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McGrupp
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Pizza Daddy. Tiger in a trance. 90% honky, 10% tonk.
They tried to warn the millennials about how much cabinet cleaning we will end up doing with white everything. Time to go back to the black and dark wood kitchens of the 80s
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I only need two things:

1. My babies
1. Up to 20 minutes uninterrupted to poop
2. Lil nicotine, lil weed
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Check out my daughter trying to befriend a deer in cat simulator
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You ever try to turn the brightness up on life and then realize you have your sunglasses on
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m sorry but that’s between yall, you might want to ask your husband where his money is going 🤷‍♂️😩
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You like one of my skeets and you get a follow. This is bsky in 2026, you vibe with me you the homie
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
you CAN go to sleep for the night at 7 pee em
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Twenty years later?????
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This is it. I really hope change is coming. Can we start withholding pay from elected officials?
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Some people just can’t hang bruh 🤣😩
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Gotta love how after 25 years listening to this band, old lines jump out at you in new ways. “What’s the return on the faith I’ve provided?”

Damn that’s a good one
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Is it smoke crack, baby or

Smoke, crack baby
*b52s guy voice* SMOKE CRACK BABY
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
10-15 years late to the party (as usual) but I have discovered Gucci Mane. “You ever seen a quarter million dollars in a nike shoe box?”
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Okay... 8+ years of not putting cocaine up my nose and I’m at the ENT, they spray some lidocaine up my nose. As my throat starts to go numb, my heart starts racing and my hands get sweaty. It clicked what was happening when i felt my guts start to bubble. The human nervous system is incredible???
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
90 units of Botox in each trap ✅
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Chris Pratt gif
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What would I want sky is a top 5 all timer for me
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE
Fall Be Kind
(2009)

This 27 minute EP beats the brakes off of most bands’ entire career. “What Would I Want? Sky” is one of my favorite songs from their catalog. Fun fact: it contains the only band sanctioned sample of a Grateful Dead song (“Unbroken Chain”)

#NowSpinning
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trusty. Bout to polish this one and got a backup in the freezer
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Any of yall ever deal with a cyst in your sinus?
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don’t love the “monkeys, they work their abdominals” line.

But I also don’t hate it? lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Possible to have the hydration but without all the peeing?
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by McGrupp
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As a chef I have genuinely no idea what is going on in this thread
You know what?

You should throw that apple into the air fryer for 17 mins

As a treat
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Whoops! Demo crew a couple doors down accidentally hit a sprinkler line on Monday. Sprinkler system had coincidentally been put in test mode like 30 min before. So FD wasn’t notified til everyone realized. It was gushing like this for a whole hour bc FD couldn’t close the valve (building is old).
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Handyman Hal is just Blippi for republicans
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM