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Justin
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"Get his ass" - Sun Tsu
A dragon is like a big duck
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Hahahahaha he's gonna smear himself all over the place it'll cost so much money to clean up after this asshole
FLASH: Trump says Kennedy Center will close for two years on July 4

Trump says closure is for renovations
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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I can still fix it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Armored MMA kicks ass
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Old comic
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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My video about Gollum is finally done. LotR gets more important by the day, esp as the right continues to try and co-opt it. Stories matter and no joke I think it’s really important to understand this specific story properly, I hope my series helps with that

youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...
Gollum, (Dis)grace, and (Un)heroism | Monsters of LOTR
YouTube video by The Morbid Zoo
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The nature of my heart is in this comic. My thanks to the artist
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Drumming is the only thing keeping this man alive
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Capone said the same thing to the cops
AL CAPONE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GREEN MILL. All caps required here. Isn’t it on Green Mill staff to shush?
People talking at full volume in the green mill I hope you're haunted by Al Capone's ghost
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
People talking at full volume in the green mill I hope you're haunted by Al Capone's ghost
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
God bless coffee
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The trees were talking to me and I didn't listen
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
In the end I got what I wanted. I don't have to put energy into an empty void
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Will share this every chance I can. This man is the GOAT
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"Gluing" looks incorrect
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Gluing myself to a garbage truck to see the city
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
To cancel your subscription you must answer three riddles and retrieve the golden monkey's paw
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Most problems can be solved with spicy rice and eggs (or legumes)
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Fuck Obama
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Chicago cop training is 620 hours
Barber license is 1500 hours

Give barbers a gun
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Gojuchang rice
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Remembering when a regular at my bar drank a martini like a shot because it was Time To Go
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I sincerely hope the East Wing is a crater for four years and Trump just pockets the cash
“.. the hearing suggests the real possibility that Trump will be unable to construct anything in the East Wing’s place, leaving just an empty site ..

Destruction followed by stagnation seems to be something of an MO ..”

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January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM