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Plastic fruit for a starving nation.
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There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.
Apparently you also cannot use the name “Epstein” on the new Tik Tok without flagging and removal.
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Apparently you also cannot use the name “Epstein” on the new Tik Tok without flagging and removal.
Anything but releasing the Epstein Trump files.
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Anything but releasing the Epstein Trump files.
Tim Walz is all out of fucks and that is the only sane reaction to this criminal assault on the Constitution and the American public by the corrupted and foreign interest compromised Trump administration.
The “Polite discourse” window is now permanently closed.
The “Polite discourse” window is now permanently closed.
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Tim Walz is all out of fucks and that is the only sane reaction to this criminal assault on the Constitution and the American public by the corrupted and foreign interest compromised Trump administration.
The “Polite discourse” window is now permanently closed.
The “Polite discourse” window is now permanently closed.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Every single one of those names are in the Epstein Trump Files.
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Every single one of those names are in the Epstein Trump Files.
Congratulations! Well deserved.
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Congratulations! Well deserved.
This video is literally like a comedy sketch. Except it isn’t. Jesus.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
This video is literally like a comedy sketch. Except it isn’t. Jesus.
WE ARE THE EIGHTY-SEVEN PERCENTERS!
Gaze upon our works ye clever and despair.
Gaze upon our works ye clever and despair.
two men standing in front of a pawn store
ALT: two men standing in front of a pawn store
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January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
WE ARE THE EIGHTY-SEVEN PERCENTERS!
Gaze upon our works ye clever and despair.
Gaze upon our works ye clever and despair.
His vanity would never allow anyone else in his chosen circle to outshine him, thus all the handpicked zero charisma weirdos.
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
His vanity would never allow anyone else in his chosen circle to outshine him, thus all the handpicked zero charisma weirdos.
Medically speaking, he will soon be unable to safely walk unaided and without effort. He will quickly appear more sallow and frail than he already does. Just in the last two months he has significantly aged and appears more enfeebled. Difficult to hide any of that when you’re surrounded by cameras.
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Medically speaking, he will soon be unable to safely walk unaided and without effort. He will quickly appear more sallow and frail than he already does. Just in the last two months he has significantly aged and appears more enfeebled. Difficult to hide any of that when you’re surrounded by cameras.
The reason they seem to be rushing every blundering knucklehead move all at once is because he is so noticeably gravely ill and he grows increasingly feeble by the day.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The reason they seem to be rushing every blundering knucklehead move all at once is because he is so noticeably gravely ill and he grows increasingly feeble by the day.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
Without him, their boogeyman machine falls apart very quickly.
Tick tock.
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ICE agents are masked...because they know they are committing crimes.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
ICE agents are masked...because they know they are committing crimes.
😢 This is horrible
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
😢 This is horrible
If Christmas has taught me anything it’s that one fictional deity is better than another fictional deity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If Christmas has taught me anything it’s that one fictional deity is better than another fictional deity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
The superior one will refuse to bring me presents this year if I don’t meet his arbitrary behavioral standards. The other one will sentence me to a sadistic torture nexus for all eternity.
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
Bread box of doom is the greatest mold colony accelerator known to man.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bread box of doom is the greatest mold colony accelerator known to man.
Refrigerate all natural bread.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Refrigerate all natural bread.
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This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Sues Six More States in Sweeping Push to Obtain Unredacted Voter Rolls
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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It's been almost two weeks and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's been almost two weeks and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
Cartooning is the Devil’s yoga.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Cartooning is the Devil’s yoga.
I might be out over my skis here but…
a drawing of a girl with a goat 's head and a tattoo on her arm
ALT: a drawing of a girl with a goat 's head and a tattoo on her arm
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I might be out over my skis here but…
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MAJOR: The Trump Administration has been caught lying about the D.C. shooting suspect.
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
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The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
Major Update: The Trump Administration Caught Lying About D.C. Shooting Suspect as CIA Ties Exposed
Good afternoon, everyone.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
MAJOR: The Trump Administration has been caught lying about the D.C. shooting suspect.
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving:
The truth: He was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and granted asylum by Trump in April.
Spread this everywhere. Subscribe to support my work, even on Thanksgiving: