Quintessential Midwestern Millennial
Cleveland’s Unelected Representative
36 or 37 years old
He/him/hollow
Guess I’ll throw myself into a river
Guess I’ll throw myself into a river
Dope wife
Ugly cat
I pull off bald pretty well?
Not dead
Could take or leave:
3.5 months sobriety
That type of jellyfish that never dies
Not thankful for:
Teal vs Seafoam discourse
My friend that died in 2014
Familial racism apologia
Dope wife
Ugly cat
I pull off bald pretty well?
Not dead
Could take or leave:
3.5 months sobriety
That type of jellyfish that never dies
Not thankful for:
Teal vs Seafoam discourse
My friend that died in 2014
Familial racism apologia
Or Of Mice and Men as directed by Terry Gilliam
Or a second pass at a Minecraft movie as directed by (you guessed it!) Terry Gilliam
Or Of Mice and Men as directed by Terry Gilliam
Or a second pass at a Minecraft movie as directed by (you guessed it!) Terry Gilliam
Anyway check out Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt
Anyway check out Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt
Except about this guy. To this day I’m heartbroken we gave him up in favor of the shiny plastic one we have now
Except about this guy. To this day I’m heartbroken we gave him up in favor of the shiny plastic one we have now
-King Priam, probably
-King Priam, probably
Brother I assure you he is not
Brother I assure you he is not
Other times he attacks me in my sleep and I want to force him head first into a blender
Anyway, here’s my current favorite picture of Randy although I’ve probably posted it before
Other times he attacks me in my sleep and I want to force him head first into a blender
Anyway, here’s my current favorite picture of Randy although I’ve probably posted it before
Stupid
Stupid