Rosencranz N Gildenstern
banner
maxshrek.bsky.social
Rosencranz N Gildenstern
@maxshrek.bsky.social
The most boring person on the internet. Opinions are like assholes, they all stink.
https://onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags https://www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapples-brand
Pinned
If you listen to Jim Jones of Jonestown mass-termination infamy, & remove his lisp, he sounds like Donald Trump. #trump #politics Like how Bill Clinton sounded like a used car salesman, & many politicians want to sound like TikTok blurbs.

Being unaffiliated to any party, I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
Hey Gang, I Dont Know Much About Bad Bunny , But I Do Know A Lot About The Worst Bunny 🙃🐰🤢🤣

#madmagazine #alfredeneuman #badbunny #superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The Manchurian Candidate dummy Senator Johnny Iselin reminds me of Donald Trump, just some bonehead chosen to be a candidate for office. I'm surprised he didnt say there are 57 Democrats in the Epstein files, a call back to a Heinz Ketchup bottle so he can remember what he's talking about. #movies
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
Are you ready for "Shadow of the Beast + Bionic Commando"?
I have a Launch Date for ChainStaff! 🥳
It's hitting Steam, Switch, Playstation, and Xbox all on April 8th.
Full trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_O...
Store links below. Pre-order is also up for Switch/Xbox!!!
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just to reminisce this Groundhog Day.
#NYC #ny #Groundhog #murder
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
When the freezers of hell are full, the snow and ice and cold will cover the earth.
... or something.

#snow #ice #winter #cold #cheeseburger #Fahrenheit #Celsius #kookookachoo
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I am immature.
Ai helps musicalize my immature lyrical shortcomings.

#music #ai #disco #cheeseburger
Browsing the Intercoastal at Low Tide
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Huh. #movies
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
The Church Arcade…After Dark.

Duquesne, Pennsylvania.

#pinball #arcade #church #retroarcade #classicarcade
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Fantastic. Bad. Awful. Excellent.
#music #1980s #synthesizer #cheeseburger
Debbie Deb - Lookout Weekend (1984)
YouTube video by Albert Johnson (DeeJay Punanny Don)
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
I got a chance on Saturday night to film a walkthrough of a brand new retro arcade debuting in the Pittsburgh area next weekend.

What makes this one unique? IT'S INSIDE A HISTORIC CHURCH.

Take a look at the full behind-the-scenes tour here:
youtu.be/kPKJyJGucH4

More info:
www.thechurcharcade.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Hmm are White Walkers just a Game of Thrones version of the Borg from Star Trek?
#startrek #gameofthrones #borg #whitewalkers
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The cynic in me says the Epstein files will disappoint people.

The realist in me says Footnote47 doesn't care if he's impeached again.

The me in me says if it'll go away, they can say I'm the only one in the files, and I was only delivering pizza. Such a tired story.

#pizza #news #cheeseburger
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I remember stumbling on ECW wrestling in the 90s late at night and watching these nuts beat the shit out of each other. Especially Mikey Whipreck(sic) He looked like a normal dude getting destroyed, broken, other words like that, but he always stood there taking it. Amazing.
#ECW #wrestling
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
Reconnect Recommends:

Does the Quirky World of Katamari Damacy Still Hold Up?

#gaming #videogames
Does the Quirky World of Katamari Damacy Still Hold Up?
This article has been curated by Reconnect, the games writing discovery platform.
thesavedgame.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Was there ever a doubt that Hunter S. Thompson self terminated?
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
6 on the Fahrenheit this morning in NY. Yesterday it was -6 but didn't feel this cold.
#cold #winter #NewYork

There's a winter weather advisory. Isn't weather that happens during winter always winter weather?

#question
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
A collector traded in 1,228 Xbox 360 games at Pink Gorilla Las Vegas. We dug through the aftermath. Rare titles, dev consoles, sports, racing, Kinect… absolute chaos. WATCH >> youtu.be/cj9zs6tv8Fc
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I just farted and Risen Jesus Christ, savior guy, walked up to me and said "Ok, put me back on the cross."

#fart
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Hmm. Sounds like shit both of our wonderful political parties do to each other in the US. Assholes one, assholes all.
#hmm #interesting #damninteresting
1943 Communist Directive
YouTube video by Scotty Govoni
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by Rosencranz N Gildenstern
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
$1 on clearance at Speedway. I wonder how they taste?
#candy #Christmas #clearance
#Speedway
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM