Matt Alston
@mcribsisback.bsky.social
I'm Matt. Writer with bylines with Business Insider, The Nation, GQ, Wired. Copywriter for work-work. Weirdly good at Etch-a-Sketch. Not bad at disc golf.
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/ai-mcdonalds-disney-slop/
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/ai-mcdonalds-disney-slop/
Immediately after enjoying ROOFMAN, which is terrific, my wife and I threw on the first act of PLACE BEYOND THE PINES, and I'm here to say (probably uncontroversially) that I didn't recall Ben Mendelsohn's performance hitting so hard but MY GOD does he steal the show
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Immediately after enjoying ROOFMAN, which is terrific, my wife and I threw on the first act of PLACE BEYOND THE PINES, and I'm here to say (probably uncontroversially) that I didn't recall Ben Mendelsohn's performance hitting so hard but MY GOD does he steal the show
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This is a good piece; it’s frustrating that my cited post resonates beyond the bubble of people who like my work & yet that resonance will not, cannot, move the tech people actively making things worse. Not one of them cares. Their vision of the future is “we make more money.”
For @thenation.com I wrote about the hideous AI Slop advert that Mickey D's had to pull, and why the collective immune response is the only normal and good reaction to slop
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Slop of Things to Come
This past week boasted many overhyped AI breakthroughs, but the healthiest one was the fierce repudiation of a contemptuous McDonald’s ad.
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December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is a good piece; it’s frustrating that my cited post resonates beyond the bubble of people who like my work & yet that resonance will not, cannot, move the tech people actively making things worse. Not one of them cares. Their vision of the future is “we make more money.”
For @thenation.com I wrote about the hideous AI Slop advert that Mickey D's had to pull, and why the collective immune response is the only normal and good reaction to slop
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Slop of Things to Come
This past week boasted many overhyped AI breakthroughs, but the healthiest one was the fierce repudiation of a contemptuous McDonald’s ad.
www.thenation.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
For @thenation.com I wrote about the hideous AI Slop advert that Mickey D's had to pull, and why the collective immune response is the only normal and good reaction to slop
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
(also got to call Jimmy Fallon "feckless" and quote a @themountaingoats.bsky.social post)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
TIFU by entering my salary into an inflation calculator
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
TIFU by entering my salary into an inflation calculator
thanksgiving take #2 is that Knives Out movies should drop on streaming for thanksgiving, not christmas, this goes against all my beliefs in theater supremacy etc, but I just think it would be lovely to put Wake Up Dead Man on tomorrow night!
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
thanksgiving take #2 is that Knives Out movies should drop on streaming for thanksgiving, not christmas, this goes against all my beliefs in theater supremacy etc, but I just think it would be lovely to put Wake Up Dead Man on tomorrow night!
my yearly thanksgiving take is "i wanna be able to see the ridges from the can" cranberry sauce people are annoying. making your own is objectively better! get that "we used to drink from the hose" shit outta here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
my yearly thanksgiving take is "i wanna be able to see the ridges from the can" cranberry sauce people are annoying. making your own is objectively better! get that "we used to drink from the hose" shit outta here.
there’s no way Trump knows the price of milk but there’s also no way David Brooks knows the price of milk and tbh I’m not sure I would pass a milk price quiz myself
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there’s no way Trump knows the price of milk but there’s also no way David Brooks knows the price of milk and tbh I’m not sure I would pass a milk price quiz myself
The US state closest to Africa is Maine
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The US state closest to Africa is Maine
Just thinking about how Trump called himself the "father of IVF" while campaigning. The father of IVF!
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just thinking about how Trump called himself the "father of IVF" while campaigning. The father of IVF!
My 6yo daughter is having a friend sleep over tonight, is It finally time to introduce these kids to TENET (2020)?
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My 6yo daughter is having a friend sleep over tonight, is It finally time to introduce these kids to TENET (2020)?
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The best revenge is the simplest. Avenge your teammate for the previous HBP by hitting the ball into the pitcher.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The best revenge is the simplest. Avenge your teammate for the previous HBP by hitting the ball into the pitcher.
I wrote about the oyster farmer, kept a 41-year streak alive of not "well actually"-ing nazi iconography, and Chris Lehmann at @thenation.com threw out the best headline I'll ever be attached to
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Maine’s Case of Platner Fasciitis
The scandals engulfing the Democratic Senate hopeful expose a rift between the state's provincial and national identities
www.thenation.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I wrote about the oyster farmer, kept a 41-year streak alive of not "well actually"-ing nazi iconography, and Chris Lehmann at @thenation.com threw out the best headline I'll ever be attached to
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
If you have friends who have a baby, just drop off food. Don’t ask them what they need, just find out that they are home, and drop off a lasagna or a big soup or whatever you know they like. Take the mental energy of arranging your visit off the table and just hand off a meal.
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you have friends who have a baby, just drop off food. Don’t ask them what they need, just find out that they are home, and drop off a lasagna or a big soup or whatever you know they like. Take the mental energy of arranging your visit off the table and just hand off a meal.
Annual post to mark the start of old-man pickup basketball: there’a nothing better than still having your touch
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Annual post to mark the start of old-man pickup basketball: there’a nothing better than still having your touch
This costume is the formerly hipster dad bat signal, I’m casting about for my people. Excited to meet 3-7 Halloween Bobs next Friday out with our kids trick or treating.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This costume is the formerly hipster dad bat signal, I’m casting about for my people. Excited to meet 3-7 Halloween Bobs next Friday out with our kids trick or treating.
me running errands in my Maine town today and I see Platner yard signs
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
me running errands in my Maine town today and I see Platner yard signs
Even when it’s used for everyday/personal projects, GenAI “art” just plain stinks. why do the skeletons have flesh arms?
My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Even when it’s used for everyday/personal projects, GenAI “art” just plain stinks. why do the skeletons have flesh arms?
“Earn 3% back in bitcoin on every slice 🍕”
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Earn 3% back in bitcoin on every slice 🍕”
for the rest of my life now I'm going to say I've had "a few small beers" whenever I've had a few small beers
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
for the rest of my life now I'm going to say I've had "a few small beers" whenever I've had a few small beers
Realized a life goal I didn't know I had, by getting the words "Glup Shitto" into a piece. Wrote about the $1000 LEGO Death Star!
www.gq.com/story/why-le...
www.gq.com/story/why-le...
Why LEGO's New Death Star Set Has Caused a Great Disturbance in the Force
‘Star Wars’ IP helped turn LEGO into the world's most valuable toy company, but the company's first-ever $1,000 playset has LEGO fans ready to join the rebellion. “They are angry about the set,” one m...
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September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Realized a life goal I didn't know I had, by getting the words "Glup Shitto" into a piece. Wrote about the $1000 LEGO Death Star!
www.gq.com/story/why-le...
www.gq.com/story/why-le...
Remembering Some Guys: Movies
Blueskyism is talking about movies that Fucking Rule. The Raid, They Live, Mission Impossible, Police Story, etc. You know what fucking rules? 13 Assassins
September 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Remembering Some Guys: Movies
Measles looking at the FL congressional map like it's a battle plan
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Measles looking at the FL congressional map like it's a battle plan
one of the only kinda-good things to happen as a result of the 2008 financial crisis is that a half-generation of college graduates (elder millennials) got to/had to eat shit in the service industry, at least for a little bit.
it's maybe the only kind of shit-eating that actually builds character
it's maybe the only kind of shit-eating that actually builds character
i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
one of the only kinda-good things to happen as a result of the 2008 financial crisis is that a half-generation of college graduates (elder millennials) got to/had to eat shit in the service industry, at least for a little bit.
it's maybe the only kind of shit-eating that actually builds character
it's maybe the only kind of shit-eating that actually builds character
i don't wish to be famous but i do wish i had a profile large enough to be asked to go talk on mic about Eddington for 45-75 minutes
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i don't wish to be famous but i do wish i had a profile large enough to be asked to go talk on mic about Eddington for 45-75 minutes