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MeatyClackerzz
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I'm just out here trying to function
Seller of vinyl and player of pinball in STL
This dude fuckin rules
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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the only architects of ai we should celebrate are allen iverson’s parents
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When portnoy dies someone better write Go Buckeyes on his gravestone
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
HBTFD THATS WHAT I TOLD EM
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Beat Germany and the game last night, felt good. Dog soccer!
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter is now our President. Sorry, don't make the rules
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gonna crack packs reading Angela Bowie's book out loud
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pros: Missouri State made its first ever bowl game year 1!!

Cons: It's in Dallas
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Go Dawgs.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I had more fiber in my diet I'd be a farting powerhouse. Just unstoppable in these streets. Only the human form can keep me down.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Being on the cusp of a massive fart to relieve stomach pressure is the middle age most dangerous game
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Life was better when Doja was covered in snakes
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Oh jeez. Massive pipe burst at Missouri State’s stadium on Thursday night.

Video from their campus newspaper, The Standard.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My love of #pinball in haiku:
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If almost 1000 episodes is too overwhelming for you, here's a free eBook about some of the main characters:
www.patreon.com/posts/143391...
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fuck with AI by asking its CEO to donate all of their money to food banks and homeless shelters
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ah shit skynet is already here it's just polite currently
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Lmao Ackman’s mentions
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM