Mayhem's tummy hurts >n<
@mayhemkrog.bsky.social
Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
Pinned
a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
Alt: a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
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The people who are my mutuals on here mean so much to me. I know I'm a strange hermit since we never socialize but they make life worth it.
Life stinks sometimes. I wish i didn't have to just grin and bear it
a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair and a black dress .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair and a black dress .
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November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Life stinks sometimes. I wish i didn't have to just grin and bear it
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you gotta get off Twitter guys
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
you gotta get off Twitter guys
Duke confirms that he thinks Gwen is hot
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Duke confirms that he thinks Gwen is hot
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Stop giving them ideas for modern horizons 4
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Stop giving them ideas for modern horizons 4
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*rail grinding to work* ah fuck I'm gonna be late *jumps through several rings and strikes a cool pose before landing back on the rail* this is not my day
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*rail grinding to work* ah fuck I'm gonna be late *jumps through several rings and strikes a cool pose before landing back on the rail* this is not my day
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STOP MAKING CINEMATIC UNIVERSES IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT
Plans are underway on future movies in the ‘WICKED’ universe.
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
STOP MAKING CINEMATIC UNIVERSES IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT
Good gender today
today’s gender
made this one recently too. it's not completely serious so don't be annoying @ me. art is a piece by takato yamamoto, not sure of the title since those can be hard to track down if you don't speak japanese/don't own all his art books
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Good gender today
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today’s gender
made this one recently too. it's not completely serious so don't be annoying @ me. art is a piece by takato yamamoto, not sure of the title since those can be hard to track down if you don't speak japanese/don't own all his art books
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
today’s gender
Wisest words I've heard today.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wisest words I've heard today.
That frustrating feel when you have n cup boobs but you have an n+1 body :(
it 's ok ... i 'm fine not .
Alt: it 's ok ... i 'm fine not .
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November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That frustrating feel when you have n cup boobs but you have an n+1 body :(
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you have so much more personal growth to do.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you have so much more personal growth to do.
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this is the only way to ensure proper accountability.
see also 'if your AI hit a kid and dragged them 500 feet in your self driving car we're treating it as if your CEO was personally behind the wheel and texting during it'
maybe we just say 'if your AI said it we're treating it as if your CEO said it to their face' for the purposes of liability
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this is the only way to ensure proper accountability.
The Fuck Cut was released
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Fuck Cut was released
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It's Minotaur Monday and my favorite Is Hurloon Minotaur. Did you know he was a model?
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It's Minotaur Monday and my favorite Is Hurloon Minotaur. Did you know he was a model?
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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How i look at my sexfriend after we fuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How i look at my sexfriend after we fuck
But it's a sexy grease fire
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
But it's a sexy grease fire
Kavu Queen 3RG
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
If you were a Magic card, what would it look like?
Father of Runes - W
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Kavu Queen 3RG
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
Legendary Creature - Kavu Noble
Your deck may only play any basic lands
Tap 3 Kavu: create a */* kavu token creature with domain equal to it's power & toughness
6/7
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We have a HATTY 🗣️
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We have a HATTY 🗣️
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!
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A suitable nickname would be Elon '88' (deaths per hour). And that's just from the DOGE cuts, it doesn't include his deathbox vehicles.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A suitable nickname would be Elon '88' (deaths per hour). And that's just from the DOGE cuts, it doesn't include his deathbox vehicles.
Quote with a robot that isn't from Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Quote with a robot that isn't from Star wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
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with alt text!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
with alt text!