max teeth
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have been spending the past week or so passively trying to understand the fact that perspective distortion is due to relative distance instead of focal length
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
have been spending the past week or so passively trying to understand the fact that perspective distortion is due to relative distance instead of focal length
Peeping Tom (1960) is so cool because i remember reading about and thinking wow i bet i would love this pervert horror movie soooo much. and then i did. but that was before i even knew about the elaborately staged dance sequence!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Peeping Tom (1960) is so cool because i remember reading about and thinking wow i bet i would love this pervert horror movie soooo much. and then i did. but that was before i even knew about the elaborately staged dance sequence!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
huh? oh yeah that’s just our friend allen and his weird screwdriver. he calls it a wrench for some reason. he’s a good guy though
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
huh? oh yeah that’s just our friend allen and his weird screwdriver. he calls it a wrench for some reason. he’s a good guy though
not to sound entitled but i do feel like missing my hormones for 2 days shouldn’t cause me to immediately get my period
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
not to sound entitled but i do feel like missing my hormones for 2 days shouldn’t cause me to immediately get my period
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
they should put a plough on the front of the bus to sweep up all the cars double parked in the bus lane
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
they should put a plough on the front of the bus to sweep up all the cars double parked in the bus lane
god in 2019 i really used to just spray 16th note hihats all over everything i wrote
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
god in 2019 i really used to just spray 16th note hihats all over everything i wrote
just drank a redbull for the first time. first half tasted like cherry airheads and the second half tasted also like cherry airheads but with a hint of bleach. curious
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
just drank a redbull for the first time. first half tasted like cherry airheads and the second half tasted also like cherry airheads but with a hint of bleach. curious
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frankenstein is a big guy who groans and has bolts that come out of his neck. he is not a metaphor and his name is frankenstein. everyone else needs to get a grip.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
frankenstein is a big guy who groans and has bolts that come out of his neck. he is not a metaphor and his name is frankenstein. everyone else needs to get a grip.
i think movers should make probably $1,000 an hour. i don’t have that kind of money though so i also think moving should be a public service
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think movers should make probably $1,000 an hour. i don’t have that kind of money though so i also think moving should be a public service
need more info on the circumstances that led griffin dunne to direct practical magic
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
need more info on the circumstances that led griffin dunne to direct practical magic
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Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
they’ve invented a miracle drug that gives you a lot of acne and makes men call you “buddy”
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
they’ve invented a miracle drug that gives you a lot of acne and makes men call you “buddy”
they should make a version of diet coke that has calories
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
they should make a version of diet coke that has calories
accidentally closed firefox and for whatever reason it did not preserve my open tabs. feeling a great sense of grief and loss but also, in a way, freedom
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
accidentally closed firefox and for whatever reason it did not preserve my open tabs. feeling a great sense of grief and loss but also, in a way, freedom
movie theaters used to be cold, right? this isn't a false memory that i have created? every time i go to the movie theater i think, oh, i should put on an extra layer, because it will be cold. and then i end up overheating in the movie theater
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
movie theaters used to be cold, right? this isn't a false memory that i have created? every time i go to the movie theater i think, oh, i should put on an extra layer, because it will be cold. and then i end up overheating in the movie theater
getting downvoted on a language learning subreddit for bravely saying that it's ok (and maybe even helpful) to use foreign-language subtitles when you're watching a foreign-language video
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
getting downvoted on a language learning subreddit for bravely saying that it's ok (and maybe even helpful) to use foreign-language subtitles when you're watching a foreign-language video
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[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard