was a documentary.” 😂
Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.”
youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...
Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.”
youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...
They Live (1988) - The Power Elite Scene (8/10) | Movieclips
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November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Ideocracy was a documentary.” 😂
Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.”
youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...
Oh my sweet summer children, you need to rewatch Carpenter’s “They Live.”
youtu.be/GeAcikP5N7M?...
Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Two extended diameter rockets equipped with reentry vehicles were launched directly toward the Full Beaver Moon yesterday, as well as an additional probe to simultaneously explore the dark side. Like and follow for more explicit coverage of this mission.
It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France.
Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s only a Guillotine if it’s from the Guillotine region of France.
Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
Otherwise it’s merely a sparkling wealth redistributor.
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Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
A severely diminished elderly man who is showing clear signs of major organ failure and he going to go the distance? A flu would likely hospitalize him. We’ve seen evidence of at least two strokes and classic symptoms of frontotemporal dementia.
Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.
Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A severely diminished elderly man who is showing clear signs of major organ failure and he going to go the distance? A flu would likely hospitalize him. We’ve seen evidence of at least two strokes and classic symptoms of frontotemporal dementia.
Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.
Don’t take my word for it. Google all these diseases.
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.